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Posted
Just now, katt_goddess said:

Hair By Sasquatch - pics guaranteed blurry or your money back.

For some “bomb ass phone” it takes some shitty pictures...kinda like a used straight talk phone...

 

*gasp*

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Still Me said:

For some “bomb ass phone” it takes some shitty pictures...kinda like a used straight talk phone...

 

*gasp*

fone is potato. 

That's all I really have on that because disclaimer, my phone doesn't even take pics. :D 

But yeah, people might squawk about bathroom lighting selfies but at least there's a little light going on. Can't tell if hair has been did or just shaved off. 

Posted
31 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

Looking like black Alex Vause, bitches

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Seriously, I can't see anything besides your eyes and the trees on your shirt. Did you get rid of the color?

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Posted (edited)
35 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

fone is potato. 

That's all I really have on that because disclaimer, my phone doesn't even take pics. :D 

 

Like with most things i have that you dont...bitch u wouldn't even know what to do wit dis

 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Rogue Alphonse said:

I was getting better pics from my iPhone 3GS

hey man take it easy, not everyone can be a photographer with a Nokia 3310

Posted
11 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

Like with most things i have that you dont...bitch u wouldn't even know what to do wit dis

 

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all those icons at the top make me nervous. maybe i just like my interface clean

Posted
4 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

It has ambience! 

what ambiance?

 

SEE THE MYSTIQUE OF A MID-RANGE APARTMENT. MARVEL AT THE WONDERS OF THE WORKING REFRIGERATOR. TRY TO MAKE OUT A BLURRY PERSON IN A OVERLY RED PHOTO.

Posted (edited)

@🍬Candy🍬

 

1 hour ago, mthor said:

Seriously, I can't see anything besides your eyes and the trees on your shirt. Did you get rid of the color?

 

I meant the blue. In your hair. That you were less than pleased with.

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Fuck your stupid peppermints when I'm trying to @ you on the desktop.
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Posted
1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

The shadow makes it look like you have a five-o'clock shadow.....

Personally it looks like she just got through face firsting a tub of chocolate icecream.....I was gonna go with a poop joke, but it seemed trite.

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Posted (edited)
7 hours ago, Rogue Alphonse said:

I was getting better pics from my iPhone 3GS

I was getting better pictures from my Motorola Razr, like 12 years ago.

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Look! It’s the rare, elusive Niggasquach! What a majestically, marvelously pixelated ugly creature. I didn’t think I would see one in the wild, especially since it’s natural habitat is at couples mixers and fat, white male marriages. 

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Posted
9 hours ago, mthor said:

Seriously, I can't see anything besides your eyes and the trees on your shirt. Did you get rid of the color?

That's because she's dark as hell.

If her eyes were closed, I'd be asking why she posted some snowy trees. Did she go skiing or something?

:ph34r:

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Posted
Just now, midnight said:

That's because she's dark as hell.

If her eyes were closed, I'd be asking why she posted some snowy trees. Did she go skiing or something?

:ph34r:

That's racist. 

In before anyone else can say it.

Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, discolemonade said:

so is your new schtick to take seriously shitty photos...then come back with

'bitch i got the bestest phone in all the lands' ?

It’s not NEW schtick for it. It’s been doing that for the better half of a decade. 

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Posted
17 hours ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

Like with most things i have that you dont...bitch u wouldn't even know what to do wit dis

 

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I know you paid way too much for something that can only hold 32% charge, two bars and takes potato-fone pics. 

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Posted
18 hours ago, Naraku4656 said:

all those icons at the top make me nervous. maybe i just like my interface clean

Just like its body, it has viruses and shit everywhere. It just tries to convince everyone that it’s clean, when the interface says “diseases”.

Posted
18 hours ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

Like with most things i have that you dont...bitch u wouldn't even know what to do wit dis

 

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All of that, and it STILL can’t take good photos. I know shitty 12 year old digital cameras that take better photos. 

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Posted
21 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

All of that, and it STILL can’t take good photos. I know shitty 12 year old digital cameras that take better photos. 

I think she must have epilepsy.....It's the only way the pic can be that pisspoor.

Or maybe she fucked up the panoramic because that's the only way she could fit her huge face into a pic.

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