Bouvre Posted December 25, 2018 Posted December 25, 2018 And did so by requesting I appear "gender neutral" to avoid drama She's new to these phrases, and doesn't realize gender neutral still makes me look more gay than my conservative relatives are used to. So I brought my suit, tie, and my nyx eyeliner and lipstick. Happy Christmas y'all 8 1 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted December 25, 2018 Posted December 25, 2018 the eyeliner and lipstick goes with the suit so well anyway 2
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 25, 2018 Posted December 25, 2018 Well she's going to be hitting the eggnog. 1 1
fuggstop Posted December 25, 2018 Posted December 25, 2018 (edited) Pics please 😍 Couldn't be me...i woulda been a straight boy but over the top with it..like a drag king over the top Could be worse. I dont spend time with my family because even tho we all do well in school they are all a bunch of fucking ignorant ass dipshits who say the dumbest shit... nothing good,basic as hell, racist,homophobic you name it. Just cause theyre black doesnt mean they are any less ignorant than racist white folk. Last time i was in a room full of them they wanted to call my kid "white girl" and i cussed them out screaming HER NAME IS MADISON! MADISON! DONT YOU FUCKING CALL HER NOTHING ELSE! That cousin gonna cry to my mom and "apologize" to HER not me! And another one of my stupid shits of a cousin had the nerve to call ME mean. Bet i never heard nobody say it again tho! Edited December 25, 2018 by fuggstop 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted December 25, 2018 Posted December 25, 2018 so how do you handle being around conservative weirdos anyway?
Still Me Posted December 25, 2018 Posted December 25, 2018 I’d have done what I wanted....knocked on he door and done this.... 4
jackiemarie90 Posted December 25, 2018 Posted December 25, 2018 You know to live your best life. I'm living my most unsoberest life. 1
stilgar Posted December 25, 2018 Posted December 25, 2018 Trans Siberian Orchestra? Trans Am? Transformers?
Cau Posted December 25, 2018 Posted December 25, 2018 Show up to my Christmas looking trans as hell 2
Codename: Jackass Posted December 25, 2018 Posted December 25, 2018 You're welcome in the empty household as you are. 1
Bouvre Posted December 25, 2018 Author Posted December 25, 2018 3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Well she's going to be hitting the eggnog. Well me too, so... 2
Bouvre Posted December 25, 2018 Author Posted December 25, 2018 2 hours ago, stilgar said: Trans Siberian Orchestra? Trans Am? Transformers? Definitely trans am.
Bouvre Posted December 25, 2018 Author Posted December 25, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Mini_Ghost said: so how do you handle being around conservative weirdos anyway? I give myself headaches by rolling my eyes hard enough to numb the true pain of existing. Edited December 25, 2018 by Bouvre 2
Bouvre Posted December 25, 2018 Author Posted December 25, 2018 2 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said: You know to live your best life. I'm living my most unsoberest life. Same thing as of right now. 1
jackiemarie90 Posted December 25, 2018 Posted December 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Bouvre said: Same thing as of right now. Do you take some holiday glam pics? Oh also what type of nyx liner, I use the epic ink liner for easy wings. I started drinking at 3, now I'm smoking. lol And I'm gonna drink other peoples alcohol tomorrow. >__> 1
lupin_bebop Posted December 25, 2018 Posted December 25, 2018 Fuck that. I would’ve gone for maximum piss taking. I would’ve dressed right the fuck yo as Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Danced a little diddy in front for everybody, lifted my skirt, told them to suck my nuts, and dipped. 3 1
Sawdamizer Posted December 25, 2018 Posted December 25, 2018 She should have asked you to not suck dick on the way through the parking lot
Naraku4656 Posted December 25, 2018 Posted December 25, 2018 12 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: She should have asked you to not suck dick on the way through the parking lot 37...MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED 37 DICKS 2
Sawdamizer Posted December 25, 2018 Posted December 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: 37...MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED 37 DICKS In a row? 2
DragonSinger Posted December 25, 2018 Posted December 25, 2018 12 hours ago, Bouvre said: And did so by requesting I appear "gender neutral" to avoid drama She's new to these phrases, and doesn't realize gender neutral still makes me look more gay than my conservative relatives are used to. So I brought my suit, tie, and my nyx eyeliner and lipstick. Happy Christmas y'all What color suit and lipstick? 2
Bouvre Posted December 25, 2018 Author Posted December 25, 2018 3 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: This post is funny and sad. I'm good at that, generally speaking
Bouvre Posted December 25, 2018 Author Posted December 25, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, SorceressPol said: What color suit and lipstick? Tokyo nyx, with navy blue suit and red cardigan and pink tie striped with white Edited December 25, 2018 by Bouvre 2
Bouvre Posted December 25, 2018 Author Posted December 25, 2018 5 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: She should have asked you to not suck dick on the way through the parking lot Which parking lot? She'd have to specify
Bouvre Posted December 25, 2018 Author Posted December 25, 2018 5 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: Fuck that. I would’ve gone for maximum piss taking. I would’ve dressed right the fuck yo as Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Danced a little diddy in front for everybody, lifted my skirt, told them to suck my nuts, and dipped. I would prefer to not be left out of watching my nieces grow up, but I do love the notion of this more than most things 2
Bouvre Posted December 25, 2018 Author Posted December 25, 2018 11 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said: Do you take some holiday glam pics? Oh also what type of nyx liner, I use the epic ink liner for easy wings. I started drinking at 3, now I'm smoking. lol And I'm gonna drink other peoples alcohol tomorrow. >__> Just a black pencil. 1
DragonSinger Posted December 25, 2018 Posted December 25, 2018 15 minutes ago, Bouvre said: Tokyo nyx, with navy blue suit and red cardigan and pink tie striped with white A subtle "Fuck your rules" while being stylish. Noice. 1
fuggstop Posted December 25, 2018 Posted December 25, 2018 17 hours ago, Still Me said: I’d have done what I wanted....knocked on he door and done this.... Thats you everyday
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted December 25, 2018 Posted December 25, 2018 I would have dressed as sexy Mrs Claus. Red stilettos and all. 1
Still Me Posted December 25, 2018 Posted December 25, 2018 1 hour ago, fuggstop said: Thats you everyday yeah but at least I’m not a fat pathetic piece of shit everyday... you cornered that market
Bouvre Posted December 26, 2018 Author Posted December 26, 2018 2 hours ago, Still Me said: yeah but at least I’m not a fat pathetic piece of shit everyday... you cornered that market Can we not? 2 1
Still Me Posted December 26, 2018 Posted December 26, 2018 23 minutes ago, Bouvre said: Can we not? Asking the wrong party
Lasty Posted December 26, 2018 Posted December 26, 2018 On 12/24/2018 at 7:39 PM, Bouvre said: And did so by requesting I appear "gender neutral" to avoid drama She's new to these phrases, and doesn't realize gender neutral still makes me look more gay than my conservative relatives are used to. So I brought my suit, tie, and my nyx eyeliner and lipstick. Happy Christmas y'all ... You can't have Christmas without drama, though.
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