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Depends if the tension of knowing that once we're past drink seven, the chances that you're going to start hearing middle school throwbacks mixed in with the four anime songs I know will increase dramatically is exciting to you. I don't know how to remove suggestions from my YouTube autoplaylist.

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23 minutes ago, NSAID said:

Depends if the tension of knowing that once we're past drink seven, the chances that you're going to start hearing middle school throwbacks mixed in with the four anime songs I know will increase dramatically is exciting to you. I don't know how to remove suggestions from my YouTube autoplaylist.

I know nothing about anime but I'm willing to learn!

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13 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

I'm honestly different depending on what I drink. If I stick with beer I'm lots of fun. Alcohol, specifically whiskey, gets me in trouble lol

Whiskey is my favorite though (Southern Heritage). Scotch if I'm feeling fancy.

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6 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

We could talk about slamming whores bro

Nah

unlike most people I try to keep my love life as private as possible

We can talk about sports, dogs, music, tv shows, or books though... hopefully while playing some sort of video game though because my attention span is like 3 seconds when I'm drinking unless I'm playing a video game

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5 minutes ago, molarbear said:

Nah

unlike most people I try to keep my love life as private as possible

We can talk about sports, dogs, music, tv shows, or books though... hopefully while playing some sort of video game though because my attention span is like 3 seconds when I'm drinking unless I'm playing a video game

I've always wanted to talk about slamming whores with my straight bros though.

Edit: Actually that's one way I managed to fake being straight for 18  years so nvm....

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10 minutes ago, molarbear said:

Nah

unlike most people I try to keep my love life as private as possible

We can talk about sports, dogs, music, tv shows, or books though... hopefully while playing some sort of video game though because my attention span is like 3 seconds when I'm drinking unless I'm playing a video game

I'm down to play anything just no shooters. Lol I hate shooters

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5 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

I've always wanted to talk about slamming whores with my straight bros though.

Edit: Actually that's one way I managed to fake being straight for 18  years so nvm....

BAHAHAHAHA!

I pictured this

 

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15 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

God I miss that show. Honestly, now that I think about it my personality is somewhat like meatwad's personality.

I miss it too

It's time for us Old Guard to move on though and let the kids enjoy their shitty Joe talks to you shows these days

our last beacon of hope is the probably 5 new venture bro episodes we're getting this year until they go on hiatus for another 6-7 years

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Im very predictable. My swearing is turned up like 40%, I say mild sexually inappropriate things loudly and then boom! Sober. 

I also say the following atleast once

"OCCIFER I AM NOT DRUNK"

 

But never to a real police officer because Im uber responsible. I never get drunk in public because according to my grandma ... thats when you get raped .... especially if you leave your drink unattended. 

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If I can't show you a good time while we're drinking, then I'm a fucking failure at life. It's kinda my profession. Not to worry though, I can deliver. Speaking of, I just made a few dozen adult freeze pops, strawberry margarita and peach-mango funstuffs.

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