How do you guys feel about killing Pat?

[InsaneFox]

So I’m putting together a report for... school or something. And I need to stage a mock revolt.

Hypothetically, who would be down for dismembering RaptorPat and Rogue_Alponse and then actually eating their corpses irl and enstating me as your barbarian king as we conquer Ohio?

[death_by_motorboat]

its probably ban-worthy to say that here.  i wouldnt really recommend using this approach elsewhere either.

[death_by_motorboat]

someone should probably @Adminderaptorpat i dont think killing someone is an acceptable joke, what do you think peoples?

[André Toulon]

9 minutes ago, mumbo13 said:

someone should probably @Adminderaptorpat i dont think killing someone is an acceptable joke, what do you think peoples?

Depends on their history.....This may be an inside joke

[NaBarney]

Now I don't want any part in killing anybody, but I will partake in eating the corpse  

[Codename: Jackass]

Now I don't want any part in cannibalism, but I will assist in the murder.

[nameraka]

i'm fine with cannibalism

but i'm not okay with ohio...

[Misaka]

Fuck Ohio

[Codename: Jackass]

8 minutes ago, Misaka said:

Fuck Ohio

 

27 minutes ago, nameraka said:

i'm fine with cannibalism

but i'm not okay with ohio...

[Hornshire]

Well. There's always the off chance We join in just for funsies.

But if any party doesn't want to rely solely on Our whims, We could be swayed.

Fox - What's in it for Us?

Rogue/Pat - Why should We not slaughter and devour your flesh?

Make your cases, gentlemen.

[SwimModSponges]

Im on pats side if he makes me a mod.

[NaBarney]

Just now, SwimModSponges said:

Im on pats side if he makes me a mod.

And when he doesn't? 

[SwimModSponges]

Im still on his side but dont tell him that because id rather get some form of compensation.

[Drunkenwarrior]

I dunno about pat, but @Rogue_Alphonseprobably tastes too gamey to eat

 

And pat is probably too old, makes the meat tough

[naraku360]

Done and done. What now?

[DragonSinger]

1 hour ago, Drunkenwarrior said:

I dunno about pat, but @Rogue_Alphonseprobably tastes too gamey to eat

 

And pat is probably too old, makes the meat tough

And who knows what Rogue's liver tastes like. What's the point of cannibalism if I don't have a proper liver to eat while quoting Hannibal Lector? Also, what the fuck is there to do in Ohio?

[Misaka]

Ohio is a shit state

[Still Me]

2 hours ago, Drunkenwarrior said:

I dunno about pat, but @Rogue_Alphonseprobably tastes too gamey to eat

 

And pat is probably too old, makes the meat tough

I don’t know...he’s been marinating in liquor and beer for a long time....may have softened him up...put him in tinfoil with some potatoes and onions...wrap it up..throw it on the grill

[discolé monade]

will fava beans and a nice chianti be served?

[InsaneFox]

10 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

will fava beans and a nice chianti be served?

No, what the shit kind of budget do you think I have?

Best I can do is canned beans and off brand Dr Pepper.

[InsaneFox]

3 hours ago, Kweerie said:

Well. There's always the off chance We join in just for funsies.

But if any party doesn't want to rely solely on Our whims, We could be swayed.

Fox - What's in it for Us?

Rogue/Pat - Why should We not slaughter and devour your flesh?

Make your cases, gentlemen.

Free food.

[InsaneFox]

As far as Ohio goes, I just picked a state that nobody would miss.

We can do a different state.

[InsaneFox]

5 hours ago, mumbo13 said:

someone should probably @Adminderaptorpat i dont think killing someone is an acceptable joke, what do you think peoples?

It’s okay.... they’re not REAL people.

[Hornshire]

12 minutes ago, InsaneFox said:

Free food.

So if We don't so much as lift a finger, We still get to partake in the spoils.
Really?

[discolé monade]

2 minutes ago, Kweerie said:

So if We don't so much as lift a finger, We still get to partake in the spoils.
Really?

no wonder there's no budget for fava beans and a nice chianti. 

[Gyaos]

2 hours ago, Misaka said:

Ohio is a shit state

The state south east of Ohio is much worse, and I happen to live there. I'd rather be in Ohio.

[nameraka]

actually, i've reconsidered my position

now i'm pretty much:

[Still Me]

1 hour ago, InsaneFox said:

It’s okay.... they’re not REAL people.

Shuuush...let the buzzkill think it’s real...it’s amusing

[CAC]

6 hours ago, Misaka said:

Ohio is a shit state

Good thread was good.

[Mix]

Why Pat? Would you not have to kill King James before taking over Ohio?

[NaBarney]

14 minutes ago, Mix said:

Why Pat? Would you not have to kill King James before taking over Ohio?

He's leaving again in just a couple months, the throne will be unprotected 

[Mix]

51 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

He's leaving again in just a couple months, the throne will be unprotected 

For real? where's he going?

I'm so out of the loop

[Rogue_Alphonse]

9 hours ago, Drunkenwarrior said:

I dunno about pat, but @Rogue_Alphonseprobably tastes too gamey to eat

 

And pat is probably too old, makes the meat tough

Gamey?

If only you knew my fucking diet.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

10 hours ago, Kweerie said:

Well. There's always the off chance We join in just for funsies.

But if any party doesn't want to rely solely on Our whims, We could be swayed.

Fox - What's in it for Us?

Rogue/Pat - Why should We not slaughter and devour your flesh?

Make your cases, gentlemen.

Honestly I'm probably tainted from all of the cigarette, exhaust, mold, paint, and dust of many sorts I have breathed in unmasked in my life.

I also don't eat much for veggies.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

5 hours ago, nameraka said:

actually, i've reconsidered my position

now i'm pretty much:

P A T

[Rogue_Alphonse]

7 hours ago, Still Me said:

I don’t know...he’s been marinating in liquor and beer for a long time....may have softened him up...put him in tinfoil with some potatoes and onions...wrap it up..throw it on the grill

Beat me to it.

[Still Me]

19 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

Beat me to it.

You’d be delicious

[Hornshire]

1 hour ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

Honestly I'm probably tainted from all of the cigarette, exhaust, mold, paint, and dust of many sorts I have breathed in unmasked in my life.

I also don't eat much for veggies.

We eat MacDonald's on the regular. Clearly We're not too picky about what We're putting through Our digestive track.

[Misaka]

1 hour ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

Honestly I'm probably tainted from all of the cigarette, exhaust, mold, paint, and dust of many sorts I have breathed in unmasked in my life.

I also don't eat much for veggies.

So you're basically a walking lead poisoning ..... I'll take 2 gallons of Flint water please

[katt_goddess]

Isn't Ohio the state that produces the most astronauts because Ohio makes people feel like they need to leave the planet?

[Raptorpat]

my last e-will and testament:

if I die, my admin account to InsaneFox and his heirs.
but if InsaneFox is the cause of death, then to Sponges and his heirs.
but if Sponges and InsaneFox are both the cause of death, then to cracky and his heirs.

[crackymckrackin]

4 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said:

my last e-will and testament:

if I die, my admin account to InsaneFox and his heirs.
but if InsaneFox is the cause of death, then to Sponges and his heirs.
but if Sponges and InsaneFox are both the cause of death, then to cracky and his heirs.

My kid is gonna wreck this shit so hard.

[AstroCreep]

If I can pour gas all over Rogue's Mustang and burn it to the ground you have my vote and full backing.

[ButtHurt]

9 hours ago, Adminderaptorpat said:

my last e-will and testament:

if I die, my admin account to InsaneFox and his heirs.
but if InsaneFox is the cause of death, then to Sponges and his heirs.
but if Sponges and InsaneFox are both the cause of death, then to cracky and his heirs.

Time to be the unnamed 3rd party in this arrangement.

[SwimOdin]

For.

[death_by_motorboat]

On 5/5/2018 at 11:22 AM, InsaneFox said:

It’s okay.... they’re not REAL people.

ino thats what you say, and i see your bottle of ketchup and your fork and knife sticking out of your front facing fannie pack,

and theres human blood all over your shirt, and you are pantsless in downtown Toronto, but just in case it wasnt as funny as it sounded.

[death_by_motorboat]

23 hours ago, Still Me said:

Shuuush...let the buzzkill think it’s real...it’s amusing

you must not understand. 

the buzzkill thing only bothered me in the context of a narc or someone that isnt cool, and it meant something else in the actual thread it should have been left in.

i mean, thats like calling me a banana every time you see me because one day it pissed me off you said banana.

[InsaneFox]

3 hours ago, mumbo13 said:

ino thats what you say, and i see your bottle of ketchup and your fork and knife sticking out of your front facing fannie pack,

and theres human blood all over your shirt, and you are pantsless in downtown Toronto, but just in case it wasnt as funny as it sounded.

All fanny packs are front facing.

[katt_goddess]

Just now, InsaneFox said:

All fanny packs are front facing.

Shenanigans declared.

Fanny packs can not face front when operating a bicycle. Too much jostle.

This is basic fanny pack science, man!

[death_by_motorboat]

mmmm fannies

all this talk about fanny packs makes me want to go hiking

Edited May 6, 2018 by mumbo13