InsaneFox Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 So I’m putting together a report for... school or something. And I need to stage a mock revolt. Hypothetically, who would be down for dismembering RaptorPat and Rogue_Alponse and then actually eating their corpses irl and enstating me as your barbarian king as we conquer Ohio? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 its probably ban-worthy to say that here. i wouldnt really recommend using this approach elsewhere either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 someone should probably @Adminderaptorpat i dont think killing someone is an acceptable joke, what do you think peoples? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 9 minutes ago, mumbo13 said: someone should probably @Adminderaptorpat i dont think killing someone is an acceptable joke, what do you think peoples? Depends on their history.....This may be an inside joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Now I don't want any part in killing anybody, but I will partake in eating the corpse 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Now I don't want any part in cannibalism, but I will assist in the murder. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 i'm fine with cannibalism but i'm not okay with ohio... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Fuck Ohio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 8 minutes ago, Misaka said: Fuck Ohio 27 minutes ago, nameraka said: i'm fine with cannibalism but i'm not okay with ohio... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Well. There's always the off chance We join in just for funsies. But if any party doesn't want to rely solely on Our whims, We could be swayed. Fox - What's in it for Us? Rogue/Pat - Why should We not slaughter and devour your flesh? Make your cases, gentlemen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Im on pats side if he makes me a mod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Just now, SwimModSponges said: Im on pats side if he makes me a mod. And when he doesn't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Im still on his side but dont tell him that because id rather get some form of compensation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 I dunno about pat, but @Rogue_Alphonseprobably tastes too gamey to eat And pat is probably too old, makes the meat tough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Done and done. What now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Drunkenwarrior said: I dunno about pat, but @Rogue_Alphonseprobably tastes too gamey to eat And pat is probably too old, makes the meat tough And who knows what Rogue's liver tastes like. What's the point of cannibalism if I don't have a proper liver to eat while quoting Hannibal Lector? Also, what the fuck is there to do in Ohio? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Ohio is a shit state Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Drunkenwarrior said: I dunno about pat, but @Rogue_Alphonseprobably tastes too gamey to eat And pat is probably too old, makes the meat tough I don’t know...he’s been marinating in liquor and beer for a long time....may have softened him up...put him in tinfoil with some potatoes and onions...wrap it up..throw it on the grill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 will fava beans and a nice chianti be served? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted May 5, 2018 Author Share Posted May 5, 2018 10 minutes ago, discolemonade said: will fava beans and a nice chianti be served? No, what the shit kind of budget do you think I have? Best I can do is canned beans and off brand Dr Pepper. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted May 5, 2018 Author Share Posted May 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Kweerie said: Well. There's always the off chance We join in just for funsies. But if any party doesn't want to rely solely on Our whims, We could be swayed. Fox - What's in it for Us? Rogue/Pat - Why should We not slaughter and devour your flesh? Make your cases, gentlemen. Free food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted May 5, 2018 Author Share Posted May 5, 2018 As far as Ohio goes, I just picked a state that nobody would miss. We can do a different state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted May 5, 2018 Author Share Posted May 5, 2018 5 hours ago, mumbo13 said: someone should probably @Adminderaptorpat i dont think killing someone is an acceptable joke, what do you think peoples? It’s okay.... they’re not REAL people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 12 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: Free food. So if We don't so much as lift a finger, We still get to partake in the spoils. Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Kweerie said: So if We don't so much as lift a finger, We still get to partake in the spoils. Really? no wonder there's no budget for fava beans and a nice chianti. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaos Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Misaka said: Ohio is a shit state The state south east of Ohio is much worse, and I happen to live there. I'd rather be in Ohio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 actually, i've reconsidered my position now i'm pretty much: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 1 hour ago, InsaneFox said: It’s okay.... they’re not REAL people. Shuuush...let the buzzkill think it’s real...it’s amusing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 6 hours ago, Misaka said: Ohio is a shit state Good thread was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Why Pat? Would you not have to kill King James before taking over Ohio? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 14 minutes ago, Mix said: Why Pat? Would you not have to kill King James before taking over Ohio? He's leaving again in just a couple months, the throne will be unprotected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 51 minutes ago, Nabloom said: He's leaving again in just a couple months, the throne will be unprotected For real? where's he going? I'm so out of the loop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 9 hours ago, Drunkenwarrior said: I dunno about pat, but @Rogue_Alphonseprobably tastes too gamey to eat And pat is probably too old, makes the meat tough Gamey? If only you knew my fucking diet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 10 hours ago, Kweerie said: Well. There's always the off chance We join in just for funsies. But if any party doesn't want to rely solely on Our whims, We could be swayed. Fox - What's in it for Us? Rogue/Pat - Why should We not slaughter and devour your flesh? Make your cases, gentlemen. Honestly I'm probably tainted from all of the cigarette, exhaust, mold, paint, and dust of many sorts I have breathed in unmasked in my life. I also don't eat much for veggies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 5 hours ago, nameraka said: actually, i've reconsidered my position now i'm pretty much: P A T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 7 hours ago, Still Me said: I don’t know...he’s been marinating in liquor and beer for a long time....may have softened him up...put him in tinfoil with some potatoes and onions...wrap it up..throw it on the grill Beat me to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 19 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: Beat me to it. You’d be delicious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: Honestly I'm probably tainted from all of the cigarette, exhaust, mold, paint, and dust of many sorts I have breathed in unmasked in my life. I also don't eat much for veggies. We eat MacDonald's on the regular. Clearly We're not too picky about what We're putting through Our digestive track. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: Honestly I'm probably tainted from all of the cigarette, exhaust, mold, paint, and dust of many sorts I have breathed in unmasked in my life. I also don't eat much for veggies. So you're basically a walking lead poisoning ..... I'll take 2 gallons of Flint water please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 Isn't Ohio the state that produces the most astronauts because Ohio makes people feel like they need to leave the planet? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 my last e-will and testament: if I die, my admin account to InsaneFox and his heirs. but if InsaneFox is the cause of death, then to Sponges and his heirs. but if Sponges and InsaneFox are both the cause of death, then to cracky and his heirs. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 4 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said: my last e-will and testament: if I die, my admin account to InsaneFox and his heirs. but if InsaneFox is the cause of death, then to Sponges and his heirs. but if Sponges and InsaneFox are both the cause of death, then to cracky and his heirs. My kid is gonna wreck this shit so hard. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroCreep Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 If I can pour gas all over Rogue's Mustang and burn it to the ground you have my vote and full backing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ButtHurt Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 9 hours ago, Adminderaptorpat said: my last e-will and testament: if I die, my admin account to InsaneFox and his heirs. but if InsaneFox is the cause of death, then to Sponges and his heirs. but if Sponges and InsaneFox are both the cause of death, then to cracky and his heirs. Time to be the unnamed 3rd party in this arrangement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 For. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 On 5/5/2018 at 11:22 AM, InsaneFox said: It’s okay.... they’re not REAL people. ino thats what you say, and i see your bottle of ketchup and your fork and knife sticking out of your front facing fannie pack, and theres human blood all over your shirt, and you are pantsless in downtown Toronto, but just in case it wasnt as funny as it sounded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 23 hours ago, Still Me said: Shuuush...let the buzzkill think it’s real...it’s amusing you must not understand. the buzzkill thing only bothered me in the context of a narc or someone that isnt cool, and it meant something else in the actual thread it should have been left in. i mean, thats like calling me a banana every time you see me because one day it pissed me off you said banana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted May 6, 2018 Author Share Posted May 6, 2018 3 hours ago, mumbo13 said: ino thats what you say, and i see your bottle of ketchup and your fork and knife sticking out of your front facing fannie pack, and theres human blood all over your shirt, and you are pantsless in downtown Toronto, but just in case it wasnt as funny as it sounded. All fanny packs are front facing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 Just now, InsaneFox said: All fanny packs are front facing. Shenanigans declared. Fanny packs can not face front when operating a bicycle. Too much jostle. This is basic fanny pack science, man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 (edited) mmmm fannies all this talk about fanny packs makes me want to go hiking Edited May 6, 2018 by mumbo13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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