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im still trying to figure it out. i want a color scheme and background music.

i spoke to poof on it and i didnt relaize she posted all these responses i basically ignored because i didnt know how to use it

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Twatter is used as means of bad touching your cell phone in public constantly. In a public toilet? Standing in line at the store? Driving through an area full of kids leaving school for the day? 3am in the White House while watching cable news? All places you'll find dumbasses fondling their twatter feed.

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Just now, katt_goddess said:

Twatter is used as means of bad touching your cell phone in public constantly. In a public toilet? Standing in line at the store? Driving through an area full of kids leaving school for the day? 3am in the White House while watching cable news? All places you'll find dumbasses fondling their twatter feed.

But that's what I use Tumblr for.

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13 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

Imagine having Facebook updates, but shorter, sweeter, and to the point. Also, MUCH faster, because everything is in 140 characters or less. (280 now)

Plus things are in chronological order for the most part

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I don't think I can handle the pressure to think of good twats.

That's what you call it when you do a Twitter, right? A twat?

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7 minutes ago, Cau said:

I don't think I can handle the pressure to think of good twats.

That's what you call it when you do a Twitter, right? A twat?

Hahahha, yeah that's what I call eet.

And it really doesn't matter.

If you want to be spammed with a shitload of notifications say bigbang is better than BTS, or BTS sucks, and you'll get these rabid kpop fans replying every second.

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1 minute ago, Mewn said:

Hahahha, yeah that's what I call eet.

And it really doesn't matter.

If you want to be spammed with a shitload of notifications say bigbang is better than BTS, or BTS sucks, and you'll get these rabid kpop fans replying every second.

I don't think I want that.

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1 minute ago, Cau said:

I don't think I want that.

xDxD yeah do not recommend >_>

I like Twitter 'cuz on there it's just random peeps and celebs besides a few, that I follow.

FB gets exhausting seeing everyone's life updates.

Tumblr is nice too.

I use mostly Twitter and Tumblr nowadays, and check into FB once in a while.

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1 minute ago, Drunkenwarrior said:

just tell everyone what you're doing at all times

I could just do that here.

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I had a twitter for a while until I checked and found that the Israeli Embassy in L.A. was following me.

The worst part, I might have to get a new one and start using Faceplant.

Ugh, fucking politics.....

 

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5 minutes ago, PenguinBoss said:

It's mostly used for shitposting, but it's more tolerable since there's a character limit.

I'm all about shitposting!

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4 minutes ago, SorceressPol said:

It's also nice if you're socially awkward and want to practice by having short conversations with people.

But who would wanna talk to people?

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5 minutes ago, Cau said:

But who would wanna talk to people?

I gotta do it in order to make money. Since Twitter gave me good practice, I can talk to others sincerely in an environment that I can easily control. The 'easily' part depends on your experience on dealing with trolls if one wants to start shit, but how political your tweets are can also be a factor.

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I use it because I haven't really told anyone about it so I can make the witty remarks that I think are funny that I use to be able to put on Facebook before everyone gained the ability to turn jokes about dogs and such into Political arguments

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On 11/23/2017 at 6:03 PM, Cau said:

Is this like the new MySpace or what?

How do I set my top friends?

It's a place for those who have the least to say can tell you all about it...

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15 hours ago, molarbear said:

I use it because I haven't really told anyone about it so I can make the witty remarks that I think are funny that I use to be able to put on Facebook before everyone gained the ability to turn jokes about dogs and such into Political arguments

Jokes about dogs is important work

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20 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said:

i kinda felt like twitter is like shouting into the void

Sometimes when you shout into the void, the void shouts back

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7 minutes ago, imchapp.in said:

It's for stalking celebrities and verbal diarrhea. 

Verbal diarrhea does just run right off the fingers

Posted
2 minutes ago, Cau said:

Sometimes when you shout into the void, the void shouts back

I am finding that out with the UEMB twitter account, given people actually have a reason to follow it compared to boring old me.

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1 minute ago, Adminderaptorpat said:

I am finding that out with the UEMB twitter account, given people actually have a reason to follow it compared to boring old me.

I learned that sometimes having followers isn't always a good thing.

However, Boobs in Video Games is one of my oldest followers!

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15 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said:

I am finding that out with the UEMB twitter account, given people actually have a reason to follow it compared to boring old me.

Post porn.

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