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Twatter is used as means of bad touching your cell phone in public constantly. In a public toilet? Standing in line at the store? Driving through an area full of kids leaving school for the day? 3am in the White House while watching cable news? All places you'll find dumbasses fondling their twatter feed.

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Just now, katt_goddess said:

Twatter is used as means of bad touching your cell phone in public constantly. In a public toilet? Standing in line at the store? Driving through an area full of kids leaving school for the day? 3am in the White House while watching cable news? All places you'll find dumbasses fondling their twatter feed.

But that's what I use Tumblr for.

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13 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

Imagine having Facebook updates, but shorter, sweeter, and to the point. Also, MUCH faster, because everything is in 140 characters or less. (280 now)

Plus things are in chronological order for the most part

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7 minutes ago, Cau said:

I don't think I can handle the pressure to think of good twats.

That's what you call it when you do a Twitter, right? A twat?

Hahahha, yeah that's what I call eet.

And it really doesn't matter.

If you want to be spammed with a shitload of notifications say bigbang is better than BTS, or BTS sucks, and you'll get these rabid kpop fans replying every second.

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1 minute ago, Mewn said:

Hahahha, yeah that's what I call eet.

And it really doesn't matter.

If you want to be spammed with a shitload of notifications say bigbang is better than BTS, or BTS sucks, and you'll get these rabid kpop fans replying every second.

I don't think I want that.

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1 minute ago, Cau said:

I don't think I want that.

xDxD yeah do not recommend >_>

I like Twitter 'cuz on there it's just random peeps and celebs besides a few, that I follow.

FB gets exhausting seeing everyone's life updates.

Tumblr is nice too.

I use mostly Twitter and Tumblr nowadays, and check into FB once in a while.

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5 minutes ago, Cau said:

But who would wanna talk to people?

I gotta do it in order to make money. Since Twitter gave me good practice, I can talk to others sincerely in an environment that I can easily control. The 'easily' part depends on your experience on dealing with trolls if one wants to start shit, but how political your tweets are can also be a factor.

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15 hours ago, molarbear said:

I use it because I haven't really told anyone about it so I can make the witty remarks that I think are funny that I use to be able to put on Facebook before everyone gained the ability to turn jokes about dogs and such into Political arguments

Jokes about dogs is important work

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1 minute ago, Adminderaptorpat said:

I am finding that out with the UEMB twitter account, given people actually have a reason to follow it compared to boring old me.

I learned that sometimes having followers isn't always a good thing.

However, Boobs in Video Games is one of my oldest followers!

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