Naraku4656 Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 so i went to the north and i went to Wawa for the first time in three years. the sandwich i got had an order number of 666 which i thought was pretty funny so i was going to post it by itself....except when i had taken a few bites i had started to bleed badly which isn't unusual by itself, except that i don't normally get nosebleeds in the spring/summer. especially not this bad. i was stuck in the Wawa parking lot for like 30 minutes and got blood all over my clothes. i drove a little bit after i was done until i found a hotel and walked in looking like i had murdered someone. luckily i had a change of clothes with me, changed and then walked out and then threw the demon sandwich away in their dumpster so i guess the moral of the story is i'm dying, so who cares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 so i went to the north and i went to Wawa for the first time in three years. the sandwich i got had an order number of 666 which i thought was pretty funny so i was going to post it by itself....except when i had taken a few bites i had started to bleed badly which isn't unusual by itself, except that i don't normally get nosebleeds in the spring/summer. especially not this bad. i was stuck in the Wawa parking lot for like 30 minutes and got blood all over my clothes. i drove a little bit after i was done until i found a hotel and walked in looking like i had murdered someone. luckily i had a change of clothes with me, changed and then walked out and then threw the demon sandwich away in their dumpster so i guess the moral of the story is i'm dying, so who cares sucks to be you also you probably made things worse by taking a bite of the demon sandwich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 :D aww I'm sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 29, 2017 Author Share Posted May 29, 2017 sucks to be you also you probably made things worse by taking a bite of the demon sandwich and now i'm possessed. GIMME FUEL GIMME FIYAH GIMME DABABDAGJABADA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 29, 2017 Author Share Posted May 29, 2017 :D aww I'm sorry welcome to my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 reminds me of when my friend started watching the lastest Ring movie..and as soon as the movie started he had a horrendous nosebleed. He did not finish the movie. Demons be real, bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 29, 2017 Author Share Posted May 29, 2017 reminds me of when my friend started watching the lastest Ring movie..and as soon as the movie started he had a horrendous nosebleed. He did not finish the movie. Demons be real, bro. RIP in peace me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Dibs on your house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Gun Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Eat the sun-dried tomatoooooessssss.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 29, 2017 Author Share Posted May 29, 2017 Dibs on your house nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 The visuals really make this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 nope dibs on your butt before you die ::]:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 29, 2017 Author Share Posted May 29, 2017 The visuals really make this thread. ikr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 29, 2017 Author Share Posted May 29, 2017 dibs on your butt before you die ::]:: seriously dude go find someone who actually wants you around. cause it's not me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 little naraku has his period on his ham sammy. most fucked up thread i've ever seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 seriously dude go find someone who actually wants you around. cause it's not me. stop taking everything so seriously Mr. armored closet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 29, 2017 Author Share Posted May 29, 2017 stop taking everything so seriously Mr. armored closet because it's annoying. like you. go away. or i can just block you i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 29, 2017 Author Share Posted May 29, 2017 little naraku has his period on his ham sammy. most fucked up thread i've ever seen it was a cheesesteak thank you very much. and i'll have you know that it was a possessed sandwich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 You need to stop rubbing your vag against your lunch meat. :it: </3 :barf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Did you go to the er? You said you started lifting weighta, so it could be a hernia or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 The visuals really make this thread. itd totally blow up on twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 29, 2017 Author Share Posted May 29, 2017 Did you go to the er? You said you started lifting weighta, so it could be a hernia or something. nah it was a nosebleed, just was strange that it happened in the summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 29, 2017 Author Share Posted May 29, 2017 You need to stop rubbing your vag against your lunch meat. :it: </3 :barf: make me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Are you dead yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 29, 2017 Author Share Posted May 29, 2017 Are you dead yet? yes, this was also two days ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 29, 2017 Author Share Posted May 29, 2017 itd totally blow up on twitter don't have one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 nope Dibs on you than babeh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Did you rent a hotel room just to change clothes and wash your face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 nah it was a nosebleed, just was strange that it happened in the summer you probably should see a doctor if you have nosebleeds that terrible .....just sayin' ::]:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Eat the blood to get back what you lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Ewww o_O Changes in the climate around you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 it could be worse. you could be stilgar. every time he walks into Wawa it magically turns into a Subway's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 30, 2017 Author Share Posted May 30, 2017 Did you rent a hotel room just to change clothes and wash your face i used the bathroom in their lobby. it was a one person bathroom so i didn't really have to worry about other people in there thinking i had murdered someone or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 30, 2017 Author Share Posted May 30, 2017 my attempt on your life has failed i have dishonored my family try again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 This is sadly not the first time that I've seen a bloodied cheesesteak. My mom bit her tongue badly while eating one, but it did stop bleeding quickly. How well do you get blood out of your clothes when this happens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 30, 2017 Author Share Posted May 30, 2017 This is sadly not the first time that I've seen a bloodied cheesesteak. My mom bit her tongue badly while eating one, but it did stop bleeding quickly. How well do you get blood out of your clothes when this happens? it took like 20 minutes at least and i had to drive 6 hours. luckily at least it didn't happen while i was driving. i got it out the next day but i had to find a hotel to use their bathroom to change so i wouldn't look like an axe murderer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 i used the bathroom in their lobby. it was a one person bathroom so i didn't really have to worry about other people in there thinking i had murdered someone or something Props I totally thought you rented a room to do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Naraku4656 is the devil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Eat the blood to get back what you lost. thank god i'm not the only idiot who thinks this way ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Still makes me miss Wawa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Eat the blood to get back what you lost. TBH I probably would have kept eating and let my nose bleed all over my pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Says-No Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 your nose is a woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 The visuals really make this thread. Yeah an actual good bread for once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 31, 2017 Author Share Posted May 31, 2017 your nose is a woman nah but my sinuses probably are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 31, 2017 Author Share Posted May 31, 2017 Still makes me miss Wawa. i wish i would have gotten to actually eat it, oh well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 31, 2017 Author Share Posted May 31, 2017 Yeah an actual good bread for once. i mean the bread is pretty gross after that happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 i mean the bread is pretty gross after that happened well that's your fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 31, 2017 Author Share Posted May 31, 2017 well that's your fault. not like i planned for it to happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 not like i planned for it to happen idk you might just for a good thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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