molarbear

There is no such thing at Five Guys I made the mistake of ordering a large fry the first time I went and I'm fairly positive the entire bag was full of fries

I like the pupper in your profile picture please tell it it's a good pupper for me

in 10 years most of us will be dead from alcohol or drug issues

Halo 3 there use to be a lot of members from ASMB that played it together nightly and it was a blast

I don't like Asian food, I prefer to pet dogs and cats instead of eating them. also I hate biting into random breaded meats, i always tear my chicken tendies into pieces before devouring them. I like to know what I'm biting into.

Are you doing electric work?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I'm sure stuff like that happens pretty common, they'll probably just tell you to be more careful in the future... or they'll revoke your ladder privileges

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All my friends are married and being lame so this is probably my plans....

100/10 I would still pet doggo

You made it through because spearhead[/member] was always there with his mongoose ready to boost anyone's morale..... and don't you forget fucking LARRY the most reliable warthog ever made I hear he took a direct rocket hit once and didn't blow up

I never understood this joke

That sounds co..........wait a second everyone knows squids follow low carb diets

Not my type of music but I know what you're talking about

I hate that It happened quite a bit in College during the heavy partying days I'm actually really shy when I'm sober so being approached by complete strangers who talked about being at me and my roommates house was weird

It's truly sad how addicted I am to the internet I never realize it until it goes down and then I want to riot but that would require going outside

I honestly envy you! I live in a State that if you get busted with more than a quarter ounce it can be a felony charge. We're not talking strong stuff, we're talking it cost $25 for a quarter ounce stuff. Gotta love the midwest/south!

I believe Skinko[/member] said it best when he claimed that if the Earth were truly flat, Cats would have already pushed everything off. If people are truly this dumb they've never flown, never had to shoot from a distance, and, are clearly fucking stupid maybe we dissolve the seat belt law and just let Darwinism take over.

Is that like nesquik mixed with coffee?

I thought you were talking about some kind of wood chopping competition

Thank you! and Thank you!

in my defense, I say library both ways. I avoid saying "Ain't and Y'all" as much as I can. I know I have an accent but I'm not fucking stupid. Haven't experienced the crazy chick that yelled at me for holding the door open for them yet. I believe in Feminism but that whole extremist part some of them have have pisses me off, like the Tumblr post about a girl chewing a dude out for holding the door for them and them getting offended, I do this for everyone, not just females, it's called being polite.

I hate the band Chevelle, I swear every song they play on the radio here claiming it's new sounds exactly like the last one. Stop Signs, not a suggestion you stupid fucking assholes who don't how to fucking drive. Steak well done....DAFUQ? This one has some lenience in my book, you can order your food anyway you want.... but if you wanted beef jerky it would have been much cheaper to buy it at the gas station instead of the fancy steak house. Seriously, the last one. Friend's who had their first kid and have social media. I know Parents are going to be proud of their offspring, that's fine, but for the love of everything fucking righteous in this World your kid is not super smart because they're performing basic motor skills at the age they're suppose to. My Friend's wife sends me snapchats of their kid waving, it's cute, but his wife thinks she's the next Einstein simply because she's keeping up with basic childhood development.