molarbear

The best I could hope to do in that situation is fail so terribly at a swan kick that I break a bone and get a medical discharge from said fight

I'm willing to share immortality I'm not a greedy Highlander

One day he's going to call you and be super glad he did when someone pulls a gun on him during a the quiz round

Jokes on you, I don't have a sister

I honestly thought this was going to be one those "dude is the worst supervisor ever" stories glad to see a supervisor that actually works their ass off get recognition for once

That makes sense, we had dudes on 3rd shift that had been with the company for 30 years that refused to work 1st shift because they didn't want to deal with all the office people being there Plus most the first shift people were old and cranky assholes that were stuck in their ways and refused to use newer technology

That has the same name as me My last name isn't very common, so when I saw someone had the same name as me I had to add them long story short... over the years I've randomly liked some of his posts just so people would think he was liking his own posts 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

I liked your post because by God do you refuse to quit shamelessly plugging your fanficts

I think if a dog was going to eat your face it would do it before you got into handcuff range

Good luck I'm not sure how your work place operates but first shift usually goes to people with the most senority

that's pleb stuff I just plant a super small glove next to the cookie jar and then use the whole "the glove doesn't fit" defense

Jokes on you! I'm posting from a hotel currently and i'm about to hit my next cookie jar

It was I that stole the Cookies from the Cookie Jar I regret nothing!

^This Are you just wanting to practice? I'm sure you can find some place that will give you some scrap wire that you could practice on That or find friend's that have old Console headsets and controllers that don't work anymore and practice on those

It's too late, i'm tired. I've just accepted death

I didn't get to watch it but I was informed that Sea of Thieves won't be coming out until early 2018 which is pretty disappointing

it's laying on the other couch watching me right now, it's not even sleeping... it's just watching me

All I did was crash in the basement.... it just strolled up in the middle of the night while I was sleeping and started singing the song of it's people until I pet it I feel this is all a hoax, It's probably going to slit my throat in my sleep tonight or something

I'm always down for a Ghibli movie marathon

I'm a dog person personally but my Uncle has this super shy cat that runs away from everyone for some reason it has decided to sleep on me the last 3 nights Does anyone know two priests, preferably an older and younger one?

Clearly you had a shitty navigator

Mayweather has a type of boxing that works for him, he works the rounds and tires out his opponents. To me it's boring but hey... i'm not the dude that's made millions boxing so more power to him. McGregor and Diaz were both tanked in the 4th and 5th round in their last fight. That being said maybe he'll take a different approach knowing the only way of attack is via punches. Anyone know the Vegas odds on this fight? If they're good enough I'll drop a grand on McGregor I believe in the scrappy underdog

no offense to any Joan Baez fans but the JP cover blows her version out of the water some lyrics were altered so it's not an exact cover but it's still one of my favorites

I believe the magic number is 9.... a wise panda once told me that

Honestly if McGregor gets the W I'd have way more respect for the dude