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molarbear

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  1. molarbear
    So what you're saying is your basement is the masturbatorium where only the finest works are completed?
  2. molarbear
    Am I allowed to partake in the cracking of a cold one but skip the blowjob party afterwards? No offense it's just I find dudes repulsive
  3. molarbear
    ftfy
  4. molarbear
    There are some dry counties on both sides near the border of the State Also one of the things we voted for on the Presidential ballot was real beer, it's suppose to be sold everywhere in less than 2 years
  5. molarbear
    Nothing, I've never been there. I'm in the Northeastern part of the State where there's actually some population
  6. molarbear
    I'm sorry You literally just described pretty much every town in this State when you said Casino I'm going to guess you're talking about Lawton or that meth dump known as Ada
  7. molarbear
    That's pretty much how it is here, power outages are pretty common especially during the spring
  8. molarbear
    I use the scrubby side of the shower poof thing
  9. molarbear
    I hate when that happens it always seems to happen at night when I use electronics the most
  10. molarbear
    maybe he's just a grower and not a shower
  11. molarbear
    The shopping cart has teeth and tries to always eat you I want to be able to shoot death lasers out of my hands
  12. molarbear
    Always open by mentioning your Dad owns a dealership that's an absolute panty dropper
  13. molarbear
    Sometimes you just want those chicken tendies
  14. molarbear
    If that's the case I need to find the millionaire me and stick with it
  15. molarbear
    I personally think they're a pain in the ass if you're lazy automatic is the way to go
  16. molarbear
    Honestly it's not worth it imo if it's just a bucket list thing though try finding someone with diesel truck that has a manual in it, those are good starters
  17. molarbear
    Docto Docto always went out with a bang His Magnum Opus though was him using an alt and posting porn on every single folder on the old ASMB at once
  18. molarbear
    I got 40 results The most successful me placed 3rd in something called "scriptapalooza" back in 2012
  19. molarbear
    Honestly the ones I want to talk to I have other ways of contacting them The majority of them were casual friends from College back when FB was mainly just a way to find out where parties were at
  20. molarbear
    Now I'm afraid my reflection in the mirror is going to flying dragon punch me into the Sun
  21. molarbear
    It's pretty routine here You'd think being in tornado alley they'd bury our power lines but nope
  22. molarbear
    Assuming you've never met your real parents it's possible every girl you hook up with could in fact be a family hook up
  23. molarbear
    Sounds like a good way for someone to get hepatitis A, B, or C I'll stick to what little conventional sex I get
  24. molarbear
    Hell no, that dude is stranger we do kind of look alike though
  25. molarbear
    Hypothetically speaking, if you were a hotdog.... would you eat yourself?
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