molarbear

I believe it was a smartass comment implying his dick was so large it caused him to walk with a limp

I'd pitch it as "GOD DAMN DAPPER AS FUCK!" https://www.quiktrip.com/

It's a QT man, they're fucking classy as fuck instead of a gloryhole they probably have some vibrating sex hole you jab your dick in

I agree

I mean super old and limping I asked if his knee was bothering him and he said "Nope Viagra kicked in earlier then I thought it would" Que me looking like a crazy person in front of a gas station because I'm laughing so hard

I don't know what it was about mine but I had no problems I had no pain and was eating solid food that night My Brother on the other hand looked like a fucking chipmunk after he got his removed

I'm seriously have some PTSD like symptoms reading this and thinking of two a days in football drinking warm water out of a piece of PVC with a bunch of holes punched into it in 100+ degree heat

I have cologne but I always forget to put it on I don't know the name of what I use but I got it like 10 years ago and it's not even half empty

Sir, you have a defunct chicken thing

I also went to church with the kid that played Porky

I think you're Dog is going to be ok, anyone with gray matter between their ears will know a violent Pupper from an excited one

Are you sure it's not a male?

I had 4 chickens for a month I thought it would be fun to pretend to be a farmer but then a fucking Hawk murdilated the shit out of them seriously, I woke up and it looked a person had hate fucked my chickens with a knife

Did you know he played the asshole kid's dad in the Little Rascals movie? If I was a teacher I'd use this as an example of foreshadowing

was it an actual bite? I know my old dog would get super excited and nip people while licking them but she'd never actually bite down kind of like that bite puppies use when they're playing with each other

since 2004 most my posts were in IB..... I just want to say in the great words of DBZ4ever[/member] "Yes, Whales are big."

Have you seen the current Queen of Jordan, my good sir?

Sometimes I think I'm the only person that's not super old who has never visited 4chan

you gotta have a set amount of consistent views to get the ads the ads I don't see thanks to ad block

There's actually an entire forum like this one but dedicated to avid shroom enthusiasts I can ask my friend what the name of it was for you if you want to check it out. He went on there and I guess everyone was super friendly and helped him grow his own. For legal purposes I should probably mention my friend lives in a place where this activity is completely legal >.>

Does Instagram pay them for views like Youtube?

That dude cracks me up! I subscribed to his Youtube channel but he hasn't been putting out much content recently

It worked for the Scientology dude

$100 says you make it all 30 days

No. A pet Mountain Lion is kind of a bucket list thing for me