molarbear

I'm confused are mail order brides not a thing anymore?

did you win?

You should stop in...... we have candy

Baby Atomsk is growing up :brownbottle:

I just go about life assuming all cats are potential assassins

I'm usually good unless I get home Once I get home I throw on my gym shorts and a t-shirt and you pretty much have to pull my teeth out to get me to leave

and sleep two hours only to wake up and find yourself unable to go back to sleep even though you're super tired?

Dude I'm going to pour vodka towards my computer monitor, tell me when to stop

they're probably watching you fap through the cam

I don't quite understand what I just watched... but I laughed

I'm going to have to check it out

Million dollar idea!

Bro.... you out of beer?

I thought crayons were called crowns when I was little so it kind of stuck and that's now I still pronounce it that way

You lost me at Pineapple and Pizza bro

No! Pineapple on pizza is a fucking atrocity!

SHHH, Bro, can you be cool? Just Once, be cool? Just Once? Seriously, be Cool, just once. HIMYM reference You are correct. Tomato should be the only fruit on PIzza!

Let me paint the situation for you, you're at friend's house and they're all what kind of pizza should we get? Then his Wife suggests Hawaiian, and you're all, I'll accept a cheese pizza before Hawaiian! Fruit does not belong on pizza!

I refuse to be a part of the Void

Seriously? That many people like pineapple on pizza? This is sheer blasphemy!

^ this

If i had to accurately portray them in a drawing I'd use the brown marker

weirdos

I remember downloading Master Chief Collection and seeing that it was like 80 gigs I started it around 7 pm, went to work, got off work, slept, and then woke up and could almost play it.

have you tried farmers only?