molarbear

Nick Swarson had a stand up joke about his funeral, he wanted people to have to hold his severed head as they spoke and if they slipped up they had to start all over.

You seem similar to me, I know how funerals should go... I got you boo I request the same thing at mine, except I want to be set on fire and shot out of a cannon That or a funeral pyre and I want meteorologists to figure out a way for it rain booze as I'm set ablaze and pushed afloat on lake Tenkiller Or if I'm ever murdered I told my Brother to use part of my life insurance to hire a good actor for me when they reenact my murder on one of those cheap ass murder shows

Only after a weekend at Bernie's type vacation and me using you death for pity sex from the girl with the biggest boobs

That makes things more clear now I thought you just worked in an office and some dude ran in dressed like a ninja, judo kicked one of your co workers in the arm and ran out.

Do you work in a prison/mental institution?

Nope, lost me again

I eat the shell's contents, like the monster I am

If you get xbox live you should add me and the fellow team IBer's

Welcome to FFA

that's an omelette

I don't know what movie this is from

My bad

I'm not fancified enough in my edumacation to post pics on here without using tinypic which is also the nickname I gave to my penor

I'd have to glue 3 eggs together for that... way too much work

Am I the only one that doesn't know where Dumpster Fire is these days?

Because I like to pretend I'm eating Togepi

Nah I gotta agree with the guy I don't think there's any amount of money that could persuade me to blow a guy

don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby

Depends on the night. Weekend upward of 8-10 at times. Weekday, about 3-5. Usually it's a hammered Bennifer yelling at his computer and not understanding how loud he is, the rest of us just kind of flutter like moths around a lightbulb, which clearly isn't bennifer but simply Human interaction with one another.

I played 4 seasons when I was 5 and 6 I think. I didn't dislike it but It was more or less the only sport I could play at that age, as soon as I was old enough to play Baseball I skipped ship. That's cool though, at least you're being active. *I don't know you so I just want you to know I don't mean that as an insult, just fyi

I'm confused are mail order brides not a thing anymore?

did you win?

You should stop in...... we have candy

Baby Atomsk is growing up :brownbottle:

I just go about life assuming all cats are potential assassins