molarbear

the classic "fly to another country and whore yourself out" I like your style

Being a Dog person I can respect this image, it's fucking adorable.

I do

I do this too but I usually take one look at the soap and end up fapping prior to doing so

OH MY GOD THEY GOT EMPTY!

it means you probably overpaid for booze and got nothing but blue balls from the experience

I gave myself a harry potter scarf and anime eyes

I had to start over because it gave mine a mustache

We party at his Dad's house which is outside city limits so aside from committing armed robbery or murder it's almost impossible to get the cops out there

Mine was Chili with beans...I used fritos and cheese but still the worst chili ever because beans kinda suck in chili

I entered it getting absolutely shit faced with my best friend and his family and I gotta say (I respect your decision) but I regret nothing. Tonight I played cards against humanity in physical form for the first time while listening to classic rock and drinking everytime my card was not picked.

^this

I actually talk to Pers, can confirm he has never joined.

going to my best friend's house and drinking with his family and mutual friends It's usually pretty fun

I can't answer that. I'm an ever evolving creature that is constantly learning via trial and error low key tho I'm a dog

I was gonna say mine probably couldn't support my body but then I saw this video and gained hope that I, could one day, surpass the bullshit that is commercial air travel.

I'm seriously thinking of framing it and hanging it on my wall

it just annoys me. Hulu at least waits a few hours, Netflix asks after every 3 episodes like the concept of binge watching a tv series is unheard of to them.

At least they're not as bad as Netflix at doing that shit

I bring gifts in the form of another bottle of vodka

I laughed but still no poo into wine story

I don't think that's possible

If we compare them one turned an entire river into wine/one delivers gifts that are usually in the $20 range most people think both are fake so, honestly? I'd take the river of wine

Religion aside, this is my favorite Holiday! If you Don't celebrate it that's fine. Christmas is kinda my shit, I love it. I want to wish you all a Merry Christmas Eve! It snowed here today which is almost unheard of until late February and I went out and made snow angels and stuff like a kid. I even crunched around in the snow like a toddler because, Holy Shit, I love snow! Tis the season and I hope all of you have a great one!

can you ms paint me on my flying, fire breathing shark melting all the dumb peeps?