molarbear

Demons and Wizards- Crimson King

I didn't know who she was so I looked her up and her most recent pictures look like a vampire started draining her blood and quit 4/5 the way through

last dude that said that got his ass kicked on a golf course

the first Christmas I had my old dog I got a brand new wallet as one of my gifts. I thought she was just laying on my bed and behaving for once but then I realized she was too quiet.... I looked back from my video game and she had destroyed my wallet

You could push a cow off a mountain using only your voice

I've never reached 10,000 post on any of my accounts I think the closest I came was on an account with this name on the ASMB, I had like 9,000 something

I went to a dive bar once where the dude in sitting in the corner was yelling "when do I get to power up" while sitting in a puddle of what I believe was his own piss

give all my shit to my little brother Cau

.....seppuku time

I'm getting this vibe

I don't know what ultra porn is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

C'mon @Mix as much as I hate to admit it even I got a 1/4 flag raise from that photo

https://www.windstream.com/?cid=ppc_windstream&mkwid=M3c5275G_81295159537082_windstream_be_c&mtid=25265mm49906&slid=&product_id={product_id}&targetids=kwd-81295156624332:loc-61981&groupid=1300722285917989 I think they're mainly in the midwest and the south. They're notoriously bad for never actually hitting the speeds they sell you. I'm suppose to have 25 down/5 up and it always hovers around 10 down/under 1 up

I have Valornet but I think Windstream bought them out

Happy Birthday man

@Cau The Hero we need Just for that I'm going to do your chores tomorrow before Mom and Dad wake up and give you full credit

I mean if I got hit by a stump this would probably be my reaction

Was the quad amputee dude biting the guy near the end?

^ My Aunt had 10 kids because of this, now her oldest daughter married some dude from their church and she's working on kid number 4 I don't care how many kids people have as long as they can support them but as a common courtesy if you plan on having more than 3 just number them to make it easier to remember which one is which

You can get them a chemistry set

Just check this box

I gotta go with the people that actually put effort into their label

Is there a way to just allow notifications permanently instead of having to allow it everytime I log on? This may have previously been answered but I'm going to be honest, I'm a lazy fuck

I've seen people use those for pets and I've also seen those sold as kids toys