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my reaction when I go to Red Lobster and the bring the cheese biscuits

He's kind of like Jake Arrieta, when his stuff was on he was unhittable except his fastball averaged about 97-98 mph.

I would tell @crackymckrackin that we need to go fishing

@wacky1980 you own a bar, right? How would they tackle over serving and all the potential legal issue around this?

I believe it was around the 2007 or 2008, I know they started him off as just a relief pitcher before they moved him to closer

I use to hope that with Kerry Wood, he turned into an ok Closer.

Oregon Trail and the power glove ftw The power glove wasn't a win but it's just an iconic representation

@Doom Metal Alchemist Tim Lincecum signed with the Rangers in his 2nd comeback attempt.

You know what you must do now

Yeah High School Also doesn't charge you $300 for a book you'll use for a Semester and then sell back for hopefully $20

Does not count in College apparently. If you get a D you're failing, unless you're making innuendos.

Never forget, C's get degrees too!

YAAAAASSSSS DOGGOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think one of them did smoke cloves for an extended period so I can't really argue with that comment. I did make fun of him the whole time if that counts for anything.

only if you bring the Doggos too. No bullshit though, a couple years ago I was invited to a post bar celebration at a friend of a friend's house whom I'd never met in my life and as soon as we got to their apartment they were all like "here's my popcorn machine would you like some popcorn?" and then my head exploded from the sheer awesome.

https://www.amazon.com/Great-Northern-Popcorn-Matinee-Movie/dp/B002Z9GDYG/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1519711877&sr=1-1&keywords=popcorn+machine&dpID=51lMN2TrkGL&preST=_SY300_QL70_&dpSrc=srch That's my next purchase

It's another tie fighter blowing up but other than that, yeap. I'm sure I've learned before but it's one of those things I rarely do so it slipped my brain for more important information

I don't know how to screen shot so I hastily scribbled it in paint

baby steps...... baby steps to real alcohol some day

An Elephant. It'd be a total chick magnet when it was little and cute then when it grew up I could turn it into a war Elephant and ride it to work.

it's actually only 3.2

NO!

I fixed it...... kind of it's all stretched out due to a 2 second crash course on ms paint from someone

I beat COD:WaW on veteran difficulty. I don't know how I managed to do it without having a brain aneurysm due to the known grenade spam the AI does.

did I win the internet yet? *edit nvm the photo didn't upload right....I stuffed a visible pringles can into my boxer briefs and took a picture .....I got a laugh out of it