molarbear

yes and I have proof

I promised myself I'd only snort one box of tagalongs this year

Is the AMA still a thing though? I want to know if you sleep with a pillow or if that Fucking Viking like hair is just what you sleep upon? Like do you go "hair forum of a pillow!" and it creates a pillow upon what you sleep, or do you use pillows? Also Peas suck! Green Beans for life!

do you have to be eating peas to answer questions or did you just happen to conveniently be eating peas when you started this thread?

Those roasted turkey legs

I weigh about 8 corgis

Someone is clearly not a fan of Hail Marys

Honestly? VII I liked so much I think I just didn't want it to end so I tried to 100% it and then eventually got busy with other stuff. 1 and VIII were just hard. Grinding didn't help with VIII and with 1 that final area was just fucking brutal.

I do the exact same thing with FF games. IX is the only one I've beat. VII,VIII, 1, grinded them for hours only to never finish them.

which means everything is closed so I'm rocking super comfortable baggy pajama pants all day

Fucking Battle Toads..... I consider it a win if you can make it past the hover bike stage

I made it approximately 16 mins and 21 seconds in before I just atomic elbowed dropped my xbone in the hopes that said movie would die with it. I ended up just hurting my funny bone and nothing broke. I like to think it was the thought that counts.

Sure. You'd have to be one of the testers for the cheez it launcher though. All you have to do is stand outside with your mouth open while tiny cheese flavored squares fly hundreds of miles at your face from the air..... you'd get a cool shirt for participating though

THEN WE KILL THE WEAKEST AND MAKE TOOLS OUT OF THEIR BONES! I'm just going to nap until someone else figures it out

DJ STYX! good to see ya dude

If I ever got rich I want to think I'd do elon musk esque things but my major accomplishment would probably be building a giant slingshot that could launch cheez its across states

I don't remember much from there but Bourbon St has plenty of things to keep you entertained that aren't booze related.

Somewhere out there is a person that fucked a hammer head shark.... and they're probably still proud of it

He's super weak to commando man's bombs I just beat the 2nd legacy collection a couple days ago There's a person on youtube named pinkkittyrose that has some really helpful videos on how to handle all the levels and bosses

"Shy until drunk". Then it goes all Rain Man about Sports or Animals, preferably Doggos. If I'm at a party and there is a Dog present, 120% of my attention is directed towards scratching said Dog's ears whist telling it it's a "good Dog" That's my life, and I love it.

Name it "Paladin"

I still don't know how to blow a bubble with gum

this was going to my response but you beat me to it

When are you getting a Xbone?