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or does this Dog look like Winston Churchill? For the record this is from Imgur and the Doggo was adopted.

It's either that or some strange fungal colony that has manifested from all the mystic tan on him that he just claims is hair.

I have a few theories on the subject. The strongest one is that he actually only has 8 really, really long hairs that he then spends hours each morning crafting into place

I can see both arguments here but I imagine what most peoples thoughts are a trained professional is probably a lot better to help with this matter. Like if you came up to me and were like "yo I scratched my hand" I'd be fully capable of delivering first aid by cleaning said scratch and applying a band aid no problem. If you came up to me like "yo I got mauled by a bear" I'd do what I could but definitely tell you get real medical attention.

seriously though, could you imagine human sized ants? That's a terrifying thought.

They are by far the most annoying people at the gym

well..... you do live in Texas

I always viewed that as the "Healthy" way. When it's not radioactive orange from the multivitamin it's suppose to be clear.

It's the Helicopter part! My Brother works on the 41st floor of the twin tower look alike.

about 14 cups, my piss still isn't clear. I blame the Damn multivitamin.

Can confirm not true. I fapped twice during the ending of that game using the tears of NE fans as lube

I've actually never heard it called that but I agree, it makes much more sense.

because it's a way cooler name than "card dealing game"

Completely off subject but I couldn't find your old thread about it (tbh I didn't feel like digging for it) but some dude already kind of found a way to steal from the Amazon stores

4 I usually fold three of them up into a pillow taco and rest my head on those

I don't deserve this thread but I like all the dogs in it

The Big 20 game list was just revealed for this year. For those of you that don't know the Big 20 is a race of 20 NES games and a bunch of people race to speed run them and see who get's first. This is all in one day, start to go you time it. To my knowledge it's an open tournament, you can also catch said tournament on the retro page on twitch.

Weekend Update has always been good but it has been on fire since Trump got elected

People in their 30's prefer the term "seasoned" instead of old these days. I don't really keep up with PubG's competitive stuff but I'm sure your bartender could tell you. Another thing you may want to try is broadcasting overwatch league matches that's a pretty popular game these days too.

have some kind of drink special whenever there's a PubG event going on

did he mention the name of the bar at any point? That could have been some free publicity

Which Matthew McConaughey are we talking about? What if we get the Lincoln one and they end up stuck driving forever while talking to themselves?

I'm a Dog fan but I don't absolutely hate Cats. That being said I imagine John Lackey throws a pitch before any kittens score a goal. (Baseball joke. Dude took more than 5 minutes to throw a pitch in last year's playoffs)