molarbear

This must be offset with happiness

There are certain 90's memory lanes I like to go down, this is not one of them

I'm a huge fan of cold weather and blankets as a rebuttal to said weather but, I'm more about the pillow taco. The pillow taco is where you have more than one pillow and must fold and construct them into a form that is acceptable to sleep on. I developed this idea from hotel beds where there are like 5,000 pillows and I didn't know what to do, so I ball them all up and kinda build a little nest for my head that doesn't cause neck strain but yields ultimate sleep comfort. It's very fine art that is only appreciated by people that buy fancy cheeses and pay more than $10 for wine.....two things I'll probably never do so I'm a little lost in this market.

Demons and Wizards- Crimson King

I didn't know who she was so I looked her up and her most recent pictures look like a vampire started draining her blood and quit 4/5 the way through

last dude that said that got his ass kicked on a golf course

the first Christmas I had my old dog I got a brand new wallet as one of my gifts. I thought she was just laying on my bed and behaving for once but then I realized she was too quiet.... I looked back from my video game and she had destroyed my wallet

You could push a cow off a mountain using only your voice

I've never reached 10,000 post on any of my accounts I think the closest I came was on an account with this name on the ASMB, I had like 9,000 something

I went to a dive bar once where the dude in sitting in the corner was yelling "when do I get to power up" while sitting in a puddle of what I believe was his own piss

give all my shit to my little brother Cau

.....seppuku time

I'm getting this vibe

I don't know what ultra porn is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

C'mon @Mix as much as I hate to admit it even I got a 1/4 flag raise from that photo

https://www.windstream.com/?cid=ppc_windstream&mkwid=M3c5275G_81295159537082_windstream_be_c&mtid=25265mm49906&slid=&product_id={product_id}&targetids=kwd-81295156624332:loc-61981&groupid=1300722285917989 I think they're mainly in the midwest and the south. They're notoriously bad for never actually hitting the speeds they sell you. I'm suppose to have 25 down/5 up and it always hovers around 10 down/under 1 up

I have Valornet but I think Windstream bought them out

Happy Birthday man

@Cau The Hero we need Just for that I'm going to do your chores tomorrow before Mom and Dad wake up and give you full credit

I mean if I got hit by a stump this would probably be my reaction

Was the quad amputee dude biting the guy near the end?

^ My Aunt had 10 kids because of this, now her oldest daughter married some dude from their church and she's working on kid number 4 I don't care how many kids people have as long as they can support them but as a common courtesy if you plan on having more than 3 just number them to make it easier to remember which one is which

You can get them a chemistry set

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