molarbear

That's a blatant lie. I literally witnessed you build a huge 15 story toilet once.

by curled up I mean one leg is straight and the other is pulled up like mid run where it's from my body it goes straight out then from the knee goes straight down kinda like a 90 degree angle

how do they even test it? Are they checking for residue or can they actually use your saliva to test for drugs?

drugs can be traced up to something like 3 months back in your hair apparently

Stomach with one leg curled up. I then proceed to build a pillow taco out of my pillows by folding them and smashing them around until they're a mound of comfort and have a 4th pillow on one side that I sometimes hike my leg around. I can't sleep with any limbs hanging off my bed because even as a grown ass man I fear monsters will feast on said exposed limbs

They do mouth swabs now? I've only ever gotten the urine or hair test

I'm fairly positive I destroyed my brain years ago

STOP USING JEDI MIND TRICKS ON MY BRAIN!

......I'm ok with that picture

you can't say it's opposite day and then change the rules

Just a heads up The Big 20 is coming up in a couple weeks. For those of you that don't know what that is BestofNes releases a list consisting of 20 NES games usually a month or so prior to the event and then on the day of the tournament a bunch of speed runners attempt to beat the all 20 games first. Anyone can enter and it's all broadcast on twitch. http://thebestofnes.com/big20/ That link has a list of the games, all the people who have signed up to run it so far, and if you happen to be interested in participating it tells you how to sign up.

I'm assuming you mean the first Evil Within? I enjoyed it for awhile but got kind of bored it. I can't really say why either, because I don't want to spoil anything for you. @ThisIdiot Loved it but I'm not sure he gets on here that often these days.

I hate dogs and boobs I love threads made by Jackiemarie

Are you cranky because you're old or are you old because you're cranky?

your link is broken buddy

nah I just live in the Bible Belt and they built a mega church like a mile away that is one of those "progressive" churches that blast life music so every Sunday and Wednesday the bass is so loud it rattles my house. On the plus side sometimes when they start up I can sleep through it and I have dreams that I'm in a Mad Max scenario and they're the war drums playing

Cake delivery failed on a Cosmic level The World needs a 911 esque number for Neil deGrasse Tyson for situations like this. like "yo dude! tell us how to send cake through a computer NOOOOOWWWW!" It's a white lie for comedic purposes, kind of like in the Dodgeball thread where I said my throw was like psionic laser blast

I need you to read this very closely and pay attention... you need to take a piece of said chocolate cake and jab it into the ethernet cable... it's probably not going to work but if it somehow sends me the cake that would be awesome! The couch wasn't set on fire, it's 100% safe and still as fluffy and as ever.

Happy Valentine's Day!!!! I had a steak, a potato, and a cabbage roll and then I set a church on fire started drinking >.>

Puppers definitely. I'd like to think squirrels too. I always go out of my way to not hit them when they run in front of my car and I like to think that's going to pay off someday. I like to picture myself in a pickle, most likely being held at gun point and right before the bad guy pulls the trigger this giant army of squirrels show up and maul all the bad guys and then the icing on the cake one squirrel runs up and chirps at me while sticking his little paw out.... and then I fist bump a fucking squirrel

I played baseball most my life so I was pretty ok at dodgeball They use to separate the boys from the girls when we played dodgeball except for one time and I got pegged in the nuts so I was pretty angry so when I got a ball again I got a 6 foot crow hop and launched a god damn psionic laser blast at the head of the kid that did it. The only problem was this girl that got hit and was making her way out of the game walked directly into the path of said flaming hurricane of death and her head exploded. ok... so I made the head exploding part up but her glasses flew off and she started crying and I felt really bad

I've said for years that Dance fighting is no joke

I read "Cat" as "Car" when I initially clicked on this thread I was really looking forward to figuring out how car beds worked......