molarbear

IN DMA's defense, if someone doesn't know you have a pool table/etc It does kind of look like one of those weird porns Google likes to throw in your searches. You type in Jenaveve Jolie and get like 10 normal results and then that weird one where it's like "did you ask for German Dungeon porn with a cardboard cut out?" and you're like "DAFUQ?"

Meh, you're almost done. You got this shit.

I think back then they just had some constant flow system above their bed that slowly dripped the blood of their freshly slain enemies onto them throughout the night

fraid so I only have two blankets on my bed

I like to try and make omelets and then realize I created some mutilated abomination

I don't like being hot when I sleep

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NOOO! You have a great power in your hands, you could make the World's largest fried Mozzarella stick.

Stalin's mustache

I can smell the squirrel quiche through the internet

RESPECT!!!! I love the fucking cold! I gotta jacket from my Dad that feels like one of those lead vest you wear when getting X-rays at the Dentist and I literally cannot feel the Cold through it. It's a Carhartt and it's legit.

the classic "fly to another country and whore yourself out" I like your style

Being a Dog person I can respect this image, it's fucking adorable.

I do

I do this too but I usually take one look at the soap and end up fapping prior to doing so

OH MY GOD THEY GOT EMPTY!

it means you probably overpaid for booze and got nothing but blue balls from the experience

I gave myself a harry potter scarf and anime eyes

I had to start over because it gave mine a mustache

We party at his Dad's house which is outside city limits so aside from committing armed robbery or murder it's almost impossible to get the cops out there

Mine was Chili with beans...I used fritos and cheese but still the worst chili ever because beans kinda suck in chili

I entered it getting absolutely shit faced with my best friend and his family and I gotta say (I respect your decision) but I regret nothing. Tonight I played cards against humanity in physical form for the first time while listening to classic rock and drinking everytime my card was not picked.

^this

I actually talk to Pers, can confirm he has never joined.