molarbear

nope, that place most people ventured to Cali from in the Grapes of Wrath

I approve and have no complaints I'm going to disappear for about 10 mins now to uh.....fap

I'd love some rain, we're currently dry as fuck and on fire alert

draw boobs

I use it because I haven't really told anyone about it so I can make the witty remarks that I think are funny that I use to be able to put on Facebook before everyone gained the ability to turn jokes about dogs and such into Political arguments

No means no

I'd like you to sing Queen's "Radio Ga Ga"

Pecan Pie! I believe it, it's a staple at any Thanksgiving dinner I've been to at home but I hate it.

I love this movie! I heard they made a sequel to it but I haven't got around to watching it yet

Shenanigans has been called!

I'm 100% sure some broke College kid with no quarters for the laundry machine has attempted it

Someone had to do it

some GOD DAMN Szechuan Sauce

My brain auto corrected laundry to dish washer and at first I didn't see the problem

Well..... it's pretty much one of the few exotic animals that wouldn't attempt to eat me at some point I love it!

I'd like to play some Zombies with people on COD:WWII. I mean they got matchmaking but dealing with randos on multiplayer is absolute trash these days, some 12 year old is yelling at me to get good while he's been downed 4 times and i'm like "QUIT TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH THE ZOMBIES!" I'd also accept a puppy (it must weigh more than a cat once full grown otherwise it's still a cat) no ankle biters or yapper abominations.

I'm that weird person that puts pepper on their fries

Offend? You didn't Dude that's damn near impossible to do. I hear the Asian a lot, never heard Latino before though.

you think I look Asian or possibly Latino? I'm 52% Italian, and then a mix of a bunch of other European Countries... I'm also 2% Middle Eastern and 1% Asian so you're semi correct according to the DNA test from Ancestory at least I personally believe I'm an Alien that ages way slower than most people, that's my 2 cents

They may be lurking nearby and if they catch wind of what you just said you will have to sit through a 4 hour explanation of how Tom Brady is a God Damn Saint

I've never heard of wearing a girls jersey for superstitious reasons, you may have been pranked by said "idiots" It was the worst meltdown I've ever witnessed in Professional Football. I wanted them to win because Patriots fans in general are insanely obnoxious and anytime they lose I'm tempted to fly to Mass so I can bath in their tears

I mean dude, I had to it was too good to pass up

I've seen something like this before.... It was last year's super bowl! zing

I haven't been on FB in like 3 months so I had no way of knowing