molarbear

not yet I'm 7 mins away from the WW though

I'm a professional Dog petter I'm normally pretty modest by nature but I'm going to toot my own horn and say I'm fairly badass at my job

the creator spends too much money on balloons instead of investing in my pyramid scheme

Thor:Ragnarok

Yeap. I was poking fun of IB back in about the 2009 era... there were at least 4-5 people that would make threads about why they hadn't posted in like a day and it was always because they were busy writing a novel.

Mine too!

I'd drive 5 hours for that

^Click bait! I hope you all have a great day! I mean it! No, I'm not a super positive person but I feel like some of you need this and those that don't need it deserve it.

my brother's 3 1/2 years older than me

Normally when one asks a question they give a least a chance for a response Now we all know the answer to the quiz dumb dumb Originally i would have just guessed "The Backstreet Boys" but you dun fucked up

Black Mirror Episodes that maybe weren't so far off in the distant future https://www.theverge.com/2018/3/16/17130366/china-social-credit-travel-plane-train-tickets http://bigthink.com/news/walmart-just-filed-a-patent-for-autonomous-robot-bees-amid-ongoing-battle-with-amazon

There are a couple ladies that walk together around my neighborhood with these two big loving teddy bears of Dogs Anytime I see them coming down the block I "conveniently" check my mail as they pass by so I can pet their Dogs

You tell your son he's hella cool

I've thought about doing this with Hulu. The next day episode stuff is nice but I swear their commercials have gotten more frequent and longer. Hulu is becoming basic Tivo/DVR without the option to fast forward through the bullshit commercial you've seen for the 4th time in a hour.

I figured. I liked the ending of the 2nd movie where the dude just had the time and day down to when he needed to fuck shit up again.

Netflix has really been pushing that show on there. I hate Coffee and I think Jerry Seinfield is overrated.

I'm not sure exactly what's in it but I've always eaten yellow Potato salad and I always assumed it was eggs and mustard that created said color. I also like to heat it up because I think it taste better warm than cold

It's his ring entrance song porcelain ring entrance song

I feel the need to point out a 6 pack is long gone and I cannot channel the Thunder....yet Also I'm normally not a hair person but Cate Blanchett in that movie with Dark Hair= a new level of hotness

55% Italian and then a bunch of Western/Eastern European countries mixed together with a 1% Middle Eastern and less than one percent Asian. Feel the need to point out I was at least 2% Norwegian though COME AT ME BROS!

What if it's some kind of end of World situation and it's your actual Doctor telling you exactly what prescriptions you should grab?

your best bet is to die around Easter

I'm a simple being, when I get hungry and want to eat I don't have time to make a 3 course meal for myself.... Shells and Cheese saves the day regularly

THESE THINGS SHOULD BE CLASSIFIED AS A SCHEDULE 1 DRUG

I'm glad I'm not the only adult who views a box of mac n cheese as a meal