molarbear

and you sir are a dumb dirta BASTARAAD from up North and that Jigglypuff is a Saint

someone had to do it

I don't think they'd interact with us personally. I do believe Aliens are real but if you were a life form that was advanced enough to figure out speed of light travel or faster and you rolled up on a planet that was constantly having wars and targeting specific groups for no reason I imagine they'd just nope the fuck out of here and keep traveling.

Too much facial hair and the dude sounds like he's from Mississippi

I was confused by this also but didn't want to say anything.

I am a Tree, I am an Island

I edited it but I guess you caught it before I did so I'm just the Groot version of you in some parallel universe now.

Hi Poof! My H button failed me so I posted I Poof by accident

I always expected some shitty porn parity of dragon ball z titled "Dragon Balls"

@inhumanrampager What are your thoughts about a certain French Monument when you see this balloon?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

my reaction when I go to Red Lobster and the bring the cheese biscuits

He's kind of like Jake Arrieta, when his stuff was on he was unhittable except his fastball averaged about 97-98 mph.

I would tell @crackymckrackin that we need to go fishing

@wacky1980 you own a bar, right? How would they tackle over serving and all the potential legal issue around this?

I believe it was around the 2007 or 2008, I know they started him off as just a relief pitcher before they moved him to closer

I use to hope that with Kerry Wood, he turned into an ok Closer.

Oregon Trail and the power glove ftw The power glove wasn't a win but it's just an iconic representation

@Doom Metal Alchemist Tim Lincecum signed with the Rangers in his 2nd comeback attempt.

You know what you must do now

Yeah High School Also doesn't charge you $300 for a book you'll use for a Semester and then sell back for hopefully $20

Does not count in College apparently. If you get a D you're failing, unless you're making innuendos.

Never forget, C's get degrees too!

YAAAAASSSSS DOGGOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think one of them did smoke cloves for an extended period so I can't really argue with that comment. I did make fun of him the whole time if that counts for anything.

only if you bring the Doggos too. No bullshit though, a couple years ago I was invited to a post bar celebration at a friend of a friend's house whom I'd never met in my life and as soon as we got to their apartment they were all like "here's my popcorn machine would you like some popcorn?" and then my head exploded from the sheer awesome.