molarbear

Nah dude, I'm not photogenic. Let me put it to you this way I get ID'd for everything and I'm 31 and it's not like the courtesy check either. They literally don't believe I'm above the age of 18

I didn't shave all week and looked 14 for a few hours

I think you should make a video and post it on youtube saying it was cancelled. People tend to take people with beard's more seriously than people that look like they're still wet behind the ears

I like this idea but I feel like the bouncers at the bar who are way bigger than me probably won't be too easy to convince

And most of us are still fucking around with time changes... Can we all just agree this practice needs to be atomic elbow dropped into Oblivion?

If you told me that past midnight at anytime I probably do not remember. I think the heaviest backpack I ever had was in middle school. We had 7 classes and all of them would give homework so I'd have to take all 7 books home plus my notebooks and shit. I'm pretty sure at one point 12 year old me developed a 2 pack from just lugging that backpack around

Don't lie, you only got it because you wanted the a place to store your sleeping bag so you could nap anywhere.

On a scale of 1-rolling back pack how serious of a student are you?

I bet my fish idea doesn't sound so bad now

he says after mocking me for wanting to move to Kansas City for Google Fiber

Kelso riding the Canoe behind the car was one of the funniest things ever I do agree it's good white noise but anytime Red tells someone he's going to put his foot in their ass i catch it.

That's why you always go to Popeyes instead

any popular grudge song from the 90's I use to think Pearl Jam was ok but I swear this modern/classic rock station here has played Even Flow at least 3x a day since 1998

At least use it as the opening joke before you start your speech. I've given you golden material here

I got this! Make it about the over fishing of our Oceans and tell her that you wrote it in a sense that you're explaining it to the fish and to further push the argument you wrote it in Fish, then just stand there silently for 5 mins. If I was a teacher and a student did that I would laugh my ass off and give them at least a B

did your teacher set the topic or are you allowed to choose your own? If you can pick your own just write about Bioshock

I really wonder at times what could have been if that didn't happen.

I generally enjoy it I just hate running. I like sticking to working out and actually seeing results and all that but I'd much rather hit a bike, or swim, or even aggressively walk on a treadmill on an incline than run.

you are on a roll tonight

Damn that's cold

Do you have to dust your room alot? If you have some handy skills I'd suggest taking your ps3 apart and blowing it out, it could just be clogged up and overheating. Otherwise There should be a local shop around that can repair it for not that bad. When my 360 ate shit I took it to this dude that repaired cellphones and consoles and he fixed it same day for like $50

Are you implying my posts are promising but soon to be assassinated?

I've ran a lot in my life due to sports and can honestly say I've never experienced this phenomenon myself. Everyone always talked about that and second winds but my personal experience with running for long distances is feeling really hot and being 100% convinced some angry person is shanking me in the side repeatedly.

Make me a Chewbacca dick cup when you kill it