molarbear

Big XII QB's don't make the transition to the NFL very well. They excel at up tempo Spread offenses and the NFL isn't really built around that. Honestly in the past 10 years or so the most successful has been Sam Bradford and that's only when he's had a solid O-line in front of him and even then he's got the Mr. Glass curse.

I'm the same way normally if someone is not into sports, animals, or video games I really don't have any social platforms to build off of at that point

release it into the wild and hope he tells tales of the kind giant to his fellow ants and they decide to carry you around anywhere you want to go the rest of your life

but someone rings the doorbell at 8 am

No, I am defeat and will withdraw, strategically, CHOSIN FOO!

I honestly can't remember which variation of to/too to use right now so you win this bout. I shall return, at some point and reclaim the award!

HOLD THE FUCK UP! People aren't aware of Porch and drink/chill? Where do people normally drink?

Dat pink mist though

Nah, he's only been in trouble for one alcohol related incident. Manziel had like a photo album of troubling pictures and charges before he was even drafted. I just wish anyone else had drafted Mayfield because I feel like Cleveland is a place where promising careers die regularly

Send me some popcorn from the theater

zipless is where you don't use any of the major glitches to skip through parts of the level

his name is Arcus87. He's legit these days trying to beat his own World Record. If it gives you any hope I've been attempting to break the MM2 zipless speedrun and failing horribly. BueBeam is a dick, and unpredictable, also the bats on WoodMan's stage are kinda a prick. Don't even get me started on the Frog's on Aquaman's stage.

There's a guy I watch on Twitch who has the WW record for Ninja Gaiden 1, dude beat it in 11 mins and 39 seconds

I still can't blow a bubble in gum which I compare to the hover bike stage

That's way more fancy than the smiley face I would have painted on it

How many Okra plants are you planting?

I heard about that and I'm super hyped! Amazon also bought the the TV rights for the Dark Tower series so hopefully they don't botch it completely.

...yes I've heard a lot of people say that and the first time I tried to watch it I couldn't get into it. I got really bored one day and put it on again and somehow got hooked.

I couldn't say, I've never been given flowers as a gift I'd probably appreciate them more than a pet rock though

When I was in High School one of the things people did was go "Possum kicking" I'm fairly positive those people are the same ones that now have nut sacks hanging off the back of their trucks

Also Bryce Harper knocked the absolute shit out a Baseball last night http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/23206742/bryce-harper-washington-nationals-homers-breaking-bat-new-york-mets That's not normal, most broken bats happen at the barrel and aren't completely broken, they chip or kinda break. Coincidence or not there is a metric fuckton of power behind this homerun.

I wouldn't get your hopes up dude. That Manager they got is all kinds of janky and not in the good Joe Madden way. He legit pulled a starter who was 5 innings in and had given up 2 hits and only thrown 72 pitches then proceeded to burn through the bullpen and lose the game. I'm not saying the Phillies don't have talent, I'm saying the person in charge of their talent has made some very illogical decisions thus far.

12 hour shifts in general suck I found after the 10 hour mark I become an empty husk that basically just stands around or bullshits with the inspectors for the last 2 hours

I get kind of jealous of the dishes when I turn the dishwasher on because I like to think that minus the scorching hot water it's just like a giant water park in there

Well at least we all know shit doesn't stack above short peeps in that sunblasted shithole known as Texas #BOOMERSOONER!