molarbear

They use to charge for the Washing Machines in the dorms at my College so I got really, really good at over loading washers

Nope My Dad was real OCD about how laundry was washed and even had a little instruction thing printed and hung up over the Washer when I was a kid. I think it's something he picked up in the Military.

I wash all my laundry together on cold/cold/quick setting because fuck the World. I also use softener on everything because I like feeling like I'm wearing/walking on clouds My name is Molar, I'm 31 and I do Laundry like a College Kid still and have zero shame in admitting it.

I wouldn't worry. I think the secret to "Adulting" is just pretending like you know what you're doing That's my secret

I gave up on the "Adult" me ever arriving when I hit 28

Send it here I love me some pasta

Puppers and Mac and Cheese/Shells and Cheese.

Sounds like a scientific reason to drink

Tis the life!

DUDE! Skating Rinks were Twitter before Twitter. You'd skate up to a girl in 4th grade and ask if she wanted to hold hands (slipping into the DM's as they say now) then you'd skate around to some Brandi song or Backstreet Boy song. If they said no you just kind of got off the rink and went and played the Simpsons arcade game

I don't remember the 80's much but I did get to see "The Sandlot" in theaters so I'll count that as a win plus the cartoons were plentiful and skating rinks were kind of a big deal I try to pretend like Hanson never happened but sometimes you gotta take the bad with the good

I will always put a $100 on the Cubs now in 3018 years they'll win again

It was on Spankbang for a few days I heard that from a friend >.>

Perfect delivery. Not too soon, not too late. I aced Ma day.

I mean the Lady put up with 3 dudes in the house and somehow didn't murder my Dad, my Brother, or I whilst also being a good Mom. Probably should have put a "," after Day but that's only for the Grammar Nazis.

Fuggz is banned, we no longer speak of her hoo hah

you mean Triple play?

I wouldn't be thanking me. My head literally exploded and if you don't clean it up mom and dad are going to yell at you

*Mindblown

I haven't partaken in said politics in about 9 years I really miss my early 20's though

I gotta be honest, I fucking hate the Yankees. That being said it was weird seeing them not relevant for a few seasons. They did a complete rebuild in a matter of years without completely tanking and are loaded with youthful players, it's actually really impressive.

That video is so spot on I never minded sharing but I learned fast to either step outside or invite a few people into my room before I ever lit anything up otherwise that shit would be gone before it ever made it back

I mean is it too much to ask for a popcorn machine?

take it to #loveproblems bruh