molarbear

This made me laugh way more than I probably should have

because I have no clean underwear and I'm just rocking gym shorts enjoy this photo of bacon cheese fries

Makes sense, good for him though!

JimRival use to play Halo with a few of us like 8 years ago That's all I really know about said user

That's exactly how I feel every time I eat spicy chicken from popeyes it's just so good though

If she approaches you and mentions how crazy it is that you're both there tell her you're only there to make a suite out of her skin It'd be a great ice breaker

Just make sure it's not on the Grill

I'm way ahead of you bud

DUDE! We totz going shop.......catching the baseball game a Bdubs at 3 tomorrow..... >.> <.<

I figure if I lose any important data I'll just write a very kind note to pornhub and send some cookies asking for the backup

I'm lazy and wings with bones require more work to procure the meat boneless I just cut in half confirm that it at least resembles chicken meat and devour

....... Only when dragged or tricked into it. (posts feeling safe that women are not onto our secrets)

Here I was, thinking you were intentionally getting fat so we'd match each other and go shopping together GOOD DAY SIR!

Boneless ftw

That's good to hear but 2019 is still a ways off At least it's not as bad as waiting on new episodes of Venture Bros

I read about that and couldn't stop thinking of It's always sunny

As painful as it will be I volunteer to eat any bacon you cannot consume

Here I am trying to get hyped for the weekend and you drop this bomb

I gotta stop you right there. Posting any art online is asking for a bunch of snobby douche's to critique it unless you're smearing nearly extinct Rhino semen into some weird abstract painting mixed with your blood the art community of reddit will probably never be pleased

it really depends on which subfolder you're visiting on reddit. I stick to /aww, /animalsderping, and a few other animal and or comical subreddits

I get along with the babblers I know, they may come off as jerks but god damn are they good at what they do.

My most embarrassing story about causing myself to bleed is once I was resting my head on my fist and had a super violent surprise sneeze which caused me to headbutt my fist with my nose and gave me a nose bleed I told everyone the black eyes were from getting hit by a Baseball in the nose

^this When I first joined the boards in '04 you could make a thread at 2:30 in the morning and if you didn't actively reply back to people or make it creative enough to where people would respond to each other then it'd be off front page in no time back then IB was more like a +1 on your post count and babbling was way more user friendly