molarbear

I just logged in and saw I was ahead by 30 pts and got kind of excited... then I realized my opponent still has 3 players that play tomorrow night

I never imagined myself typing these words, but, that's a cute dik

Happy Birthday man, I hope you had a good one!

I tried to find a Gif/youtube vid of that part where George Nelson is all "They finally caught baby face!" from O Brother where art thou That is an internet wormhole one does not want to go down

Yeah...... I always feel really fucking weird using the front camera on my phone It makes me feel like I'm violating people's personal space

TMNT2:Arcade and Castle Crashers

The Maryland/Ohio State game is pretty fucking entertaining to watch right now

What'd you name it?

When people talk about winning the lottery and what they would buy I always mumble that I'd get hair plugs on my face

Fun fact I didn't know that show existed until I randomly found it on Netflix a few months ago I had the joy of binge watching 12 seasons over the past few months

I thought I could just avoid it but it finally reared it ugly head

Dude you look like a skinny Brian Posehn!

Ya know if I ever have the ability to grow one I would give it at try

Moneh He got a job at Boeing

Genetics yo! Some of us luck out! I am single handily going to make "Dollar Shave Club" go broke I request one new razor every 4 months or so.

keep fighting the good fight

I literally shave once a week I get stubble near day 3 and after that have to shave to simply not look like my Family is hiding some kind of inbreeding somewhere along the lines

I made it 16 days without shaving but I'm tossing in the flag the patchy, itchy, Joe Dirt-esque neck hair got too gross for the joke I was trying to pull by not shaving for all of November

Dude... I honestly think it's Sia I had never listened to her before and my friend's wife played "Cheap Thrills" and I swear to Bejeebus I had that song in my head for months

Mine moved 4 States away

My Dad looks a lot like Al Pacino As in when he was born my Grandma poured Italian Dressing upon him and threw a Rosary at him

When I visited my Uncle his favorite cat was completely nocturnal so I'd be sleeping in the basement and around 2 am I'd hear meowing The first night I assumed I was going to be eaten in my sleep, what proceeded was 4 nights of a cat greeting me at 2 am and wanting to be pet

Eww

Happy Birthday!