molarbear

Hey man, I got an opening for a ghost to haunt my yard when it snows... just saiyan Jokes aside I love Broccoli I absolutely hate Mushrooms

We get it, you like Butte

Pretty damn good lately I founded a Church of Sandy in your absence and laundered all the money into Emu farms so in 12 years or so I should be a $317,000 aire

I like the spicy "No Man's Land" brand jerky That shit is amazballs

I've seen them before. I was a part of the 24 scarab online battle he made a video of for Halo Wars Note the Scarabs you see moving first are mine because I was told to go, and apparently those words were never uttered... even though 2 people yelled "Go"

I think you'd like most my stations on Pandora Unfortunately Pandora isn't Spotify so I can't just share the list on here

Congrats man!

At least it sounds like they went pretty decent! I never know what to do during that part either and it always leads to awkward silence

I think I meant how many pounds can one of us gain or lose before we unbalance the alchemy scales and we create some kind of monster? I dunno man I was on Luuds (not really it was just a Tylenol PM)

How's your Doggo?

The story of how I built a time machine and revolutionized the Console Wars "I then ate the blue prints on my deathbed because fuck you Molar! I knew you always wanted a pet dinosaur!" The title was a little too long winded to sell so I'm going to tell the same story but make a misleading title like "True Dick Enhancement and how DMA invented it!"

What's limits one can exceed beyond said weight before one of us grows a third arm or something?

So what you're saying is at some point someone was like "I am the one person that fucking hates sleep so let's take an hour away from people once a year?" I mean, I guess I could be responsible and go to bed a little earlier that night but I'm still fairly young so the odds of me doing that are zero to zilch

I was kind of hoping the kid would slip up and kick the dude in the nuts

I think we had a miscommunication somewhere because I just hit 160

Happy Birthday!

Tell me of this Golden Age

No. Don't feel bad though, if I could hear you I'd just put ear buds in and ignore you like all the kids do these days

I had mini rage earlier because Xbox was trying to tell me I didn't have Netflix installed on my Xbox when I was literally watching Netflix seconds before Turns out while cleaning I had accidentally unplugged my external hard drive to plug the vacuum in

When I worked at BH our Shipping would close mid way through 2nd shift so any truckers that got there after that would have to just stay the night in their rig One dude would always bust out a grill and offer of us burgers on our lunch break at 3 am, that dude was the real MVP

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I laughed Then I realized it was a terrible joke and me laughing at it is probably like one of those age checks on a video If I start eating prunes and enjoying them soon.... please take me out and Old Yeller me

So you're only going after WNBA players now? I never envisioned myself typing this sentence but, you can keep the extra 5 inches dude. I do not envy you at all It's already impossible to sit comfortably on Planes and most back seats for me. I think if I was 6' 5 I'd just strap myself onto the roof of the vehicle like a surf board

You can't go wrong with pancakes so big you have to use a snow shovel to flip them