molarbear

I had Ham... with a baked potato

My Dad's Parents use to own a Tavern up there and he talked about how they use to serve something like this I always thought he was kidding....

Reads this at night... in a house.... all alone Yeah gonna have to give that a big ole nope

No I didn't, thank you! I've been looking all over the internet for ways to fix it. I even tried to find a subreddit for plants, one wouldn't let me in and the other was for a different kind of plant growing >.>

I have a Bush that looks like that! This is a before picture, I pulled all the dead limbs off and it's growing new ones so I'm hoping it pulls through

I'm an Early Millennial bruh, I dunno

I've been reading "The Outsider" and it's been pretty amazing so far

I had to bust out the mower last weekend, it's freaking March Next up is storms and tornado season for a couple months followed by 3 months of +100 degree weather

I mean.... It wouldn't work without Cell Towers

Ya know we have a music folder, right?

Nah, not really One thing I started doing later in life I wish I had done way earlier is stop treating it like an unspoken of taboo and just ask your female friends or partners questions you have about that stuff You learn a lot

How many chickens have you consumed today?

I feel like this is my soul animal

My Mom was a brave woman in a house of Boys and she ran it

My Penis farted at Red Lobster, what do?

This is acceptable behavior, Ranch is life There were things I wish my Dad or Older Brother had warned me about then once I experienced them I was all "WTF MATE?" where was the warning?

This is what we get for not eradicating Crocs fast enough They've evolved and grown natural defenses

Those true crime murder shows *spoiler the person is going to end up murdered in some brutal way

Happy Birthday Dude!

Just tell yourself "I'm not asleep, yet" field studies have proven this method

Someone can't sleep

There's a badass pizza place in Salem that has some mac n cheese pizza

How does one make Almond Milk?