molarbear

Nice! I lost a lot of time because I missed the Dongle key which I thought was a mistranslation but apparently is a fancy word for "USB"

Sam Elliott

Back when it originally came out my brother and I's friend had it. I was 11, it was a weekend, and his Dad use to pay us to help with the Livestock. We were playing it around 10 pm because we were waiting for a Horse to give birth. Needless to say when it came time for me check on the Horse in the absolute darkness that was between the House and Stable I wish any NFL scout was around because I'm pretty sure my 40 time would have shattered records

Capcom is notorious for doing that on survival horror games My first grade was a "D" but it's heavily graded by the time it took you to beat it, "S" is the best ranking and to get it you have to beat the game in under 2 hours. I cannot explore/procrastinate enough to ever beat the game in under 2 hours

Happy Birthday man!

I made the mistake of taking a drink while reading this and some of the water came out of my nose

When I was 18 I wanted to fly A-10's That didn't work out and since then I've turned into a little bitch developed a fear of heights. I have to have a couple drinks before I get on a plane these days

You have two adorable puppies

There was actually a key point in our Nation's history where a Duel lead to us diverting away from a super Christian based Government Somewhere along the way that got fucked up I heard about it on History Channel, I forgot who it was but everyone thought the dude would lose and he hit the other guy right in the head The Vodka I've consumed is not helping my memory at the moment

Yeah. I played it the other day and got to the parking garage and now I'm back in the Police Station. I also tried to play those new Survivor stories they added. Picked the least difficult one and was dead within probably 7 mins You can always beat it with the assist on and go back and play it on normal after you play through it once I was proud of myself for beating it on normal.. and then my friend told me he had beat it on hardcore and got an S rank on both campaigns (I think you have to beat the game in under 2 hours to get those)

Farm the giant rats for Humanity

Just remember that poop comes out of there

YES!

I dunno, I prefer "Bat Head Soup" personally

I hope you have a fantastic day!

I have a very elaborate foreplay maneuver that (along with using condoms) generally guarantees I won't be making any babies

you word fucked yourself pretty well tonight

Damn dude, that looks pretty fucking good

I never took you as the type to enjoy being pegged

Hey you finished with that apple core?

Happy Birthday!