molarbear

I've only been to Atlanta and my experience there was limited to the Airport

Nailed it

You gotta be specific, you just describe every zombie in the damn game

Congrats man! You not only saved a Cat but you also helped out a Vietnam Vet

I'd get my facial hair lasered off. I mean it doesn't grow in enough to do anything so it's just kind of a pain in the ass

Kind of just looks like a Destiny clone to me and from what I hear it has terribly long loading times If you get super bored and want to play some Overwatch while you're on break just hit me up

I didn't like the sub machine gun claire got. I thought it'd be sweet because I kept finding bullets for it but turns out it's like Dante's pistols in DMC and shoots stables for bullets

My show segments will be super boring It'd just be me playing video games or drinking and laughing at youtube videos I time stamped it

*Plot twist you two find out you're the only two fans of the show and must then enter the Thunderdome to officially decide who the super fan is

My friend got his Puppy fixed recently and he didn't seem to notice. He went right back to humping everyone's legs and declaring war on the carpet

This same thing worked really, really well for the Kardashians Hopefully we get rich off this

I'm convinced the Vagina is a self morphing sexual organ and the Clitoris is like a 3 question guessing game You can ask where it is, look at diagrams and such, but, when you're in the trenches it's never where you think it is. I once had a girl tell me to go higher and I was like two inches from her belly button and at that point I wanted to just back and have a Q&A with her

that judge with the pink shirt. His Goatee would be a perfect candidate for the subreddit "justfuckmyshitup"

I mean, I'm comfortable with the penis I have but I'd never turn down an enlarging. The latter tho I could skip

When it comes to anxiety medications I think at this point a good side effect would be one that works and doesn't keep you from getting an erection

I'm not sure but it definitely had that HS locker room smell lingering

I microwave my ice cream for a few seconds before I eat it

I'd take at least 9 gallons of pepper spray and a nose plug The latter is because the one convention I went to here people didn't seem to understand the concept of deodorant

According to everything I sign it's still 2018

I got to Claire's B campaign where I put out the Helo fire. I know what happens after that and I've chosen to mindless chop people down in the free dynasty warriors game because it's not nearly as terrifying

When you get a boner do you yell "FATHER THE SLEEPER HAS AWOKEN?"

I don't mind it usually but this wasn't "she talked a lot" This was more like one continuous sentence that never seemed to end

I met my brother and his GF for dinner She's super nice and all but in the 2-3 hours we were out and about I don't think she stopped talking once