molarbear

No one is large enough of an asshole to keep me from enjoying my spicy catfish

People literally shit out of that hole

...... I had something that I thought was funny to put here and then I got distracted by a youtube video and forgot what it was Here is a picture of my friend's dog instead

I've been at war with a mouse myself I put out a couple traps and it responded by pooping in circles around one of them It's boldness frightens me

It's going to be 7 degrees on Saturday and I'm not prepared for this Seriously, how many milk sandwiches does one eat when it's 7 outside?

Happy Birthday!

GTA V is awesome though! That being said anytime you want to hit up Overwatch, once again just hit me up.

someone probably already invented it

I've only been to Atlanta and my experience there was limited to the Airport

Nailed it

You gotta be specific, you just describe every zombie in the damn game

Congrats man! You not only saved a Cat but you also helped out a Vietnam Vet

I'd get my facial hair lasered off. I mean it doesn't grow in enough to do anything so it's just kind of a pain in the ass

Kind of just looks like a Destiny clone to me and from what I hear it has terribly long loading times If you get super bored and want to play some Overwatch while you're on break just hit me up

I didn't like the sub machine gun claire got. I thought it'd be sweet because I kept finding bullets for it but turns out it's like Dante's pistols in DMC and shoots stables for bullets

My show segments will be super boring It'd just be me playing video games or drinking and laughing at youtube videos I time stamped it

*Plot twist you two find out you're the only two fans of the show and must then enter the Thunderdome to officially decide who the super fan is

My friend got his Puppy fixed recently and he didn't seem to notice. He went right back to humping everyone's legs and declaring war on the carpet

This same thing worked really, really well for the Kardashians Hopefully we get rich off this

I'm convinced the Vagina is a self morphing sexual organ and the Clitoris is like a 3 question guessing game You can ask where it is, look at diagrams and such, but, when you're in the trenches it's never where you think it is. I once had a girl tell me to go higher and I was like two inches from her belly button and at that point I wanted to just back and have a Q&A with her

that judge with the pink shirt. His Goatee would be a perfect candidate for the subreddit "justfuckmyshitup"

I mean, I'm comfortable with the penis I have but I'd never turn down an enlarging. The latter tho I could skip

When it comes to anxiety medications I think at this point a good side effect would be one that works and doesn't keep you from getting an erection