molarbear

I made it to the Sewers in Claire's "B" campaign. Acid rounds don't work on Zombies as well as they work on Lickers. When you get the "handle" for the jack in the Library Mr. X chases you like no other.

Ah the "Let's ruin everyones mood" couple You have one of two choices Either start leaving weapons near them and encouraging them or, make some popcorn and pretend you're watching a soap opera

I just typed in "My Brand!" and the mass effect one popped up and I thought "This! Is! Perfect!"

NOOOOOOUUUUU!

Nah. My upload speed is less than 1 mb/s so uploading a video would take way too long Besides Youtube wouldn't be able to handle my beautiful, cherub like face is way too much work

It's a nice site. I like watching speed runners on there. Making an account is free and if you don't want to do that you can still watch channels on there.

I still can't tell which side of the pizza argument you're on so I don't know if I should harshly judge you or not

It's ok. Take solace knowing you'll never be as old as me... I mean, you will, but I'll be older at that point

Part of me really wants to try them to see how they hold up, ya know for Science and all stuff Part of me also doesn't want to die from some painful stomach thing and have to explain to a Dr that I ate a 10 year old snack Then another part of me wants to leave them on display in my living room as a talking piece for when people come over I mean seriously how often do you see a box of dunkaroos on display in someone's living room?

Yeap. I found them in a box I tucked away after moving at some point and forgot it existed until today Unfortunately that was the only cool find in said box

What kind of Heathen do you think I am? I start my letters from the top

I saved them for reasons I honestly can't remember. I'm sure it was sentimental at some point Also no Pineapple

Should I attempt to eat them? I'm also well aware that my hand writing is chicken scratch

It starts at noon or 1 pm for you futurists on Twitch.tv/bestofnes @midnight @Doom Metal Alchemist possibly @Kudasai People will be attempting to speedrun 20 Nes games and see who finishes first

annuglygurl would be delighted by this thread

No one is large enough of an asshole to keep me from enjoying my spicy catfish

People literally shit out of that hole

...... I had something that I thought was funny to put here and then I got distracted by a youtube video and forgot what it was Here is a picture of my friend's dog instead

I've been at war with a mouse myself I put out a couple traps and it responded by pooping in circles around one of them It's boldness frightens me

It's going to be 7 degrees on Saturday and I'm not prepared for this Seriously, how many milk sandwiches does one eat when it's 7 outside?

Happy Birthday!

GTA V is awesome though! That being said anytime you want to hit up Overwatch, once again just hit me up.

someone probably already invented it