molarbear

When I was 18 I wanted to fly A-10's That didn't work out and since then I've turned into a little bitch developed a fear of heights. I have to have a couple drinks before I get on a plane these days

You have two adorable puppies

There was actually a key point in our Nation's history where a Duel lead to us diverting away from a super Christian based Government Somewhere along the way that got fucked up I heard about it on History Channel, I forgot who it was but everyone thought the dude would lose and he hit the other guy right in the head The Vodka I've consumed is not helping my memory at the moment

Yeah. I played it the other day and got to the parking garage and now I'm back in the Police Station. I also tried to play those new Survivor stories they added. Picked the least difficult one and was dead within probably 7 mins You can always beat it with the assist on and go back and play it on normal after you play through it once I was proud of myself for beating it on normal.. and then my friend told me he had beat it on hardcore and got an S rank on both campaigns (I think you have to beat the game in under 2 hours to get those)

Farm the giant rats for Humanity

Just remember that poop comes out of there

YES!

I dunno, I prefer "Bat Head Soup" personally

I hope you have a fantastic day!

I have a very elaborate foreplay maneuver that (along with using condoms) generally guarantees I won't be making any babies

you word fucked yourself pretty well tonight

Damn dude, that looks pretty fucking good

I never took you as the type to enjoy being pegged

Hey you finished with that apple core?

Happy Birthday!

FUCKIN BEEF N CHEDDAR!!

I currently only have flashbangs. I progressed to the point where I'm ready to use the detonator to get the third emblem but stopped playing because Mr.X was stressing me the fuck out

It truly saddens me that I can only react to this comment once

Did I win the internet?

I went to Subway because I wanted a cookie the other day After paying $8 and some change for a foot long sub I left defeated and without a cookie because I was afraid they'd charge me $500 for one

GRANTED! You're now a quadriplegic who's mute and deaf

Silently protest during the National Anthem and you can't get a job, knock your girlfriend out and you only have to sit out for a season or two