molarbear

I got to some mission where I had to keep a vehicle from hitting buildings by drifting a car into them and knocking them over It was around that time I realized I would never complete the game without losing my sanity

*insert current photo of your fur pups here

Back when my Pup was alive I use to slide my feet under her belly It was like an economic version of slippers

It use to be Whiskey, then I got super fat so I switched to Vodka and Tonic with lemon or lime

Not indoors. I'm just saying when you're outside and pick a tree. Try aiming for the tree to the left or right, try making a smiley face on the bark, or, if you're more artistic than me, go for Starry Night or something

I know I'm not perfect but one thing therapy has thought me is that I'm not Crazy

Shartnado

You've never tried a trick shot while peeing?

^ No more words are necessary

@empty looks like one of the Viking dudes from 13th warrior

I want it to go on the record that I only fish with Ugly sticks

About that.... Now I'm too tired

??????????? No Got Dan Sharks with lasers on their heads?

How many times have you logged in and it took all your willpower not to pull the plug on this place?

To Quote the famous fictional archeologist Indiana Jones "I don't know"

No We tend to wander like grazing cattle and get lost instead of staying put

There are many nasty things I've called Sleep when it's being a tease

5'7 isn't really that short My friend's wife barely breaks 5 foot. The only downside to that is when we're out drinking it's really easy to lose her in a crowd because she just kind of disappears, which is bad, because she's the responsible one

I wonder if they'll pick different games or go with the same ones they always go with when they release a "Sega Classic pack" Aside from Castlevania all the other games they listed are already on collection I bought on Xbox Uno

I've floated the idea around in my head of getting a new vehicle for a couple years now but I really enjoy not having a car payment

.....Try Therapy?

I haven't seen "1337" in a long time

I think Ice Cream would probably be better

ALL HAIL THE MAGICAL CONCH WOLOOOOOLLOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOO!