molarbear

How's your Doggo?

The story of how I built a time machine and revolutionized the Console Wars "I then ate the blue prints on my deathbed because fuck you Molar! I knew you always wanted a pet dinosaur!" The title was a little too long winded to sell so I'm going to tell the same story but make a misleading title like "True Dick Enhancement and how DMA invented it!"

What's limits one can exceed beyond said weight before one of us grows a third arm or something?

So what you're saying is at some point someone was like "I am the one person that fucking hates sleep so let's take an hour away from people once a year?" I mean, I guess I could be responsible and go to bed a little earlier that night but I'm still fairly young so the odds of me doing that are zero to zilch

I was kind of hoping the kid would slip up and kick the dude in the nuts

I think we had a miscommunication somewhere because I just hit 160

Happy Birthday!

Tell me of this Golden Age

No. Don't feel bad though, if I could hear you I'd just put ear buds in and ignore you like all the kids do these days

I had mini rage earlier because Xbox was trying to tell me I didn't have Netflix installed on my Xbox when I was literally watching Netflix seconds before Turns out while cleaning I had accidentally unplugged my external hard drive to plug the vacuum in

When I worked at BH our Shipping would close mid way through 2nd shift so any truckers that got there after that would have to just stay the night in their rig One dude would always bust out a grill and offer of us burgers on our lunch break at 3 am, that dude was the real MVP

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I laughed Then I realized it was a terrible joke and me laughing at it is probably like one of those age checks on a video If I start eating prunes and enjoying them soon.... please take me out and Old Yeller me

So you're only going after WNBA players now? I never envisioned myself typing this sentence but, you can keep the extra 5 inches dude. I do not envy you at all It's already impossible to sit comfortably on Planes and most back seats for me. I think if I was 6' 5 I'd just strap myself onto the roof of the vehicle like a surf board

You can't go wrong with pancakes so big you have to use a snow shovel to flip them

I started Leon's B campaign today and straight up rage quit outside the dark room pumped two shots into the knees of a couple zombies by the stair case and instead of them getting stunned they double teamed me and killed me

I think it was a dud

Legend says that on snowy days a really terrible ms paint ghost appears

That's the absolute worst. The Weather people tend to do that a lot around here too

It's pretty much gone now

I think it's pretty cozy

IT FUCKING SNOWED! brb, gonna go make snow angels and crunch around like a 9 year old for a few mins

How did you not drive your head through the nearest wall? I can shop for like 30 mins, after that I zone out and go on autopilot

I beat Claire's "B" campaign and got a C ranking I don't think the 62 saves helped me with that