molarbear

Hey you finished with that apple core?

Happy Birthday!

FUCKIN BEEF N CHEDDAR!!

I currently only have flashbangs. I progressed to the point where I'm ready to use the detonator to get the third emblem but stopped playing because Mr.X was stressing me the fuck out

It truly saddens me that I can only react to this comment once

Did I win the internet?

I went to Subway because I wanted a cookie the other day After paying $8 and some change for a foot long sub I left defeated and without a cookie because I was afraid they'd charge me $500 for one

GRANTED! You're now a quadriplegic who's mute and deaf

Silently protest during the National Anthem and you can't get a job, knock your girlfriend out and you only have to sit out for a season or two

I mean I'm down Cracky and I have been talking about going fishing for a couple years now, I just haven't found the motivation to drive the 5 hours... mainly because I-40 always seems to be under construction

Also you were both wrong

I think those are the lies 1.I called Emmitt Smith an asshole to his face 2. I'm related to the guy that played "Al" in Happy Days 3. I honestly cannot stand Musicals and kind of wish they'd just vanish one day

I started my "B" campaign with Claire. I got to Library and attempted to cheese it without using any ammo and got cornered by 3 zombies.. I killed them but have approximately 2 bullets left

I find myself signing in a lot of times and just leaving mins later It's the equivalent of waking up early and seeing the dog has shit on the carpet but you just kind of go back to bed because you don't feel like dealing with it at the moment

Apparently So now we're going to have the NFL, the strange minor league like NFL thing, and the XFL

FTFY

It's ok When I was younger I thought Women's vaginas were just a hole where the penis was on dudes

That sounds like one of those events you go to that are so boring you slowly slip into madness and finally take the free PCP the hobo outside is offering

So apparently Bob Stoops is coming out of retirement to coach for the Dallas XFL team 20 years of respecting the man but now he's coaching a Texas team so I must now learn to root against him

Did you buy a Xbox?

You should really invest in a Game Genie