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molarbear

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  1. Leon's 2nd campaign has been a complete dick thus far I'm not admitting defeat, I'm just deferring my fear/anger at the damn pesky zombos for the moment
  2. If their hair somehow had a baby it'd be too beautiful for human eyes. Any time someone dared to look at it it'd be like when the Nazi's opened up the Arc of the Covenant in Indiana Jones
  3. Nah your hair though, let me know when that's single
  4. 6 foot
  5. OBJ is going to the Browns and The Jets are getting Le'Veon Bell @1pooh4u Mayfield is going to have a another target at his disposal, and I'm not sure what a Star RB can do for the Jets because I don't keep up with them
  6. Happy Birthday!
  7. Probably I have no idea what the Cheeseburgers they use to serve us in school were made of and I ate those
  8. Hey man, I got an opening for a ghost to haunt my yard when it snows... just saiyan Jokes aside I love Broccoli I absolutely hate Mushrooms
  9. We get it, you like Butte
  10. Pretty damn good lately I founded a Church of Sandy in your absence and laundered all the money into Emu farms so in 12 years or so I should be a $317,000 aire
  11. I like the spicy "No Man's Land" brand jerky That shit is amazballs
  12. I've seen them before. I was a part of the 24 scarab online battle he made a video of for Halo Wars Note the Scarabs you see moving first are mine because I was told to go, and apparently those words were never uttered... even though 2 people yelled "Go"
  13. I think you'd like most my stations on Pandora Unfortunately Pandora isn't Spotify so I can't just share the list on here
  14. Congrats man!
  15. At least it sounds like they went pretty decent! I never know what to do during that part either and it always leads to awkward silence
  16. I think I meant how many pounds can one of us gain or lose before we unbalance the alchemy scales and we create some kind of monster? I dunno man I was on Luuds (not really it was just a Tylenol PM)
  17. How's your Doggo?
  18. The story of how I built a time machine and revolutionized the Console Wars "I then ate the blue prints on my deathbed because fuck you Molar! I knew you always wanted a pet dinosaur!" The title was a little too long winded to sell so I'm going to tell the same story but make a misleading title like "True Dick Enhancement and how DMA invented it!"
  19. What's limits one can exceed beyond said weight before one of us grows a third arm or something?
  20. So what you're saying is at some point someone was like "I am the one person that fucking hates sleep so let's take an hour away from people once a year?" I mean, I guess I could be responsible and go to bed a little earlier that night but I'm still fairly young so the odds of me doing that are zero to zilch
  21. I was kind of hoping the kid would slip up and kick the dude in the nuts
  22. I think we had a miscommunication somewhere because I just hit 160
  23. Happy Birthday!
  24. Tell me of this Golden Age
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