molarbear

There are many nasty things I've called Sleep when it's being a tease

5'7 isn't really that short My friend's wife barely breaks 5 foot. The only downside to that is when we're out drinking it's really easy to lose her in a crowd because she just kind of disappears, which is bad, because she's the responsible one

I wonder if they'll pick different games or go with the same ones they always go with when they release a "Sega Classic pack" Aside from Castlevania all the other games they listed are already on collection I bought on Xbox Uno

I've floated the idea around in my head of getting a new vehicle for a couple years now but I really enjoy not having a car payment

.....Try Therapy?

I haven't seen "1337" in a long time

I think Ice Cream would probably be better

ALL HAIL THE MAGICAL CONCH WOLOOOOOLLOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOO!

I had Ham... with a baked potato

My Dad's Parents use to own a Tavern up there and he talked about how they use to serve something like this I always thought he was kidding....

Reads this at night... in a house.... all alone Yeah gonna have to give that a big ole nope

No I didn't, thank you! I've been looking all over the internet for ways to fix it. I even tried to find a subreddit for plants, one wouldn't let me in and the other was for a different kind of plant growing >.>

I have a Bush that looks like that! This is a before picture, I pulled all the dead limbs off and it's growing new ones so I'm hoping it pulls through

I'm an Early Millennial bruh, I dunno

I've been reading "The Outsider" and it's been pretty amazing so far

I had to bust out the mower last weekend, it's freaking March Next up is storms and tornado season for a couple months followed by 3 months of +100 degree weather

I mean.... It wouldn't work without Cell Towers

Ya know we have a music folder, right?

Nah, not really One thing I started doing later in life I wish I had done way earlier is stop treating it like an unspoken of taboo and just ask your female friends or partners questions you have about that stuff You learn a lot

How many chickens have you consumed today?

I feel like this is my soul animal

My Mom was a brave woman in a house of Boys and she ran it

My Penis farted at Red Lobster, what do?

This is acceptable behavior, Ranch is life There were things I wish my Dad or Older Brother had warned me about then once I experienced them I was all "WTF MATE?" where was the warning?