molarbear

I was trying to knock the overshield down Plus there were owls up there

I don't remember I just know I spawned outside that hallway watching a reenactment of London in 1940

Weren't we going to start some business like a week ago? I see some cheap ad space we can exploit here we get our business temporarily tattooed on a fighter's ass and he "accidentally" pulls his shorts off in front of the camera

I shower, I then sit in the shower for about 10 mins Then I take a multi vitamin

Honestly, I'm just kind of a History buff and this shit fascinates the hell outta me

I'm posting this because I'm currently fighting against OTC sleep aid and watching a youtube video about the battle of Pelilue WW2 in color is (pardon my french) the Bee's knees

For once it wasn't me throwing grenades at everyone

I watched Kevin Hart's new stand up yesterday

it's 11:24... Did you use the Infinity Gauntlet the wrong way again?

Bar-S

I want approx over 9000 pizzas

I like to narrate their lives like I"m watching a Nature Documentary while listening to 80's metal bands "Here we see the Cross Fitters in their natural state, tossing weights on the ground while yelling, now they run a lap then do weird swings on the Pull Up Bar" Seriously though if it works for them, good for them. Just quit being so dramatic

Fuck Her, Dude. Not literally, but in the way you just bounced way

I literally came into this thread to say pretty much this

How you should feel Bonus points if you start listening to music 2 mins into a long winded story

I remember it well When they played the Thunder in the playoffs dude was able to draw so many fouls and I don't think he missed a single free throw

DAWWWWWWWWW Theyre getting so big! I had one of those moments today where I was standing in line at Walmart hating everything about my situation because I was in Walmart and I had the thought "If Dogs could use social media I wonder what Twitter would look like during a thunderstorm?" so there I am in Walmart, 3 deep in line at checkout (because for some reason this place doesn't have self checkout) laughing so hard to myself that I'm snorting and crying long story short, I was "That person" at Walmart today

Yes It's on my arm

this may blow your mind but... some people aren't allergic to it

and take a warm shower

Nope

Wendy's Popeyes Sonic Whataburger I honestly can't decide my inner fat kid is telling me that I couldn't live without all 4 in my life

I'm on a kick where I have to have an alligator bite one of my fingers off right as a women finishes peeling an orange

I write them down now.... I'm pretty sure it's one of the first signs of aging