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molarbear

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  1. Yes It's on my arm
  2. this may blow your mind but... some people aren't allergic to it
  3. and take a warm shower
  4. Nope
  5. Wendy's Popeyes Sonic Whataburger I honestly can't decide my inner fat kid is telling me that I couldn't live without all 4 in my life
  6. I'm on a kick where I have to have an alligator bite one of my fingers off right as a women finishes peeling an orange
  7. I write them down now.... I'm pretty sure it's one of the first signs of aging
  8. I got to some mission where I had to keep a vehicle from hitting buildings by drifting a car into them and knocking them over It was around that time I realized I would never complete the game without losing my sanity
  9. *insert current photo of your fur pups here
  10. Back when my Pup was alive I use to slide my feet under her belly It was like an economic version of slippers
  11. It use to be Whiskey, then I got super fat so I switched to Vodka and Tonic with lemon or lime
  12. Not indoors. I'm just saying when you're outside and pick a tree. Try aiming for the tree to the left or right, try making a smiley face on the bark, or, if you're more artistic than me, go for Starry Night or something
  13. I know I'm not perfect but one thing therapy has thought me is that I'm not Crazy
  14. You've never tried a trick shot while peeing?
  15. ^ No more words are necessary
  16. @empty looks like one of the Viking dudes from 13th warrior
  17. molarbear

    Prank Wars

    I want it to go on the record that I only fish with Ugly sticks
  18. molarbear

    Prank Wars

    About that.... Now I'm too tired
  19. molarbear

    Prank Wars

    ??????????? No Got Dan Sharks with lasers on their heads?
  20. How many times have you logged in and it took all your willpower not to pull the plug on this place?
  21. To Quote the famous fictional archeologist Indiana Jones "I don't know"
  22. No We tend to wander like grazing cattle and get lost instead of staying put
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