molarbear

Ya know we have a music folder, right?

Nah, not really One thing I started doing later in life I wish I had done way earlier is stop treating it like an unspoken of taboo and just ask your female friends or partners questions you have about that stuff You learn a lot

How many chickens have you consumed today?

I feel like this is my soul animal

My Mom was a brave woman in a house of Boys and she ran it

My Penis farted at Red Lobster, what do?

This is acceptable behavior, Ranch is life There were things I wish my Dad or Older Brother had warned me about then once I experienced them I was all "WTF MATE?" where was the warning?

This is what we get for not eradicating Crocs fast enough They've evolved and grown natural defenses

Those true crime murder shows *spoiler the person is going to end up murdered in some brutal way

Happy Birthday Dude!

Just tell yourself "I'm not asleep, yet" field studies have proven this method

Someone can't sleep

There's a badass pizza place in Salem that has some mac n cheese pizza

How does one make Almond Milk?

Ya work with what ya got man There are Porn Stars and then there are us common serfs Work it into your routine. Be like "Ya ever seen a Porno?" "I'm in the Field Mouse category on PornHub!" There's a chance you've seen me if you've ever clicked that! I can't put together a joke right now, but, you may steal this and roll with it.

Ankle Socks, and whatever are cheapest because it seems I'm either losing one of their twins or somehow wearing holes in them constantly

Shower poof ball is the way of the future

you should eat some pizza

I use Pandora the most. Especially on commutes, it relaxes me just enough to not yell at someone for being a shitty driver

Grizzly And no, I am not proud of myself

It's kind of bitter sweet. I mean he hasn't done so hot the last couple years but it still sucks to seem him go. At least he got to go out with the team he started his career in the MLB with and in his home Country.

Pssh.... no I use alta vista for that shit

I've clearly gone about my life entirely wrong up until this point