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  1. gotta be level 99 to get your dick sucked behind a dumpster by dude with an incredibly strong jaw
  2. I hate the way hospitals/clinics smell. It always gives me crazy anxiety. I usually have to sit in the exam room for 20 mins in the dark before the nurses take my vitals
  3. You dont have enough experience to access that content yet.
  4. Well that 2 things in this house that WONT WORK
  5. what ..... does a jail smell like? Unwashed ass and sadness?
  6. He probably needed it then. One of the patients at the dialysis place I interned in just walked up into the offices and stole whole lunches out of the refrigerator. I didn't say a word because ... fuck it I was just an intern and I kept my lunch in my backpack.
  7. I hate small talk. I dont understand what it accomplishes .... Im soooo tired of hearing "I haven't seen you since last year" at work. FUUUUCK shut up and tell me what you want! How long can we keep talking about the weather or the government shutdown?!
  8. .... or become a super villain and bring humanity to its knees.
  9. I had a pair of those before I got a car with bluetooth in it. I only ever used them in the car or at the gym. They used to make me think about Ghost in the Shell .... sooner or later I'll have those robo-neck sockets.
  10. Never. I try to avoid conversation with old men as much as possible. I would sooner pretend to be deaf.
  11. I still see them on old black dudes that refer to themselves as "cats"
  12. I dunno. Ill usually go just about anywhere if Im around people I like. I mean I wont get up and sing karaoke but ill be on the side talking shit and cheering you on
  13. They met on a site for people to connect with verified millionaires
  14. We dont have any. I wouldnt worry about your Spanish proficiency because atleast you're trying and not just busting up in there yelling in english
  15. Cool that they still have anime stores in malls
  16. Whaaaaat the hell is this?
  17. Thank gawd .... I was NOT ready to see a weird asian kid explode into a huge pile of assorted organs and limbs
  18. .... its just a group full of dudes? What is it like a group chat for times and places for local circle jerks?
  19. Thats a pretty accurate representation of my final days in 2018 but im pretty much okay now. Just still a little dehydrated. Back to work tomorrow.
  20. There is alot of fucking going on at nursing homes
  21. .... target and .... wholefoods?
  22. Play it safe and masturbate my way to enlightenment
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