Vamped

If the men find out we're shape shifters, they'll call the church That looks like it takes too much time to do ... but this is coming from a person who wakes up 15 mins before I'm supposed to leave for work. I sometimes manage to get moisturizer on my face .... and by moisturizer I mean hand lotion

Im absolutely sure its recorded on the security camera

Teleportation powers were too fast, your hat couldn't keep up

Why is there so much stress and anxiety in my recreation?!

wait .... it changes on the 2nd playthrough?

I'm saving his campaign for last. I have to squeeze in play time when my miniature isn't around and I only allow myself to play it when I have all my homework done. I feel a little bad because last weekend I let the miniature watch Baby Shark-esque videos for the whole hour and half I played. As long as I heard his feet jumping in the next room I knew he was occupied >.> my strategy for this weekend is to take him to IKEA and wear him out and play while he naps with my headset on (he's 3 and loves IKEA)

You're still ahead of me. I haven't played Leon's campaign and I think I maybe a little ways past where that fat bastard takes Sherry from you

I re-did that boss fight over because I used all my grenade launcher ammo when I could've just used pistol ammo I have like 5 save slots

there was no ice anywhere else but the little strip I slipped on

I feel old. I slipped probably like 2 hours ago but i'm just now kinda feeling achey but atleast I didn't rip my pants!

I've had chili for the past 4 days I'm gonna make stir fry tonight

Senior manager: Its going to be a great day, no accidents, no injuries, we're going to win at every thing Me: senior manager:

My Thursday is going swimmingly so far. I slipped and fell all the way down in front of the main entrance of my place of work. I didn't see the ice until my feet were in the air Dammit the shame!

Oh god ... my anxiety

I got stuck on a boss fight in 2 and gave up so I wouldn't feel right playing 3. I thought about it but I dont even know what's going on anymore

Personally im waiting for the discount candy post Valentine's day. And spending the weekend with my true love Leon S. Kennedy

I used to collect gundam model kits but I never put them together ... and zoids

But why? Id rather text memes to Ryan Reynolds

Does hate fucking make you hate the person less?

>.> is the coming out cake shaped like a dick?

I said exactly what my friend wanted to find out.