Vamped

>.> I guess saying he wants to be fucked by a dude is too hard to say

I put on pajamas as soon as I get home

Even with the context clues I cant figure out what " breed you" is supposed to mean .... fuck? Why not just say fuck?

Well ... I can atleast say you're having way more sex than me. I literally just put on my pajamas and fapped to a fictional character.

I just cleaned my grandma's house, made them dinner, helped bathe her, then came home and tidied up my house ... still need to figure out what we're eating for dinner. I also read a chapter of my boring textbook. My legs and back are stiff so ... probably gonna order a pizza and watch hulu then limp back out to pick up meds and take my mom and overnight bag.

Do you have work super early or something? Why 3am?

Thats my kinda moutain view. Maybe some snow and no reason to go out and Id be in heaven

Shit .... I just noticed it hasnt been on TV all day like it used to be. It was on like every weekend and I still ended up watching it .. . Or atlesst a piece of it.

I dunno if I wanna see some lady get stalked Plus I still havent watched Bird Box or finished Bandersnatch

All these problems .... I think you're turning into a little old lady

That's cool as shit! I wish I was brave enough to backpack across a foreign country solo. I don't even like eating in public solo .... unless I'm studying or something.

should we sacrifice some male virgins?

Thats their own fault for not having that guy outside to tackle him as he went out the door. Rookie mistake

I like the ones that are super extra at funerals like my grandma. She wears this crazy fur hat and wails like a dying walrus . Lord Jesus! Lord Jesus your wiiiiiiiillllll >.> she fucking does it at every funeral

Happy Birthday!

Could we NOT .... isnt Zeni enough?

The old people are talking about it at work ... but I haven't seen anything on the news so Im wondering where they are getting their information. They must feel it in their bones.

I have benadryl and tylenol in my purse Also ... a chai tea packet and some Chick-fil-A honey. Go crazy

Certain amputations make me irrationally uncomfortable .... really almost everything that makes me uncomfortable is irrational ... slugs, men eating hot pockets, E.T., Nicholas Cage

Jesus .... why is this even a thing?

you didn't even need a weapon for that guy I like how he limped awkwardly back to his car .... like how did he even see this going down in his mind?

>.> BABY GATES FOR THE FUR BABIES!!

Probably waiting to have all of them on Friday at 5pm

I mop the kitchen with bleach so ... nah Also the bathroom

Watership Down I dunno how but I got really invested in these fucking rabbits