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Granted, now you have a new cold I want super human strength

Granted you can now use your imagination to become anything you desire I want the power to read minds

Granted you can now move at super snail speed. I want xray vision

Granted but you can only do so in the Teletubbie world. I want the power heal sick children.

I was most pleased with the ending .... being the terrible person I am .... but that was especially stupid

Ill just continue to not wear make up because Id rather sleep in

curious to see where this thread goes

.... I mean I dont like Nicholas Cage either so ... I like the one movie where he's an angel .... and the chick dies and he's just standing there in all his sadness eating pears. I only like it because I can laugh at his despair.

I dunno .... I always assumed Amish food would be good and probably better for you I doubt that Breaking Amish Show that came on TV was real but that old lady on there looked like she could throw down in the kitchen. Making homemade perserves and jams and shit .... real deal domestic stuff.

Get back in the game!

Rewarding social work career that pays well and puts this soon to be attained master's degree to work Nice home with the truck I want Happy kid Welsh Corgi free healthcare and mental healthcare for all frequent vacations I deserve all these things!

free cake samples, free reception dinner samples, free mini bottles of wine .... whats not to like? Collect all the coupons and get free mani-pedis and give aways

Hope she's okay. If its just a stomach bug theres not much they'll do but push some liquids through her if she's dehydrated and give her something for her fever. I dont know about her pediatrician's office but ours has a doctor/ nurse practitioner on call after hours and weekends so I always give them a call to ask if I should bring the miniature in when Im a little worried.

Happy Birthday!

I really enjoyed the narrative of Bioshock. When I got to the end .... I was like .... How dare you! I feel so betrayed

Gawd ... I can't stand the way he texts. "Definitely wasn't no girl" is making me cringe. This is who I picture you texting

I can see both sides. Why not just ask him if its just his mom who wants to be there or if he wants all his family there and then make a decision. If its just his mom, you can just take her along to wherever you want to have the actual ceremony. You'll still get your fancy dress, she can cry, everything will be cool. Or just book a reception hall since you're having a reception anyway, get married at the courthouse, and then just exchange vows at the beginning of the reception so everyone can see.

Literally every time I go in Target

First of all women dont poop or fart ... so I dunno where you are getting this information