Vamped

nah. I dont do butt stuff

As much as I like newborns .... I think my womb has retired. Things would have to look way different for me to pop out another one. The most I could probably do when I get my life set up the way I want would be adopt a baby or foster a kid.

The only time it prompted me to play with the aim assist was playing as Sherry ... with no fun I was so annoyed I just looked at where to go on youtube. I kept thinking .... why does the Chief sounds like Tom Hanks ... thats definitely not Tom Hanks

I loaded it up ... but then decided to play something light instead

Fuck. All. That. I scare too easily and I dont have anybody in my bedroom that can sleep closest to the door so when the monsters come they'll eat them first, giving me time to escape. Im literally thinking about playing it now but also thinking it would probably be a bad idea.

Noooo the last time I saw this it was about a black family ..... im really upset that he's just sitting there naked .... theres a towel over his junk but you wouldnt be able to see it any. There needs to be a towel under him.... gawd I just imagine his bed smells like ass

Ive seen some parts of some episodes but it was really really early on in the series

Me too .... I'm taking a mental break from Resident Evil and I dont feel like doing homework So ... Im listening to My 600 lb life

What were you playing?

Doubt. Porn was here before religion

Are you playing with a headset on?!

Im just really sad that Tyrant is just casually patrolling the halls now T.T I already had enough to worry about

Nicholas Cage Buffets

One of my friends is playing it on hardcore. She said theres almost no ammo

Death by snu snu .... with 23 old ladies In 1 hot tub Also 1 confused old man .......possibly with Alzheimer's Consecutively

Hand over all the sex

Just when I thought i had a handle on this game ... Tyrant pops up. Stuck in this narrow corridor with him and a Licker I know goddamn well was not there when I left. Manage to kill the licker with an acid round limp up to the 3rd floor only to get killed by another fucking Licker ... im done for today >.> like any time now I could lower the difficulty but Im stubborn

She's right. I own facial moisturizer and a modest collection of make up ... I just never feel like / have time to use any of it. I do however have hand lotion everywhere. Purse. Work. Car.

Blog post .... somehow make this about myself ... try to make connections .... fail

I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars, on a collision course. I am a satelitte, I'm out of control! I'm a sex machine ready to reload like an atom bomb about to oh oh oh oh oh explode!!

First of all ... I keep a tiny thing of poopurri in my purse to lessen the impact of my poops in public bathrooms so ... take from that what you will >.> Do I always have my purse when I poop in public? sometimes