Vamped

Better option: Take me to a drag show.

If you say "know what I mean" after ever sentence ... I hate you.

Was it the fucking Andy Griffith show because ..... OH MY GOD .... I'm so tired of my mom watching it.

Ahh hell Oh shit Oh ... Okay ... thats what we're doing today Brah .... WHAT?

What would you have them do?

Well I mean at 500lbs everything looks the same .... is it a boob .... a lump of fat .... a chubby labia .... the back of an elbow? who knows

Didn't Cersei try to go for Jaime's dick infront of their dead kid's casket?!

hmm .... naaaaah .... they're pretty small old ladies .... But I have like 2 dudes that'll probably fail their drug tests at my desk right now. I could probably persuade them to put on spandex >.> wait ..... why was she in spandex? no ... why did she beat you? ..... ........... ........ >.> was she wearing dainty heels with the spandex?

... you mean did someone summon the devil? ... because I think thats probably how you summon the devil

No fair

I hope you have a fetish for getting beat up by old black ladies in dainty heels because that's what you're asking for

QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY!

Its literally only videos you jerks post on here

Shh keep it down. I'm trying to work over here!

Okay well .... they're the same. The Count has a wife and Elmo has parents

then why did you agree to accept my opinions on Sesame Street?!

They need to get rid of that Fairy Flying School. That shit is annoying as fuck. I like Abby ... but as a puppet, not animated. Also I really like the segment when Murray and his lamb go to school.

I fucking loved Lamp Chop! The episode when she had to get glasses .... I felt that in my soul Lambchop has been delegated to dog toys now though I see them all the time in Walmart and Petco, and I'm just like .... damn .... you deserve better

Ehh ... I don't remember Barney teaching anything. I just remember there was Barney, a girl dinosaur .... and like .... a yellow one? I dont think it had any input into my interests in dinosaurs because dinosaurs are obviously just cool in general. I haven't seen Barney as an adult ... now if you wanna talk about my adult opinions on Sesame street thats a different story

Thats cool. The president of my university put down 250 dollars in one of the campus coffee shops during exam weeks for students to take advantage of. I didn't have the opportunity to take part in it but it was a nice gesture. I guess I haven't built up enough good karma to get a free breakfast. I was so fucking frustrated trying to buy toothpaste and hand lotion yesterday when this homeless man stopped me and this couple outside of target and tried to tell us his tale of homelessness, I was just like "... sorry" and then I almost ran him over with my shopping cart so .... wasn't my best day.

As deep as a blue whale's vagina but as fickle as a panda's penis

I dunno why I was paying for crunchyroll really. The rate at which I watch stuff is crazy slow

>.> oooh More than likely they'll end up in FedEx possession, they'll just be late. People do that all the time across USPS, UPS, and the different FedEx brands. They usually all end up sorted out ... eventually ... or they get returned to the shipper

Hmmm ... Id say its best suited for a small to moderately sized tentacle monster .... but no larger. This is prime real estate we're talking about here.

I forgot I had Amazon prime video ... Ive only ever watched Downton Abbey on it