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  1. Whhhhhhyyy would you embarrass yourself like that? Where are yo' damn shoes?! I hate feet .... and the carpet is probably nasty. If you wanna eat with your feet out, eat at home
  2. Vamped

    Mah bleeding

    free bleed in the ones without bears I did some research for an anthropology class and thats what women in South America did. They literally sat in dark caves and free bled into holes without food because women were "unclean" while they menstruated
  3. >.> .... put your pants back on then
  4. You can have some of my feels .... every time I see a St. Jude commercial, I cry .... or the St. Jude kids in Walmart on their crutches .... or the St. Jude symbol on the patient vans Really anything to do with St. Jude. At one point I really wanted to work there. I'd probably get dismissed from an interview for crying on my resume
  5. Vamped

    Mah bleeding

    Probably would've been free bleeding into a hole in a cave more likely
  6. You're afraid of a bunch of nerds on the internet
  7. People on the internet aren't real
  8. That was me last year, but this new promotion has made me .... less essential to the operation than I used to be.
  9. You're the one with the hot ass
  10. >.> I accidentally got some over time last week so I'm waiting to see if my manager notices .... or cares .... I mean I was actually working
  11. .... take .... off your pants?
  12. I dunno if I can do it .... when people get too close to me I hold my breath I'll probably pass out
  13. Send me in .... Its gonna be like a good 38 minutes before I come out though because I have to look at everything in the sex shop atleast once
  14. I'm working ... but .... I'm over it already Too busy trying to think of what I need to buy for breakfast tomorrow and if I gotta go visit peeps tonight when I get off >.> Bet your ass I'm going in my work clothes >.> well no I'll probably change but I'm not putting on a real bra
  15. >.> probably. Resources are limited and we haven't mastered space travel yet
  16. Thats the wonderful thing about living alone. Im still trying to slip into the Xmas spirit but its so stressful at work, im just ready for it to be over. I keep trying to go to these Xmas events around town but I keep coming up with excuses.
  17. Im sure counselors in general dont really have their shit together My professor said that counseling is 2 people on a mountain, the counselor isnt necessarily higher on the mountain or more experienced, they're just able to see your struggles from a different perspective and help guide you around obstacles
  18. Pizza and beer. Im wiped out. My shoulders, knees, hips and wrists are hurting and I have this weird cramp in my left buttcheek.
  19. You're just weak
  20. Never stopped me from eating them
  21. .... just snails and slugs
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