Vamped

My mom has one but she refuses to take it out of the box. Im just like you're wasting 70 dollars right now in there making soup in a pot on the stove

I would love to own a three bedroom house right now @.@ I saw the cutest little neighborhood but I dont think Im ready for a mortgage just yet

I almost wish you could dismember them before they're a problem .... like in Dead Space .... the trauma of seeing dead bodies and knowing .... if I dont take this space saw and cut their legs off now ... they could be a problem later

Ive killed 4 lickers so far. Im saving the grenade launcher especially for them. I even beat a boss then reloaded the game to beat the boss again without using my grenade launcher specifically so I can have the ammo for lickers. I fucking hate Lickers >.> but they were eating dogs so I fully aniticipate those hoes (the dogs) will be up and about when I come back through

We're only due for a light dusting tonight

It was me ... but looks like it was misdelivered

I wasnt allowed to play Resident Evil when it first came out so the first one I played was 4. Im a little upset that these zombies have me running away like a bitch

I cannot believe how many times these assholes are getting back up. I just need a curb stomp ability. I NEED IT!! Somehow im out of bullets and just found a Licker in the hallway >.> I ran past it and it got closed in the door ... but Im afraid it might still be out there

Oh? Thats nice. Ill just continue to play through Resident Evil 2 at a wounded snail's pace .... on my Xbox

Im in if I can wear the men's outfits

Im waaay to awkward to that for myself but I have no problem doing it for someone else. Ive literally went up to a dude at bar and asked if he was single and if he was planning on giving out some dick tonight but I did it for one of my friends. I would probably die if I had to do it for myself >.> Unfortunately .... he was pretty gay ... dunno if he was gay before or after seeing my friend ... but I didnt expect it to happen in the first place anyway

>.> I spent it cleaning. Ill probably some homework and hopefully get around to Resident Evil 2

Or a stroke >.>

I didnt even play it because the miniature version of myself was just all over the place. Hoping off couches, climbing into clothes baskets, raping on windows ... just doing everything at 9pm and I was just like .... WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ARE YOU EVEN AWAKE?!

I forgot to download before I left for work. Its so stupid that it wants to download these outfits that came as dlc first

It also depends on your local police department's policy on domestic violence. Here, if there has been previous reports of domestic violence or intimate partner violence and the police are called, somebody has to leave. Doesn't matter which party, but the police cannot allow both parties to stay in the residence if they are called and there is a history. I think the biggest hurdle with same sex couples, especially men, is actually reporting it. Same goes for men being abused in general though.

Normally I don't discount anybody's kinks unless they're illegal .... but I'mma need you to label your ass toys when you start dipping in the condiments. Also dont store them back in the fridge

Resident Evil 2 Friday

>.> Jurassic Park

I'm playing the waiting game for Resident Evil 2

well .... did you play the game?

My wardrobe is 60% pajamas. I'm never out of pajamas. I put on pajamas, get in the shower and put on more pajamas.

So ... you need somebody to come over and lay some pipe?