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Pirate it until these companies learn they've flown too close to the sun and stretched the individual streaming services idea past its limit. I guess maybe Amazon, if you already buy things often enough to justify the cost of Prime and just consider their anime as a bonus?

Regardless of everything else, I am absolutely calling bullshit on the claim that whoever picked the art didn't realize it was a fetish thing. Quit lying, you people fucking know what an inflation fetish is.

Remember kids, don't do drugs. Hero- Last time, Twice was fine and nothing bad happened to him. God I am gonna get Hawks killed at some point. FATAXI AHOY. Fight for my love, boys. I hope everybody likes fried chicken. Aww look at Tiny Hawks's Endeavor plushie. SPEAK UP, WE CAN'T HEAR YOU. Well at least Dabi's having a good day here. Oh hey, Stain. Meanwhile, Garbage Dilf. Aizawa continues to be the MVP every time he shows up. Meanwhile, BUNNY. Owwww her leg. OWWWW HER LEG. Oh no please don't kill Aizawa. Ass. Mirko's having a rough time. Owwwww cauterization. I feel like Crust and Kirishima would get along well. LOUD NOISES. Thank god, Shigaraki is going to die and everything will be fine now right? DJ PUUUUNCH. Dude you should probably laser his head off right now just to be safe. Dang Mic must have hella arm strength to carry that guy around like a sack of potatoes. Doctor/All for One isn't the OTP I expected but it's the one we've got. Oh shit. Meanwhile, hands. OH SHIT. Laser dude you kill him right the fuck now. Abyss- Aw fuck I forgot it's flashback time. Surprise, there's the curse! This guy is way too chill about everything. I got a real bad feeling about this tiny wide-eyed child. Please hug that child. Bunny! I'm glad she gets a brief second of happiness before whatever horrifying trauma is about to hit her. Oh that water's definitely gonna be poison. Whelp the small child is dying now. Oh we are already off to a depressing start. This is going way too well. Ewwww. And then everyone shit themselves to death. Oh fuck here we go. THE WATER'S FUCKED UP I HATE BEING RIGHT. Ah hell don't trust that thing. Oh that thing's gonna be HELLA fucking cursed. Please just wish for clean water and call it a day. I do not trust this guy. I'd like to get off this ride now please. Oh christ here we go. What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck WHAT THE FUCK. Where did you get that meat WHERE DID YOU GET THAT MEAT? I feel gross having just watched that episode. Yashahime- Just a guy wandering around the sewer, noting to see here. Why did these weakass demons survive while super powerful ones are nowhere to be found in modern times? I'd laugh so hard if they fucked up and went to the wrong time. I love that cat. Now, shenanigans. Didn't Towa spend a grand total of like, one day at that school? Kagome's grandpa's been at it again and that makes me so happy. I hate you, spineless pussy Crispin. Sure, no better musical pairing than a pop boy band and a classical violin soloist. Oh this is gonna be annoying. OH FUCK OFF YOU WERE DEAD. Why the fuck would Zero's will help you? This lady's dumb as fuck. I hate you, Towa. Nobody else can see the comet, you idiots. I don't think knowing specifically that I was immolated by a giant demon comet would help me any, Towa. One Piece- The long recap is genuinely helpful when we've been gone for half a month. Doflamingo is fun. BEAT HIS ASS, NAMI. Remember kids, drugs are bad. This scene is scientifically accurate and thus Senku-approved. Well folks the important thing is you tried. Caesar, still the fucking worst. I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't at least consider killing somebody for a really good candy bar. I kinda goddamn love Brownbeard. Yes children, all aboard the flying drug blimp! RIP Brownbeard, for like the fourth time in this arc. Meanwhile, Smiley is a good boy. He's looking for his son Nemomonosuke, and no I will not stop making that joke. Stealth Chopper. Oh hey, people. Hi Kid!

This news ruined my Christmas.

I would guess that among Toonami viewers there are fewer "Toonami only and no other anime" fans and a lot more "Toonami and then pirating from CR and Netflix, because fuck those guys" fans. If that's the case, the commercials are probably more to try and entice the holdouts to try CR and hopefully become paying subscribers instead of just alerting us that hey guys, did you know Crunchyroll is a thing that exists?

Does that mean Team Rocket is getting fired?

Well that was a traumatic first hour. Hero- The doctor zooming down the hallway in his stupid chair is unreasonably funny to me. I'm proud of you, electric dumbass. Man I wish I could turn my stress into instant power. And then Edgeshot killed some dudes. Hellooooo Midnight. Oh hey, mud boy. I love mushroom girl she's so cute. Oh no Twice is sad, we gotta call this off. Ominous shadowy Hawks is doing things for me. Someone please give Twice a hug. This hurts me. Fatgum is best dad. Oh shit look at anxiety boy go, I'm so proud of him. Sorry guy, your legs are too weak for the angry shadow bird. This is going way too well. FAT TAXI. We don't deserve Twice. Aw fuck here comes my terrible garbage boyfriend. Fight for my love, boys! It's not my fault Hawks looks really good burned to shit. Who ordered the roasted chicken? FUCK. Shit, garbage boyfriend knows things. Twice is a good boy but he has the worst friends. Aaaand I'm crying. I understand why Hawks had to do it but fuck this hurts. Twice was a good boy. Abyss- MIIIIITTY. Thank you, junkyard dino. Aw hell what now. What the FUCK is that. I hope that fat pink blob comes with us after this. Awww, he carved her into a real whistle. Okay we gotta kinkshame that thing now. I'd like to get off this ride now, please. I enjoy that half of them arbitrarily and inexplicably speak human language. Oh hey, she cut her hair. Junkyard dino evolved into slightly less junkyard mantis. When in doubt, set the thing on fire. Good job, you won and everyone loves you. Aw shit it's still alive. NOOO BLOBBY I LOVED THAT THING. Oh hey, Prushka! Oh sweet, it calls Reg. Reg also gets a new look. Who the fuck is this guy and why do I already hate him. Okay now we gotta find that other girl and steal her hair. I like this random restaurant lady. Wait is Fapta not the little girl from the flashback? Ohhhh I don't like where any of this is going. Yashahime- I know I'm not lucky enough for both twins to die on this errand but I can hope. I feel like bringing Moroha along is only gonna piss this lady off. Oh great, a sidequest to the underworld. That teacher guy just becoming a whole dude in the future is never not gonna come off as stupid. Sure go ahead and steal Towa's body, see if I give a shit. I may be lucky enough to watch Riku and this stupid child die, which is something at least. I'm rooting for grandma's fuckbuddy here. Moroha doesn't think and that's why she has zero competition for best girl. Moroha being proud of the bow because Kagome made it is straight up adorable. Quick, use Towa as a meat shield! That dead third-grader is doing surprisingly well for herself. Well at least one character I hate is dead now so I can count that as a win. Are we done with the random extra side quest now? Wow what a surprise, the ominous shit is cursed. Towa you're a fucking idiot and I hope you die. I've already been living in a degenerate age for years now. They've literally already gone to this exact time period before, why are you bitching about it now? One Piece- Law is having a rough day. Oh no, these marines are garbage. Ohh, they're the giant kids' parents. Smoker is going to beat the shit out of all of you when he gets home. You stay the hell away from Tashigi, weirdo. I hope this arc ends with the kids getting to go home. This is why you don't let kids get hooked on meth. Aw fuck it's the drugs clown. I know Smiley is a toxic, unnatural abomination unto the world but I still want to pet it. Remember, protect Nami's boobs at all costs! Brook is a delight. Oh hey, everyone's alive. It's cute that Robin lets Franky sleep on her lap. Smoker's squad is dumb as shit but I appreciate that they care about each other. This bird bitch is a terrible person but she sure is hot. I can't stop staring at Smoshigi's tits. You know a lot of interesting and suspicious things, Law. No I'm too dumb to figure out what you'll do, spell it out for me. Luffy is so confused. Oh hey, flamingo.

Asking this again, even more confused.

You'd think at some point, western studios would look at the track record of live-action anime adaptations being both critical and financial poison and just cut their losses. Like, I'm pretty sure you can count on one hand the number of these things that have actually made a profit and/or got genuinely positive reception. If nobody's able to make money off of this idea, and the intended audience tends to be lukewarm to downright hostile about the idea, maybe it's just not a viable idea and you should let it go?

This week on MHA: Hero- RIP Johnny. I'm glad Mirko's having fun here. Aizawa is really the MVP any time he shows up. Aizawa is best dad. Bakugo is the worst I love my angry gremlin son. I feel like Kirishima and Crust would get along. This doctor is suffering, good. RIP Mocha. Aw hell the nomus are awake. Well now you're just pissing that rabbit off. Thanks for the nomu lesson, asshole. There's someone out there who definitely wants to fuck that lady nomu. Okay the dead monu angels got me. How is this man still so fucking crusty and gross after soaking in a vat for three months. Don't fuck with Mirko. Ow shit her arm. Ma'am I am begging you to crush my skull between your thighs next, please. Really, that arm was just holding her back. I hope someone uses Mineta as a human shield. I have no memory of that large furry hero. Do your best, electric dumbass. Tokoyami is a good boy. Fuck you, Skeptic. Holy shit, Cementoss can do that? Uhh hey Dabi where you going? Awww, he likes Jiro. Fuck you, taser guy. FUCK YEAH, MY BOY. He gets to look super cool for once. Abyss- MIIIIIITTY. Good luck Reg, don't get murdered. I don't entirely trust this robot dude but it's nice of him to give Reg a ride. So have all you fuckers just been able to speak English this whole time? Wait the mutan frogs with the hair shoved up their asses were a good thing? I love that fat pink blob thing. Yeah Riku, just hop on into another murder hole. Maybe this lady will tell us what the fuck happened in the past. She seems pretty nice, this won't go well for her. I am very nervous to learn the story of this village. Ohhh this sounds ominous as fuck. Oh no why is blobby throwing up? Get this lady some pants. Update: her hat is a shirt. Mitty. Nanachi no! Ohhhh, that's fucked up. FUCKING BONDREWD. Aww look at Mitty and Meinya together. I'd like to get off this ride now, please. Yashahime- Y'know what old man, maybe that giant comet heading right for you might not be such a great thing. So is his disembodied hand clone a good guy, maybe? I still don't give a shit about Sesshomaru or his kids, show. You really expect me to believe Towa hasn't been braindead all along? Gee it sure is nice that this cliffhanger got resolved within five minutes with literally zero difficulty or action on the girls' part. Aw fuck it's Kikyo. Give me more of Moroha and her parents, I'm begging you. WHY ARE THESE THREE NOT THE MAIN CHARACTERS? This is genuinely heartwarming, give me two seasons of this. Go away, Kikyo. Rin you were in a coma, your deadbeat groomer husband flat-out abandoned him. I guess their gonna go see their hot grandma now. Use Shippo and Takechiyo as meat shields. THIS, SHOW, THIS IS WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABOUT FROM DAY ONE. Awwww, I love Inuyasha being protective over Moroha. Show I literally could not give less of a fuck if Kirinmaru's ghost kid dies. Go fuck your hot wife, Miroku. Just let this rich bitch die. I would also not thank him for making me live longer in this show. Kaede! Did they never bother to give Sesshomaru's mom a name? One Piece- Oh right, everybody died last time. That man has a steak on his face. Well shit, this guy's got Law's heart. Caesar, still the fucking worst. I like how few fucks Zoro gives about this. Sanji will be fine, Nami's enormous tits count as flotation devices. I love Brook so much. These two should hang out more. The torso is definitely stuck in the middle of that poisonous cloud. Oh hey, you found the torso. I didn't realize Kinemon was that tall. I'm sure this Wano place will never be important to the story. Aww, samurai is a good dude. Uh hey y'all, we're about to get killed by smooze. One of my favorite things in this entire series is Chopper's adorable little walking sound effect. Meanwhile, half of them are still dead. I love these idiots. Oh sweet, slicing with a side of arson. I'm looking for my son, Nemomonosuke.

What button do I press to make Endeavor dance

How much money will I spend on Endeavor merch before this season's over? I have a serious problem, please stop me. Hero- Shigaraki with a normal, non-raggedy voice triggers my fight or flight response. Man I hope I don't get Hawks killed. This OP is surprisingly upbeat considering what's going on. Twice is a good boy. Wait don't kill all the heroes, some of them are my boyfriends! Oh it's gonna break Twice's heart when Hawks inevitably stabs him in the back. Meanwhile, Dr. Eggman here can fuck off. WILD WILD PUSSYCATS! I swear I'm trying my best to get Garbage Dilf killed but my curse just keeps bouncing off his fat tits. I love that one of the country's top heroes is a washing machine with googly eyes. I'm sure this is gonna go just greeeeat. Fatgum patting Tamaki's head is adorable. Good luck, electric dumbass. Hawks and I can fall in love over our mutual thirst for Endeavor. God, please lecture me about my crimes and moral failures next, Garbage Dilf. Hi Endeavor's other kids! Surprise, he's old as balls. Mic is having a rough time. I like these random patients who are thrilled to be carried away by muscular men. Ooooh Aizawa's pissed. This is going too well. Aw crap. Fuckhands has been soaking in a vat of mysterious liquid for three months and he's still crusty as fuck. RIP Johnny. WHAT'S UP, DOC. Abyss- What supremely fucked up thing will we see this week? She's adorable and nothing goes well for adorable things in this show. Oh shit, he knows her. Whelp, Reg's kidnapped. Nice smelling fluffy one. Leave that poor flat bastard alone. My soul is worth about 38 cents and some buttons. EXCUSE ME, WHAT. I don't like how any of this is going. I love my good little robot son. OH GOD OW NO. I don't like this. Girl get away from his dick. Wait was his name already Reg before Riko found him? The flowers are pretty, something terrible must be about to happen. Meanwhile, Riko violently shitting herself. Oh jesus christ I was not prepared for the tentacle toilet. Rkio no don't go outside something will kill you. This is not going to go well. I am EXTREMELY uncomfortable. Oh thank god, the thing with the bulbou ass is here. Meinya is having a rough time in this place. Maybe don't molest the human child, folks. Oh hey, actual food! Here's your food ball, kiddo. Holy shit that thing speaks English? Mmmm, balls. MITTY, I'M ALREADY CRYING. So hey uh what the fuck happened to these flashback people? Yashahime- It's amazing how much I immediately like this show more when Inuyasha gets to be in it. Go ahead and kill Sesshomaru, see if I give a shit. Sure let's watch Towa fuck it up again. Genuinely surprised she didn't fuck it up. Now it's Sesshomaru's turn to hang out in the coma tree, I guess. False alarm, Towa still fucked it up. Regular Shipp and Dimestore Shippo together make me want to put a gun in my mouth. Oh good it's Sango, someone I don't hate! Why the fuck has Shippo been the only one looking for Inuyasha and Kagome? Sure let's just assume this is a thing that makes sense. Show I literally could not give less of a fuck about the twins. The sword refused to work until Moroha helped because it knows she's the best. Oh dang they're letting the entire OG cast show up, it's a miracle. I don't know if I hate it more or less that the Shippos are friends. It's the Indiana Jones bridge. Break that fucking pearl right now before you get stuck in it again. Okay that's actually pretty sweet. I do enjoy watching Shippo suffer. Forget your cousins, spend more time with your parents. i'm pretty sure the twins are older than their mom by now. Oh, now Sesshomaru gives a shit about his kids? I'm sure she won't stay dead but thank you, show. One Piece- Brook's just reading some heinous slime hentai. Sorry samurai dude you're just gonna have to go without a torso. Surprise, it's slime! Quick Law, seduce the harpy. The harpy is thirsty and I respect that. Meanwhile, time for shenanigans with Luffy. That is one angry science clown. Whelp, Luffy's dead. False alarm, he's fine. Oh right, he got poisoned to fuck back in te day. Surprise, your boss is a piece of shit. Well crap I don't think he's immune to explosions. Cue the toxic blob monsters. Whelp, Luffy's dead, again. Yeah drop everything and celebrate because you definitely won here. Oh, hi Luffy. Face. Well that was easy. Guys do you really wanna fight right now. Aw crap the music cut out. Uhhhhhh hey Luffy you okay there buddy? Aww Franky and Robin are so worried about him. Aw fuck it got Robin too. Tashigi you're made of smoke, more than anybody you should be able to get out of this. And that's the story of how everyone died. Meanwhile, Law is also dying. Who's this asshole?

If Funiroll is willing to play ball again, Sk8 the Infinity is right there...

I'm happy for the whole six people who actually liked King Star King.

Ooh, it looks pretty. I liked the little Baby Yoda short they just put out with Ghibli too, that was adorable. Disney please you announced my pretty boy villain anime a year ago where is it

Holy shit calm your tits and go check your blood pressure. Sanji already has moments where he gets to be suave, dialing that part of his personality up isn't a massive change. Sanji constantly defaulting to bootlicking simp mode around women is a pretty common criticism I've seen from a lot of fans who, surprise, would like to see more of him being cool instead of a cringy bastard.

Air Princess Principal you cowards.

If they're smart, they'll look at the track record on live action anime adaptations and just let those rights expire. So like, any day now expect an announcement that The Rock will be starring as All Might.

I swear I'm trying my hardest to get Endeavor killed but my curse keeps bouncing off his fat tits.

Maybe the promo guy just heard "MHA" instead of "MIA" and got confused.

It was a mistake to make Yashahime about Sesshomaru's kids. Hero- I swear I'm going to try even harder to get Endeavor killed next year. Abyss- It's nice that walking up stairs won't kill Riko for once. These guys are equal parts horror nightmares and Alice and Wonderland rejects. Nooo stop breaking our whistle friend. Naaaaah. I don't trust this place. OHHHH I DON'T LIKE THIS. Oh my god buy yourself a furry snail. Maybe stay away from that slicer one. MIIIIIIIIIIITTY. Okay that one's straight out of Adventure Time. MEINYA NO! She's fine just pop her eye back in. She's fine just pop her ass back in. WHY DOES THAT THING HAVE SUCH A BULBOUS ASS? Oh now I just feel bad for it. Oh my god please stop this. When in doubt just play charades. Kids I don't trust that soup. Oh no kids don't split up. I like this guy who looks like a dinosaur made out of scrap metal. I don't trust Fapta. Aw crap is she the little girl from the flashbacks? Yashahime- I just want Moroha to be happy. So nobody had a problem with Sesshomaru fucking the teenager he helped raise? Oh my god Inuyasha and Moroha's reunion is everything I could have hoped for. Awwwwww. Congratulations show you actually made me want to cry from something besides your inexcusable failures. I hope Sesshomaru dies. Was this haku thing a concept back in the old series that I've forgotten or are they just making this shit up? Okay Kagome describing a flip phone genuinely made me smile. How does Towa's phone still have any battery left? SHE SAID THE THING. In Inuyasha's defense, their father is a dad so garbage not even I'd fuck him. You can go ahead and kill Takechiyo. Aww, that's actually really nice of Jaken. SHIPPO?! Oh thank god, I don't find Shippo hot. And I guess he's still a little kid so that's double good. Has Shippo been the only one of their friends actually looking for them this whole time? No Rin you're exactly as weak as he thinks you are. Oh, now you give a shit about your family? Oh christ now we've got Shippo and Dimestore Shippo together. Bye, Shippos. It's a comet you just send some oil drillers up in a rocket to break it apart. What demons, you're literally the only demon left in 500 years? I hope that guy's not your jackoff arm. One Piece- Law Regrets His Choices is my favorite show. Smoker continues to have a rough day. I love the Doctor Buddies so much. At least Luffy's having fun here. That's also how I act when I want candy. Just keep drugging those kids unconscious, Usopp. Man those kids have a high tolerance. Tashigi, also really going through it today. So did Smoker take her bra off to maintain his trademark tits-out look or does she just not wear one? Franky is also having fun here. You're gonna wanna dodge that toxic goo. I love Smiley. Noooo don't set it on fire you idiot! Honestly they deserved to get blown up. So it's just spitting itself across the island, I guess? I love Brook so much. DODGE IT, IDIOTS. For the love of god don't try and cut that thing. Caesar, still the fucking worst. Luffy says no.

MHA rerun ends this week, right? I'd guess Yashahime marathon, and then we'll find out last minute what takes over for it.

I like that this thread is directly above the other thread titled "Anime studios publicly expressing doubt in Netflix's ability to make their work a hit".

Hero- Fuckhands sounds way more menacing with a smooth voice than when it was all rough and scratchy. Abyss- Riko try not to die this time. Oh I'm sure there's some traumatic backstory involved with this city. I love these kids and am very terrified for them. KEEP RIKO AWAY FROM THAT POISON MONSTER. Oh my god I love those furry fat things. Oh right, everything in this environment will painfully murder you. Aw hell that thing's still moving. Reg is a good boy. Ewwwww. It's concerning that those things are still moving after being deep fried. God I'd die for you, Nanachi. I wonder if that little kid is still dying. I hope their friends get that letter. YOU ASSHOLE BIRD THING. Aw crap there's a monster watching you. I like that they use Reg's Go Go Gadget arms as a booby trap. Well that sure is ominous. Aw hell they stole your whistle friend. Reg is a good dog. What in the hell. Ewwww. OH THAT'S OMINOUS. Well kids I'm sure you're not walking headfirst into an obvious trap. Ohhhh I don't like any of this. I love these kids. Meinya is MVP. Hello there, monsters. Y'all speak English around here? Oh I don't like the sound of that. Yashahime- Moroha deserves a better show. Zero's finally dead and I still don't know what that bitch's deal was. Girls I'm pretty sure your mom is younger than you at this point. Give that back you fucker, this show owes me that reunion! So why the fuck is his plan to destroy all life in the world? I love my feral idiot daughter. Show you're not gonna make this pairing any less creepy and uncomfortable. Oh hey, is Sesshomaru actually going to do something? Yes small child please kill your shit dad. I don't think anyone cares if Riku dies. "Towa was dumb as shit and man that gets me off." Sesshomaru help your niece you child support-dodging piece of shit. Towa I genuinely hate you from the bottom of my heart. I hope these two kill each other. If everyone but Moroha dies in this fight I'd be so happy. Bruh you literally picked a fight with a fourteen year old and now you're gonna whine about it? I hope he at least got his arm blown off again. Jakken you dumb fuck what did he just tell you. Moroha for the love of god let your parents out now before more shenanigans happen. "It just gets worse and worse" is also how I describe this show, Takechiyo. Please let them finally meet. FUCKING FINALLY, OH MY GOD. Congratulations show you finally managed to pull some genuine positive emotion out of me. Awwwww. One Piece- Surely Law won't regret this teamup for the next ten years. Meanwhile, shenanigans. I love Brook so much. It's okay Sanji I also get distracted by my own tits when I run. All three of these boys are sharing a single brain cell and that thing is trying its best. Man that must be some strong stuff if even Zoro's getting drunk off it. I enjoy watching Nami kick the shit out of people. Sanji no you're harming her lungs. Oh hey, there's the samurai. Alright who's gonna have to jump in and fish his torso out of the lake. Oh hey it's some dudes. Aw crap it's Smiley. Hi Smiley! This harpy lady has infinite patience putting up with Caesar. I know Smiley is toxic and kills everything in its wake but hey we all have our flaws, let me pet that thing. I agree, let's beat the shit out of a clown. Luffy I do not trust you with a plan. Smoker's really going through it today. Hi Law! I love the doctor buddies. Strawhats, incoming! Seitz always sounds like he's having so much fun as Franky. Law, immediately regretting his choices.

Oh, this year can fuck right off.