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Endeavor:

MAYONNAISE CAN COME FIGHT ME BEHIND THE DUMPSTER WHERE IT BELONGS.

Ehh, I don't think it's a huge deal. I doubt any of the creators get much in the way of royalties from an American channel airing what's essentially a decade-old extended filler episode, especially the distant third fiddle trailing behind two of the biggest anime franchises in history. Toriko's been over for years now too, and I'd be shocked if this got even a single person interested enough to seek it out. The general feedback I've seen from all the Toriko crossovers tends to be along the lines of getting mayo on a burger; you didn't ask for it, you didn't want it, it's made the burger worse but you just have to scrape it off if you want to eat.

This is the only thing I know about Plastic Man and really, it's all the information I need to like him.

Hero- I'm so proud of my angry dumpster son. And then Deku broke. Oh, that's horrifying. Hey, get out of our inner mind theater! Thank you, Captain Milf. Meanwhile, this could be going better. Iida is a good boy. You shut up and get your own vacant inner landscape! Man, it really sucks that Nana gave up everything and it was still ruined because her son grew eup to be a total bag of dicks. I like that Brother looks so tiny compared to Nana. One for All says go fuck yourself. WHY WON'T YOU DIE. Man that big fucker runs fast. Dabi is having a great time. Toga needs a hug. I love that random giant walrus hero. Surely things will go smoothly with Toga. What are you up to, you inexplicably attractive can of immolated bacon grease. Protect Froppy at all costs. Go on Ochako this is clearly not some kind of trap. Naked surprise! You stay away from our frog. KNIFE. Girl we want to throw you in prison and be done with you. Injustice- If I hear Kevin Conroy I'm immediately going to start crying. Congrats on the sex, Supes. Oh good, it's an inferior Batman voice. Whelp, Flash is dead. Man I really hope you're not high off fear gas and beating the shit out of your wife. Boy howdy did you fuck up. Sorry Batman but Supes is absolutely going off the fucking deep end here. Look I feel like punching one murder clown's heart out of his chest is perfectly fair under the circumstances. Maybe you should just let Harley get punched to death by Superman. Batman you really wanna talk about how to handle grief over the deaths of your loved ones? Oh yeah I'm sure this is gonna go just greeeeat. Nobody cares about you when you're not Jason Momoa, Aquaman. Is that his dad, oh my god the army is so fucking stupid. Please beat me up next, Wonder Woman. He's fucking Batman of course he knows what you did. You can take the other villains but leave my wife Poison Ivy out of it. Let's be real, if you're siding with goddamn Calendar Man you might wanna rethink things. SOLOMON GRUNDY WANT PANTS TOO. Whelp, Nightwing's dead. Hellooooooo Catwoman. Well this sure is a thing that's happening. Damien forget your grandpa where's your hot mom? Oh no that better not be Lois's corpse under that tarp. This is what Republicans fear is going to happen if one single gun law gets put in place. Wonder Woman may be a bad influence here. God I'm gay for Catwoman. Boy howdy did you fuck up, again. Man, bad time to be a Juggalo in this town. The robot is the only character who gets nipples. I have no idea who this red guy is outside of that one SALT meme. Thanks, Nightwing's ghost. So then are they just leaving everybody else in that prison to die? WOW WHAT A SHOCK RAS STABBED YOU IN THE BACK. And then everyone died. Hey I recognize that ice batarang from the games. Oh great now there's two Supermans this ain't gonna get confusing at all. Now now, perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. Here have this pre-impregnated replacement Lois. Now go home and fuck your catgirl waifu.

This would be fine if only Toriko didn't suck. Oh well, it'll be fun hearing like four different versions of Chris Sabat all yelling at each other.

I need a fucking drink. Hero- I swear this isn't my fault. Jesus christ that man just chopped off his own leg and didn't even fucking blink. Even Fuckhands is impressed. DON'T TOUCH MY BOYFRIEND. Aizawa is having a real rough day. THANK YOU, SHOTO. Meanwhile, this is not going well. Well kids, the important thing is that you tried. Fatgum and Hawks, down. Thanks, magic hippie man. Aw dang, they didn't give him enough drugs. Remember, you can always use Mineta as a human shield. At least Dabi looks like he's having a good time. Seriously Mic any time you wanna punch that guy's teeth out go right ahead. Thanks for helping your garbage dad, Shoto. Uhhh hey I don't think Aizawa's okay there. And then Fuckhands exploded. Okay it's kind of hilarious that he straight up thought it was a different month. Surprise bitch, we float now. Thank you Captain Milf. Meanwhile, Aizawa quickly bleeding out. This does in fact sound like some cringey gamer trash talk. Uraraka's hair is adorable. Float buddies! The trick is we're gonna lie to everyone, kiddo. Well that sure sounds ominous. Aww look at my dumpster boy becoming a better person. I like that Deku's just using him like a punchable yoyo now. So uh hey Eri sweetie how's that rewind quirk looking? Meanwhile, Rock Lock being the one actual good dad in this town. I'm so proud of Bakugo. YEET the garbage dilf at him! Aw fuck. Abyss- I am not mentally prepared for whatever's about to happen. Aaand that thing just pulled a lightsaber out of its gaping chest vagina. I'm rooting for our insane furry princess so hard. Please I'm begging you let this be a rare happy flashback. Aww it's her robot friend. Correction: wholesome robot dad. Seriously what happened to Reg's memory. I love that everyone thinks Nanachi smells nice. I could have lived my entire life without having to remember that one stone cutter who nutted while carving the whistle. And now back to more suffering. Everyone is safe and that only terrifies me more. At least pink blob is happy. Disappointed that this asshole is still alive. I swear to fucking god if he tries to give her that curse egg I'm throwing a chair. Uh hey where's Vueko? I'm glad he's dead. Oh they're all gonnna die. Why do I get the feeling this isn't gonna go well for Vueko. Sweetie no offense but this entire thing may have been a very bad choice on your part. Aw hell here we go. OH FUCK. Lady I don't think yeeting her down the stairs is gonna help her at this point. Aw hell she's a Mitty now. Oh that's a lot of monsters. Reg is a good boy. Blow the whistle! I'm just gonna guess that's some kind of abyss curse that she was protected from while the forcefield was up. Look at my precious robot son go. Meanwhile, this is one fucked up lunch break. Jesus christ Vueko's had it rough. Faputa could probably use a hug right now. I hope we get to take Maa and Kaja with us but I doubt it. Awww she made it a thing. OH NO. Fuck you, show. At least that freakyass giraffe thing is dead. Please just put Vueko out of her misery already. Oh good, it's time for me to start openly weeping. Everyone needs a hug and you're goddamn right I'm including myself in that. At least we get a Faputa out of it. One Piece- This is gonna be some real fuckin tonal whiplash. Physically I am here watching this but emotionally I am laying at the bottom of a river. Y'all are gonna wanna find something to patch up that hole real quick. And then everybody died. Oh good, the snail's okay. I love Brook so much. Hey Law can you switch them back now? Please, Nami has suffered enough. Sanji's a little off but he's got the right attitude. Oh Law, it's cute that you think any of these people can follow basic instructions. Oh right, I forgot about all the kidnapped children. He's looking for his son, Nemomonosuke. Meanwhile, Luffy's brilliant plan. Caesar is the worst but damn does his theme slap. Eat shit, clown man. Bye y'all, Smoker's gonna go kill a dude. Tashigi you're the only one in this unit with more than two braincells they can't risk you too. Why are you all fighting? I like that Zoro just spent two years sword fighting monkeys with Dracula. It's fun when Zoro has a rare smart moment in between getting lost and slashing things. Joke's on you, Luffy's already doing everything stupid. You'd think eventually people would learn that bullets don't work on a dude made of rubber. I hope everybody's ready for a solid decade of Law regretting his life choices.

Genuine question, what the fuck kind of dysfunction do you suffer from that you have a favorite lawyer?

At least I never have to suffer through Yashahime again. Hero- Good fucking luck, kids. Mount Lady is really the MVP here. Damn that's a shitload of drugs. Remember, you can always use Mineta as a meat shield. Ohhh these kids are gonna need a hug. Eat shit, villains! Not now, Plant Jesus. Whelp, there goes Lightning Dumbass. I hope y'all got good aim. Well kids the important thing is you tried. Tell me about your issues you uncomfortably slutty pile of discount jerky. And Mudman with the power to...mud. This feels exactly like the times I had to wrestle my old fat dog to get a pill in her mouth. BEAT HIS ASS, PINKY. Oh no, suddenly PTSD. Fatgum would be so proud. I love my idiot rock son. Thanks, random hobo hero. Aw crap. Meanwhile, great googly moogly it's all gone to shit. For the love of god somebody grab a gun. Yeah yeah we get it, the world sucks and nobody loves you. Local crusty man too angry to die. Ohhhh this hurts. I miss you, Captain Milf. GRANDPA NO. Snap his neck like a breadstick! This is not gonna go well. Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Abyss- Ohhhh this is gonna hurt me. Oh fuck Reg you okay there buddy? You leave Riko out of this! Great now you broke your robot buddy. Huh, the whistle can run out of juice? That restaurant lady has some absolute nuts of steel. We're good, Nanachi's got this. Whelp, snake guy's dead. Oh fuck it's her memories. Nanachi MVP. I think Faputa needs a nug. Oh hell what's that asshole up to now. Oh hell no do not trust those fucking wish things. STOP DOING THINGS YOU ASSHOLE. Awww the bunny thing. Noooooo the bunny thing! Aw fuck here come the monsters. Ohhhhh this is bad this is real bad. I'd like to get off this ride now please. Oh hey, the shadows are here to help. None of this is okay. RIP Robot Buddy. I don't think Faputa's okay. Awwww, they're still gonna help her in the most fucked up way possible. Jesus fucking christ that was a brutal half hour. Yashahime- Riku why the fuck are you not dead yet. Oh boo hoo you kill the ones you love, don't steal my fucking brand. What in hell was the point of any of that? Hope that wasn't your jackoff arm. That sure was a thing that happened. Go ahead and kill the little bastard, see if I care. I hate Riku and I'm happy to watch him die. I refuse to care about a dead kid whose power looks like a bad laser light show. Seeshomaru has a solid tradition of being a shitty husband and father so this pretty much tracks. "Your teenage bride reminds me of my prepubescent child" ain't a good look, show. Did you really have to put your underage wife's life in danger to illustrate that family cares about each other? Are we supposed to have empathy for this murderous sack of shit now? For like, the seventeenth time in this show, I once again ask why he chose to bring his defenseless child into the middle of a fight to the death. This show has become a fight between two dads so shitty I wouldn't fuck either of them on my worst day and I hate every minute of it. Oh what the hell is this now. For the love of god, somebody cut his head off before some more bullshit happens. Is the child burning in hell now or what? What the fuck is going on? No, the defenseless child really doesn't have the power to do this on her own. What future, she's already fucking dead! Show you're not gonna convince me Towa's actually gonna die at any point. This sounds like it's gonna be real goddamn stupid. I swear to fucking god if she heals this asshole I'm throwing a chair out the window. I would also like someone to put me out of my misery here. Oh what the fuck. God forbid there be any consequences for repeatedly being stupid and irresponsible. Great, now Sesshomaru's abandoned children are finally reunited with their teenage mother who was raised as a child by their father. I am happy for Moroha and her parents and literally no one else. Well thank god that's finally over-wait what the titshitting fuck do you mean there's one more episode. Fucking Kikyo can never just stay dead. Kaede's too old for this shit. Behold, the whole one and a half people who give a shit about Riku. Meanwhile Kagome's family, still giving zero shits. It makes me genuinely happy seeing Moroha and Inuyasha fighting together. And then Kagome murdered the loan shark. Show you literally could have just made two seasons of Moroha and her parents doing shenanigans together with zero context and automatically been endlessly more entertaining. Oh who's this asshole. It sure is nice that Sesshomaru's started giving a shit about his kids now that his teenage wife has come back to life. I can't believe this show made an even worse version of Shippo that makes me tolerate the original one. Setsuna you've seen city lights, you know what those are! They're right, Inuyasha is a much better father than Sesshomaru. Oh I am absolutely calling bullshit on Sesshomaru doing all that out of love. What do you mean friend, did y'all forget you're literally blood related again? Am I supposed to have any idea who this douchebag is? HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ALIVE, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. I hope that princess dies violently. Oh you assholes don't you dare separate Moroha and her parents again. Awwwwww. That is an unsatisfactory answer. Of course Dimestore Shippo came with them. I hope that boat sinks and Moroha is the only survivor. I genuinely hate you, Yashahime.

Okay then, I guess we're done here because you're just straight up not reading the words I wrote. Great job, have fun dying on this hill.

Dude, no. Attack the argument, not the person.

Literally 99% of what I know about the NFL comes from that time a couple years ago where that one player got caught on camera beating the shit out of his wife, and the football bosses decided to just suspend him for two games until there was a public outcry about it. So forgive me for having an extremely low opinion of them. You said this football guy was charged with misdemeanor. I don't know the specifics of this dude, but considering that's by default a less serious offense than a felony, firing probably isn't warranted. Unpaid suspension is probably fair until there's more info to make an informed decision, and I think it'd be good it if the NFL required any player found to be an abuser to undergo some kind of anger management or behavioral therapy treatment but I'm not holding my breath on that. Of course that's assuming this is a first offense and a player doesn't have a track record of violence that the company is just quietly putting up with because a guy do ball thing real good. But this is a weird tangent to go on that has basically nothing to do with Roiland, so I don't see much merit in continuing on down this path.

Hero- Previously, everyone is fucked. Eri! If anything happens to Deku's mom I will kill everyone else and then myself. I'm gonna fuck your siblings, Shoto. Aww, Bakugo's photo album has a little bomb on it. This could be going better. Okay, watching him clown on Garbage Dilf is good. Seriously Mic you can punch his teeth out literally any time you want. Protect Aizawa at all costs. Awwwww Aizawa he loves his kids. FUCK HIM UP, BOYS. Has anybody tried punching him in the dick a bunch of times? I'm really liking Endeavor being large and angry for a good cause this time. Ohhhh that's not right. Thanks Grandpa. I miss Captain Milf. If Endeavor survives this I've earned the right to fuck him. Meanwhile, things are also not going well. Oh good, Toga got some clothes. Tell me what your deal is, you weirdly attractive sack of overcooked pork. Uh hey kids y'all might wanna run. Mount Lady is a gift we don't deserve. Eat pavement, ice twink. You can ride me like a pony next, Midnight. FUCK. Midnight needs a hug. Momo sweetie it's time to make a shitload of drugs. Oh I don't like that. I love Mount Lady. Good fuckin luck kids you're gonna need it. Abyss- Here Nanachi, have some free bonus trauma. Oh thank god, bunny friend is free. Wait do we get to take Mitty with us? Oh fuck you, show. Kinda early for me to start openly sobbing but it's not a big surprise. Can Nanachi just have one fucking good day for a change? Oh great, now all the cute little monsters are dying too. Oh this hurts me. Hey Reg, nice of you to join us. Sorry but I'm still rooting for Faputa on this one, they did eat all her siblings and use her mother for land development. Once again, fuck this guy. Reg is a good boy. Oh shit, backstory. Uhhh Faputa sweetie you okay there? I'd like to get off this ride now please. Aww she's adorable when she's not violently murderous. Oh sweet, Pallete Swap Reg is back. All of these kids need a hug and decades of therapy. This guy is the worst. Goddammit what is it with this family and the baby thing. Destroy it all, kiddo. Yashahime- Oh right, Butterfree's going to kill us all. I don't give a shit about Rion go ahead and kill that thing. It's amazing how I feel a flicker of genuine happiness when the original gang gets to do something. Every episode I check my watch and wonder why Riku's not dead yet. You give me the promise of the real crew getting back together and I might actually say something nice about you, show. I hate you, dork Crispin. Yeah humans suck, no argument there. Maybe her death was her idiot dad's fault for dragging his defenseless child into the middle of a sword fight. You can go ahead and kill Sesshomaru any time you want. Oh no, she's attacking you with colored yarn. Way to show up your kids, Sango. Shut up and die, nerd. I hope this entire damn butterfly explodes and kills everyone except Moroha. Fuck off kid, we've all got daddy issues. "Yeah we're alive, why didn't you two, our best friends, never look for us?" So I get that Kagome probably didn't age while she was trapped in that supid pearl but why does Sango look the same age as her kids? I'm glad they're using Shippo as bait. Fuck everyone else just let Sango do everything here. Don't celebrate now, I'm not lucky enough for this shit to be over already. Yes bitch we don't know what you want, that's why we're asking you. Oh I'm definitely not lucky enough for Towa to die here. One Piece- I love Pekoms and the egg guy. Hiii Kid. I love Kid he's angry and has fat tits. Apoo looks like Present Mic's stand. Killer needs a raise. Law is regretting his life choices. When in doubt, set shit on fire. Law you could have broken out this whole time? That was nice of Law to finally swap them back. Smoker you're the one who decided to show her tits off. And there goes Luffy. Law this is your own fault for trusting him to do anything. I like that the first thing Smoker does when he gets his own body back is open his shirt again. Meanwhile, sucks to be these guys. Do it for the boobs, Sanji. Hey look, that's your body. Brook is a delight. Run faster, everybody! Hey Law, whatcha up to? Better get in and shut that door quick. I like that Smoker and Law look intimidating and then there's just Luffy grinning like an idiot. Stop, don't shut that door! Goddammit Brook. Sword Bros, go! Okay now quick question, how are you gonna seal that entrance?

I feel like if a famous, successful white man is getting hit with felony charges in California, there's probably some pretty fucking hard evidence that he did it. So like, yeah I think that's fair. But that's kinda beside the point. We're random schmucks on the internet, we don't have all the facts about why Adult Swim made that choice, and we're not entitled to that info. We don't know that they made a kneejerk reaction to fire him just because he got accused of something with absolutely zero further deliberation on their part, and there's no reason to assume that's the case. In my opinion, it seems a lot more likely that the felony was a flashing neon sign that made AS stop and think "Hey, this guy's pretty synonymous with our brand at this point and he's getting a lot of negative press right now. Maybe we should look into it and see if he's been a piece of shit in general?" And then they probably did, like, some absolute bare minimum amount of digging within the company and found enough evidence that yes, he is actually a piece of shit in general and they'd rather not work with him anymore. Is there any particular reason you seem to believe Roiland's been given a raw deal here and AS had no justification in cutting ties with him?

Breaking news. Completely different person in completely different industry under completely different circumstances sees completely different outcome. My dude I straight up don't know what the fuck point you're trying to make here. The NFL is a shitty company that doesn't take domestic violence seriously? Because I don't watch football and even I know that.

They also have access to an entire staff of people who worked with him. All they'd really need to do is send out an email saying "We're looking into some things with Roiland. If you've had uncomfortable experiences with him or know about anyone who has, please respond." If he has a history of sending weird, shitty messages to people it probably wouldn't take long to see enough evidence to fire him just for being a fucking creep, even without the added train wreck of the felony charge.

Aw geez, Rick. I can't believe we got infected with that throat parasite from Universe 42069. At least you found a way to get rid of it, but do you think our voices will ever go back to normal? Uhh, nope. We're gonna be stuck sounding like knockoffs of ourselves forever. [insert loud drunken belch here]

I admit I know basically nothing about courts but I feel like once it graduates out of civil court to a big boy felony charge, they're not allowed to just quietly settle with the victim and sweep everything under the rug. I'd assume at that point it turns into a real government thing and becomes a lot harder to bury it.

Yashahime is almost over, I can see a light at the end of the tunnel. Hero- This is going great. Fatgum continues to be best dad. I know this involves a hot dude and fire but Hawks isn't my fault. Beat his ass, walking sidewalk! God I love Mt Lady. I'm cracking up at that hero whose head is just GUN. Hey there Jerky Boyfriend. Twice is a good boy. I hope somebody packed Toga some pants. Meanwhile, aw hell what is this. GARBAGE DIIIIIIIILF. Whelp, you're boned. I will go ahead and take credit for whatever happens to Endeavor. Ohhh I'm not liking that ominous voice in his head. Fuuuuuuck. Deku sweetie you better start running. Oh my god the Pussycats building. Oh fuck he's got her search quirk now. RIP random cowboy. There go my boys. I like watching Deku just go Spiderman-ing around. Scream at me next Daddy, I mean what. I love my angry, rowdy yelling boy. Whelp, hope nobody actually wanted to talk to each other. Grandpa surprise! Dragon waifu! Oh thank god, Aizawa's here. Protect Aizawa at all costs. Aw fuck it's more nomus. Ooh that's a nifty quirk for a sidekick. Manual gets to do a thing! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Mic you can go ahead and just punch all that guy's teeth out whenever you'd like. Aw crap that's a lotta nomus. Abyss- Reg has a new girl hat. Reg is a good boy. Aaaand she's made it uncomfortable now. Here y'all, have an arm. Reg what the fuck did you have to promise. I'm rooting for you kids to destroy the village. Chomp. Oh no asshole you stay the fuck away. Don't worry I hate him enough for both of us. FUCKING BONDREWD. Riko for the love of god do not use that goddamn wish egg. Is that the same monster from earlier or a brand new one? Don't touch her, you've goddamn done enough to that poor lady. Well that's some fucked up shit. Well, that can't be a good thing. I hope something good happens for Vueko by the end of this. Well this could be going better. FRY HIS ASS, REG. I still love that pink thing. Reg is a good boy. Oh hey, Faputa. She definitely practiced this whole speech in advance. I'm sure this is gonna go just great. Meanwhile, Nanachi. Nanachi no, that guy's a bastard! This is gonna hurt me deeply in my soul I know it. Yashahime- I love Kagome's mom still not giving a shit. Oh what the fuck is that. Towa you have a better family here, tell your deadbeat dad and his child bride to piss off. I love that fatass cat. Could Riku just go ahead and die again already. Dork teacher is really giving off some uncomfortable vibes here with this confused small child. Well that was an anticlimactically easy fix for their problem. Great job you killed the magic pinwheel chaild. You have to go through that portal immediately but go ahead and waste a couple minutes anyways. Show you have exactly one way of giving me any kind of positive emotional response and it sure as hell ain't with Towa. This stupid dead child is going to ruin everything. What the fuck is that thing? Oh that sounds hella dumb. BUTTERFREE NO. Yep this is real fucking dumb. Show how the fuck did you get me rooting for Kirinmaru in this scenario? Remember, you can use Shippo as a meat shield. I do enjoy Crispin yelling at himself. He's got a point, why the fuck did you bring your small child into the middle of a fight to the death. Why did they make Shippo so unnaturally tiny on Kagome's shoulder there? Remember to use Takechiyo as a meat shield. You can go ahead and kill Sesshomaru if you want. One Piece- Smiley is a good boy. "Man that is one big frog" killed me. Uhhh I don't think Smiley's okay. What do we do, can we take him to a vet? Hey that apple looks weird now. Y'all better run faster. Whelp, so much for these random schmucks. I wonder if it would actually effect Brook at all. Don't celebrate now, I think that smoke is headed your way. I like that random guy wearing a bucket as a hat. Brownbeard's really going through it today. We stan a large gator centaur king. Y'all should probably run now. We don't deserve Brownbeard. The gang screaming and running in a panic is cracking me up. Luffy is a good, stupid boy. Aw crap don't open that door. Meanwhile Law, regretting his life choices. Chopper is best at stealth. Hey who threw that? Wait y'all planned this? Law you should know better than to trust Luffy with a plan.

I mean, I'm sure there are some bandwagon jumpers who do it for attention and money, but people who come forward also tend to get a ton of backlash from the accused's supporters and still get put under a lot of scrutiny so I honestly doubt there's very many of them in any given situation. It makes sense that more victims come forward after one person breaks the ice on an abuser because there's safety in numbers. The thing about assault and harassment is that you can objectively know you weren't responsible but still feel disgusted and guilty with yourself over being the victim. Assault can be an extremely isolating experience and it's pretty understandable why someone would want to keep quiet about it, especially if the perpetrator is somebody well-known or popular. Finding out that it's not just you, that the person who hurt you is actually just a total piece of shit and has hurt other people, can go a huge way to breaking that feeling of isolation and give them the necessary push they need to talk about their abuse.

Yeah the baby doll thing is weird but that's ignoring the entire show that Dan Harmon's girlfriend created about his sex doll. People paid money to make this.

You may think you have enough emergency booze for Made in Abyss but boy howdy would you be wrong. Hero- For the love of god, somebody kill that crusty fucker right the hell now. Whelp, you're boned. That lady nomu is definitely someone's fetish. Oh hey grandpa. Oh hey dragon waifu. God I could watch Garbage Dilf punch monsters all day. RIP that guy. Fatgum is best dad. Dabi's real quirk is making me feel any kind of shame for my thirst. I never liked fried chicken very much. Somebody get Hawks to a medic please. Bird Stand is trying its best. ASS AHOY. I didn't realize that ice guy was a boy for the longest time. Oh fuck the big guy's moving. I love my angry shouty son. I'm glad rock boy is saving the cats. Aw crap here we go. This is not a good day for any of my boyfriends. RUN FAST. RIP Crust, you died saving my boyfriend. Oh thank god, the catgirls are safe. RUN, KIDS! I hope Iida saved that guy's manuscript. Aw crap what the hell is that? Oh fuuuuuuuuuck. Whelp, nice knowing y'all. Abyss- Is it too late to get off this ride? Oh no Reg what are you getting yourself into. Owwwww. Knowing the meat babies were delicious somehow makes it all worse. IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE. This guy ain't right. That mutated child monster's gaping birth canal makes me deeply uncomfortable. I'm not okay with any of this. Dude what the fuck. Oh great, now the monster bats are here. I would also want to be mercy-killed after living through this. Oh christ don't go in that hole. Oh, so that's how they turned into that. Oh fuck she became the entire town. This asshole can't even let her die in peace. It's extra fucked up that he stripped her naked before he locked her up in her adopted child's mutated brain. OH SHIIIIT. I'm rooting for Faputa to murder everything in this city. Someone please hug Vueko. I love that fat pink blob thing so much. Yashahime- I'm rooting for Moroha to succeed and literally no one else. If nothing else I enjoy hearing Crispin yelling at himself. This show is so much better when it just turns into an episode of Inuyasha. Remember, you can always use Shippo as a human shield. Go home and fuck your wife after this, Miroku. God how long has it been since we got to see Sango do something cool? Show you're never gonna make it less creepy that Sesshomaru impregnated the teenager he helped raise. How the fuck is Riku still alive. I hope dork Crispin is secretly evil and wants to destroy the world but the show's not competent enough to pull that off. You're doing amazing, sweetie! I hate you, Towa. I'm not lucky enough to have her die but I can hope. Dang it, she lives. Okay I said it'd be nice if he was secretly evil but the idea of him fucking up so bad he gets the world destroyed would be so funny. Gee, it sure is nice that our main characters aren't the ones to destroy the comet and save the world. Oh boy this sounds stupid as fuck. Oh he's batshit crazy, this might actually be fun. Towa you dumb fuck he's going to the past, he can literally change the present time. You can go ahead and kill Sesshomaru if you want. Please kill Takechiyo. Gotta get back, back to the past, I could be watching Samurai Jack. Show if you separate Moroha from her parents again I am going to flip a table. One Piece- Well these navy dudes are definitely gonna die. Good news kids it's time for your drugs. You okay there, kiddo? Drugs are a hell of a drug. Don't trust candy from hallucinegetic reptile men. Nami is gonna kill these people if she ever gets her body back. Usopp might be dead. Pour one out for Brownbeard, he was a real homie. Spoon. I can't stop staring at Big Titty Harpy's boobs. Law is having a bad day. Maybe giving your organs to the bastard already using kids as lab rats was not the best idea. Joke's on you that's his fetish. I could go for some giant candy. Surely broadcasting this across the planet won't come back to bite you in the ass. Oh sure, the problem is you didn't kill enough people last time. I know it's a toxic smog monster but I still want to pet Smiley. Save that dragon! Caesar just keeps finding new ways to be the biggest asshole. I can' believe he's gonna make these dudes run naked through the snow before they die. Smiley is a good boy. Oh I got a real bad feeling about this. Chopper 10/10 stealth mode.

He's actually both Rick and Morty, so they'd have to recast both title characters. The show's his baby, though; I imagine it'd be damn near impossible to completely cut him out of it.

After the shitfit people threw about how Netflix batch-released Stone Ocean, maybe people would appreciate Toonami's weekly schedule more for it.

Honestly I'm still confused as to them apparently having enough time and staff to look through fanart submissions to select a handful to spotlight, but not having enough time or staff to spend maybe ten minutes running those pieces through a reverse image search to check that everything's cool. That's like carving out 20 minutes in the middle of your day to jack off and then arguing that you just didn't have time to put your dick away.