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Breaking news. Completely different person in completely different industry under completely different circumstances sees completely different outcome. My dude I straight up don't know what the fuck point you're trying to make here. The NFL is a shitty company that doesn't take domestic violence seriously? Because I don't watch football and even I know that.

They also have access to an entire staff of people who worked with him. All they'd really need to do is send out an email saying "We're looking into some things with Roiland. If you've had uncomfortable experiences with him or know about anyone who has, please respond." If he has a history of sending weird, shitty messages to people it probably wouldn't take long to see enough evidence to fire him just for being a fucking creep, even without the added train wreck of the felony charge.

Aw geez, Rick. I can't believe we got infected with that throat parasite from Universe 42069. At least you found a way to get rid of it, but do you think our voices will ever go back to normal? Uhh, nope. We're gonna be stuck sounding like knockoffs of ourselves forever. [insert loud drunken belch here]

I admit I know basically nothing about courts but I feel like once it graduates out of civil court to a big boy felony charge, they're not allowed to just quietly settle with the victim and sweep everything under the rug. I'd assume at that point it turns into a real government thing and becomes a lot harder to bury it.

Yashahime is almost over, I can see a light at the end of the tunnel. Hero- This is going great. Fatgum continues to be best dad. I know this involves a hot dude and fire but Hawks isn't my fault. Beat his ass, walking sidewalk! God I love Mt Lady. I'm cracking up at that hero whose head is just GUN. Hey there Jerky Boyfriend. Twice is a good boy. I hope somebody packed Toga some pants. Meanwhile, aw hell what is this. GARBAGE DIIIIIIIILF. Whelp, you're boned. I will go ahead and take credit for whatever happens to Endeavor. Ohhh I'm not liking that ominous voice in his head. Fuuuuuuck. Deku sweetie you better start running. Oh my god the Pussycats building. Oh fuck he's got her search quirk now. RIP random cowboy. There go my boys. I like watching Deku just go Spiderman-ing around. Scream at me next Daddy, I mean what. I love my angry, rowdy yelling boy. Whelp, hope nobody actually wanted to talk to each other. Grandpa surprise! Dragon waifu! Oh thank god, Aizawa's here. Protect Aizawa at all costs. Aw fuck it's more nomus. Ooh that's a nifty quirk for a sidekick. Manual gets to do a thing! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Mic you can go ahead and just punch all that guy's teeth out whenever you'd like. Aw crap that's a lotta nomus. Abyss- Reg has a new girl hat. Reg is a good boy. Aaaand she's made it uncomfortable now. Here y'all, have an arm. Reg what the fuck did you have to promise. I'm rooting for you kids to destroy the village. Chomp. Oh no asshole you stay the fuck away. Don't worry I hate him enough for both of us. FUCKING BONDREWD. Riko for the love of god do not use that goddamn wish egg. Is that the same monster from earlier or a brand new one? Don't touch her, you've goddamn done enough to that poor lady. Well that's some fucked up shit. Well, that can't be a good thing. I hope something good happens for Vueko by the end of this. Well this could be going better. FRY HIS ASS, REG. I still love that pink thing. Reg is a good boy. Oh hey, Faputa. She definitely practiced this whole speech in advance. I'm sure this is gonna go just great. Meanwhile, Nanachi. Nanachi no, that guy's a bastard! This is gonna hurt me deeply in my soul I know it. Yashahime- I love Kagome's mom still not giving a shit. Oh what the fuck is that. Towa you have a better family here, tell your deadbeat dad and his child bride to piss off. I love that fatass cat. Could Riku just go ahead and die again already. Dork teacher is really giving off some uncomfortable vibes here with this confused small child. Well that was an anticlimactically easy fix for their problem. Great job you killed the magic pinwheel chaild. You have to go through that portal immediately but go ahead and waste a couple minutes anyways. Show you have exactly one way of giving me any kind of positive emotional response and it sure as hell ain't with Towa. This stupid dead child is going to ruin everything. What the fuck is that thing? Oh that sounds hella dumb. BUTTERFREE NO. Yep this is real fucking dumb. Show how the fuck did you get me rooting for Kirinmaru in this scenario? Remember, you can use Shippo as a meat shield. I do enjoy Crispin yelling at himself. He's got a point, why the fuck did you bring your small child into the middle of a fight to the death. Why did they make Shippo so unnaturally tiny on Kagome's shoulder there? Remember to use Takechiyo as a meat shield. You can go ahead and kill Sesshomaru if you want. One Piece- Smiley is a good boy. "Man that is one big frog" killed me. Uhhh I don't think Smiley's okay. What do we do, can we take him to a vet? Hey that apple looks weird now. Y'all better run faster. Whelp, so much for these random schmucks. I wonder if it would actually effect Brook at all. Don't celebrate now, I think that smoke is headed your way. I like that random guy wearing a bucket as a hat. Brownbeard's really going through it today. We stan a large gator centaur king. Y'all should probably run now. We don't deserve Brownbeard. The gang screaming and running in a panic is cracking me up. Luffy is a good, stupid boy. Aw crap don't open that door. Meanwhile Law, regretting his life choices. Chopper is best at stealth. Hey who threw that? Wait y'all planned this? Law you should know better than to trust Luffy with a plan.

I mean, I'm sure there are some bandwagon jumpers who do it for attention and money, but people who come forward also tend to get a ton of backlash from the accused's supporters and still get put under a lot of scrutiny so I honestly doubt there's very many of them in any given situation. It makes sense that more victims come forward after one person breaks the ice on an abuser because there's safety in numbers. The thing about assault and harassment is that you can objectively know you weren't responsible but still feel disgusted and guilty with yourself over being the victim. Assault can be an extremely isolating experience and it's pretty understandable why someone would want to keep quiet about it, especially if the perpetrator is somebody well-known or popular. Finding out that it's not just you, that the person who hurt you is actually just a total piece of shit and has hurt other people, can go a huge way to breaking that feeling of isolation and give them the necessary push they need to talk about their abuse.

Yeah the baby doll thing is weird but that's ignoring the entire show that Dan Harmon's girlfriend created about his sex doll. People paid money to make this.

You may think you have enough emergency booze for Made in Abyss but boy howdy would you be wrong. Hero- For the love of god, somebody kill that crusty fucker right the hell now. Whelp, you're boned. That lady nomu is definitely someone's fetish. Oh hey grandpa. Oh hey dragon waifu. God I could watch Garbage Dilf punch monsters all day. RIP that guy. Fatgum is best dad. Dabi's real quirk is making me feel any kind of shame for my thirst. I never liked fried chicken very much. Somebody get Hawks to a medic please. Bird Stand is trying its best. ASS AHOY. I didn't realize that ice guy was a boy for the longest time. Oh fuck the big guy's moving. I love my angry shouty son. I'm glad rock boy is saving the cats. Aw crap here we go. This is not a good day for any of my boyfriends. RUN FAST. RIP Crust, you died saving my boyfriend. Oh thank god, the catgirls are safe. RUN, KIDS! I hope Iida saved that guy's manuscript. Aw crap what the hell is that? Oh fuuuuuuuuuck. Whelp, nice knowing y'all. Abyss- Is it too late to get off this ride? Oh no Reg what are you getting yourself into. Owwwww. Knowing the meat babies were delicious somehow makes it all worse. IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE. This guy ain't right. That mutated child monster's gaping birth canal makes me deeply uncomfortable. I'm not okay with any of this. Dude what the fuck. Oh great, now the monster bats are here. I would also want to be mercy-killed after living through this. Oh christ don't go in that hole. Oh, so that's how they turned into that. Oh fuck she became the entire town. This asshole can't even let her die in peace. It's extra fucked up that he stripped her naked before he locked her up in her adopted child's mutated brain. OH SHIIIIT. I'm rooting for Faputa to murder everything in this city. Someone please hug Vueko. I love that fat pink blob thing so much. Yashahime- I'm rooting for Moroha to succeed and literally no one else. If nothing else I enjoy hearing Crispin yelling at himself. This show is so much better when it just turns into an episode of Inuyasha. Remember, you can always use Shippo as a human shield. Go home and fuck your wife after this, Miroku. God how long has it been since we got to see Sango do something cool? Show you're never gonna make it less creepy that Sesshomaru impregnated the teenager he helped raise. How the fuck is Riku still alive. I hope dork Crispin is secretly evil and wants to destroy the world but the show's not competent enough to pull that off. You're doing amazing, sweetie! I hate you, Towa. I'm not lucky enough to have her die but I can hope. Dang it, she lives. Okay I said it'd be nice if he was secretly evil but the idea of him fucking up so bad he gets the world destroyed would be so funny. Gee, it sure is nice that our main characters aren't the ones to destroy the comet and save the world. Oh boy this sounds stupid as fuck. Oh he's batshit crazy, this might actually be fun. Towa you dumb fuck he's going to the past, he can literally change the present time. You can go ahead and kill Sesshomaru if you want. Please kill Takechiyo. Gotta get back, back to the past, I could be watching Samurai Jack. Show if you separate Moroha from her parents again I am going to flip a table. One Piece- Well these navy dudes are definitely gonna die. Good news kids it's time for your drugs. You okay there, kiddo? Drugs are a hell of a drug. Don't trust candy from hallucinegetic reptile men. Nami is gonna kill these people if she ever gets her body back. Usopp might be dead. Pour one out for Brownbeard, he was a real homie. Spoon. I can't stop staring at Big Titty Harpy's boobs. Law is having a bad day. Maybe giving your organs to the bastard already using kids as lab rats was not the best idea. Joke's on you that's his fetish. I could go for some giant candy. Surely broadcasting this across the planet won't come back to bite you in the ass. Oh sure, the problem is you didn't kill enough people last time. I know it's a toxic smog monster but I still want to pet Smiley. Save that dragon! Caesar just keeps finding new ways to be the biggest asshole. I can' believe he's gonna make these dudes run naked through the snow before they die. Smiley is a good boy. Oh I got a real bad feeling about this. Chopper 10/10 stealth mode.

He's actually both Rick and Morty, so they'd have to recast both title characters. The show's his baby, though; I imagine it'd be damn near impossible to completely cut him out of it.

After the shitfit people threw about how Netflix batch-released Stone Ocean, maybe people would appreciate Toonami's weekly schedule more for it.

Honestly I'm still confused as to them apparently having enough time and staff to look through fanart submissions to select a handful to spotlight, but not having enough time or staff to spend maybe ten minutes running those pieces through a reverse image search to check that everything's cool. That's like carving out 20 minutes in the middle of your day to jack off and then arguing that you just didn't have time to put your dick away.

Pirate it until these companies learn they've flown too close to the sun and stretched the individual streaming services idea past its limit. I guess maybe Amazon, if you already buy things often enough to justify the cost of Prime and just consider their anime as a bonus?

Regardless of everything else, I am absolutely calling bullshit on the claim that whoever picked the art didn't realize it was a fetish thing. Quit lying, you people fucking know what an inflation fetish is.

Remember kids, don't do drugs. Hero- Last time, Twice was fine and nothing bad happened to him. God I am gonna get Hawks killed at some point. FATAXI AHOY. Fight for my love, boys. I hope everybody likes fried chicken. Aww look at Tiny Hawks's Endeavor plushie. SPEAK UP, WE CAN'T HEAR YOU. Well at least Dabi's having a good day here. Oh hey, Stain. Meanwhile, Garbage Dilf. Aizawa continues to be the MVP every time he shows up. Meanwhile, BUNNY. Owwww her leg. OWWWW HER LEG. Oh no please don't kill Aizawa. Ass. Mirko's having a rough time. Owwwww cauterization. I feel like Crust and Kirishima would get along well. LOUD NOISES. Thank god, Shigaraki is going to die and everything will be fine now right? DJ PUUUUNCH. Dude you should probably laser his head off right now just to be safe. Dang Mic must have hella arm strength to carry that guy around like a sack of potatoes. Doctor/All for One isn't the OTP I expected but it's the one we've got. Oh shit. Meanwhile, hands. OH SHIT. Laser dude you kill him right the fuck now. Abyss- Aw fuck I forgot it's flashback time. Surprise, there's the curse! This guy is way too chill about everything. I got a real bad feeling about this tiny wide-eyed child. Please hug that child. Bunny! I'm glad she gets a brief second of happiness before whatever horrifying trauma is about to hit her. Oh that water's definitely gonna be poison. Whelp the small child is dying now. Oh we are already off to a depressing start. This is going way too well. Ewwww. And then everyone shit themselves to death. Oh fuck here we go. THE WATER'S FUCKED UP I HATE BEING RIGHT. Ah hell don't trust that thing. Oh that thing's gonna be HELLA fucking cursed. Please just wish for clean water and call it a day. I do not trust this guy. I'd like to get off this ride now please. Oh christ here we go. What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck WHAT THE FUCK. Where did you get that meat WHERE DID YOU GET THAT MEAT? I feel gross having just watched that episode. Yashahime- Just a guy wandering around the sewer, noting to see here. Why did these weakass demons survive while super powerful ones are nowhere to be found in modern times? I'd laugh so hard if they fucked up and went to the wrong time. I love that cat. Now, shenanigans. Didn't Towa spend a grand total of like, one day at that school? Kagome's grandpa's been at it again and that makes me so happy. I hate you, spineless pussy Crispin. Sure, no better musical pairing than a pop boy band and a classical violin soloist. Oh this is gonna be annoying. OH FUCK OFF YOU WERE DEAD. Why the fuck would Zero's will help you? This lady's dumb as fuck. I hate you, Towa. Nobody else can see the comet, you idiots. I don't think knowing specifically that I was immolated by a giant demon comet would help me any, Towa. One Piece- The long recap is genuinely helpful when we've been gone for half a month. Doflamingo is fun. BEAT HIS ASS, NAMI. Remember kids, drugs are bad. This scene is scientifically accurate and thus Senku-approved. Well folks the important thing is you tried. Caesar, still the fucking worst. I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't at least consider killing somebody for a really good candy bar. I kinda goddamn love Brownbeard. Yes children, all aboard the flying drug blimp! RIP Brownbeard, for like the fourth time in this arc. Meanwhile, Smiley is a good boy. He's looking for his son Nemomonosuke, and no I will not stop making that joke. Stealth Chopper. Oh hey, people. Hi Kid!

This news ruined my Christmas.

I would guess that among Toonami viewers there are fewer "Toonami only and no other anime" fans and a lot more "Toonami and then pirating from CR and Netflix, because fuck those guys" fans. If that's the case, the commercials are probably more to try and entice the holdouts to try CR and hopefully become paying subscribers instead of just alerting us that hey guys, did you know Crunchyroll is a thing that exists?

Does that mean Team Rocket is getting fired?

Well that was a traumatic first hour. Hero- The doctor zooming down the hallway in his stupid chair is unreasonably funny to me. I'm proud of you, electric dumbass. Man I wish I could turn my stress into instant power. And then Edgeshot killed some dudes. Hellooooo Midnight. Oh hey, mud boy. I love mushroom girl she's so cute. Oh no Twice is sad, we gotta call this off. Ominous shadowy Hawks is doing things for me. Someone please give Twice a hug. This hurts me. Fatgum is best dad. Oh shit look at anxiety boy go, I'm so proud of him. Sorry guy, your legs are too weak for the angry shadow bird. This is going way too well. FAT TAXI. We don't deserve Twice. Aw fuck here comes my terrible garbage boyfriend. Fight for my love, boys! It's not my fault Hawks looks really good burned to shit. Who ordered the roasted chicken? FUCK. Shit, garbage boyfriend knows things. Twice is a good boy but he has the worst friends. Aaaand I'm crying. I understand why Hawks had to do it but fuck this hurts. Twice was a good boy. Abyss- MIIIIITTY. Thank you, junkyard dino. Aw hell what now. What the FUCK is that. I hope that fat pink blob comes with us after this. Awww, he carved her into a real whistle. Okay we gotta kinkshame that thing now. I'd like to get off this ride now, please. I enjoy that half of them arbitrarily and inexplicably speak human language. Oh hey, she cut her hair. Junkyard dino evolved into slightly less junkyard mantis. When in doubt, set the thing on fire. Good job, you won and everyone loves you. Aw shit it's still alive. NOOO BLOBBY I LOVED THAT THING. Oh hey, Prushka! Oh sweet, it calls Reg. Reg also gets a new look. Who the fuck is this guy and why do I already hate him. Okay now we gotta find that other girl and steal her hair. I like this random restaurant lady. Wait is Fapta not the little girl from the flashback? Ohhhh I don't like where any of this is going. Yashahime- I know I'm not lucky enough for both twins to die on this errand but I can hope. I feel like bringing Moroha along is only gonna piss this lady off. Oh great, a sidequest to the underworld. That teacher guy just becoming a whole dude in the future is never not gonna come off as stupid. Sure go ahead and steal Towa's body, see if I give a shit. I may be lucky enough to watch Riku and this stupid child die, which is something at least. I'm rooting for grandma's fuckbuddy here. Moroha doesn't think and that's why she has zero competition for best girl. Moroha being proud of the bow because Kagome made it is straight up adorable. Quick, use Towa as a meat shield! That dead third-grader is doing surprisingly well for herself. Well at least one character I hate is dead now so I can count that as a win. Are we done with the random extra side quest now? Wow what a surprise, the ominous shit is cursed. Towa you're a fucking idiot and I hope you die. I've already been living in a degenerate age for years now. They've literally already gone to this exact time period before, why are you bitching about it now? One Piece- Law is having a rough day. Oh no, these marines are garbage. Ohh, they're the giant kids' parents. Smoker is going to beat the shit out of all of you when he gets home. You stay the hell away from Tashigi, weirdo. I hope this arc ends with the kids getting to go home. This is why you don't let kids get hooked on meth. Aw fuck it's the drugs clown. I know Smiley is a toxic, unnatural abomination unto the world but I still want to pet it. Remember, protect Nami's boobs at all costs! Brook is a delight. Oh hey, everyone's alive. It's cute that Robin lets Franky sleep on her lap. Smoker's squad is dumb as shit but I appreciate that they care about each other. This bird bitch is a terrible person but she sure is hot. I can't stop staring at Smoshigi's tits. You know a lot of interesting and suspicious things, Law. No I'm too dumb to figure out what you'll do, spell it out for me. Luffy is so confused. Oh hey, flamingo.

Asking this again, even more confused.

You'd think at some point, western studios would look at the track record of live-action anime adaptations being both critical and financial poison and just cut their losses. Like, I'm pretty sure you can count on one hand the number of these things that have actually made a profit and/or got genuinely positive reception. If nobody's able to make money off of this idea, and the intended audience tends to be lukewarm to downright hostile about the idea, maybe it's just not a viable idea and you should let it go?

This week on MHA: Hero- RIP Johnny. I'm glad Mirko's having fun here. Aizawa is really the MVP any time he shows up. Aizawa is best dad. Bakugo is the worst I love my angry gremlin son. I feel like Kirishima and Crust would get along. This doctor is suffering, good. RIP Mocha. Aw hell the nomus are awake. Well now you're just pissing that rabbit off. Thanks for the nomu lesson, asshole. There's someone out there who definitely wants to fuck that lady nomu. Okay the dead monu angels got me. How is this man still so fucking crusty and gross after soaking in a vat for three months. Don't fuck with Mirko. Ow shit her arm. Ma'am I am begging you to crush my skull between your thighs next, please. Really, that arm was just holding her back. I hope someone uses Mineta as a human shield. I have no memory of that large furry hero. Do your best, electric dumbass. Tokoyami is a good boy. Fuck you, Skeptic. Holy shit, Cementoss can do that? Uhh hey Dabi where you going? Awww, he likes Jiro. Fuck you, taser guy. FUCK YEAH, MY BOY. He gets to look super cool for once. Abyss- MIIIIIITTY. Good luck Reg, don't get murdered. I don't entirely trust this robot dude but it's nice of him to give Reg a ride. So have all you fuckers just been able to speak English this whole time? Wait the mutan frogs with the hair shoved up their asses were a good thing? I love that fat pink blob thing. Yeah Riku, just hop on into another murder hole. Maybe this lady will tell us what the fuck happened in the past. She seems pretty nice, this won't go well for her. I am very nervous to learn the story of this village. Ohhh this sounds ominous as fuck. Oh no why is blobby throwing up? Get this lady some pants. Update: her hat is a shirt. Mitty. Nanachi no! Ohhhh, that's fucked up. FUCKING BONDREWD. Aww look at Mitty and Meinya together. I'd like to get off this ride now, please. Yashahime- Y'know what old man, maybe that giant comet heading right for you might not be such a great thing. So is his disembodied hand clone a good guy, maybe? I still don't give a shit about Sesshomaru or his kids, show. You really expect me to believe Towa hasn't been braindead all along? Gee it sure is nice that this cliffhanger got resolved within five minutes with literally zero difficulty or action on the girls' part. Aw fuck it's Kikyo. Give me more of Moroha and her parents, I'm begging you. WHY ARE THESE THREE NOT THE MAIN CHARACTERS? This is genuinely heartwarming, give me two seasons of this. Go away, Kikyo. Rin you were in a coma, your deadbeat groomer husband flat-out abandoned him. I guess their gonna go see their hot grandma now. Use Shippo and Takechiyo as meat shields. THIS, SHOW, THIS IS WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABOUT FROM DAY ONE. Awwww, I love Inuyasha being protective over Moroha. Show I literally could not give less of a fuck if Kirinmaru's ghost kid dies. Go fuck your hot wife, Miroku. Just let this rich bitch die. I would also not thank him for making me live longer in this show. Kaede! Did they never bother to give Sesshomaru's mom a name? One Piece- Oh right, everybody died last time. That man has a steak on his face. Well shit, this guy's got Law's heart. Caesar, still the fucking worst. I like how few fucks Zoro gives about this. Sanji will be fine, Nami's enormous tits count as flotation devices. I love Brook so much. These two should hang out more. The torso is definitely stuck in the middle of that poisonous cloud. Oh hey, you found the torso. I didn't realize Kinemon was that tall. I'm sure this Wano place will never be important to the story. Aww, samurai is a good dude. Uh hey y'all, we're about to get killed by smooze. One of my favorite things in this entire series is Chopper's adorable little walking sound effect. Meanwhile, half of them are still dead. I love these idiots. Oh sweet, slicing with a side of arson. I'm looking for my son, Nemomonosuke.

What button do I press to make Endeavor dance

How much money will I spend on Endeavor merch before this season's over? I have a serious problem, please stop me. Hero- Shigaraki with a normal, non-raggedy voice triggers my fight or flight response. Man I hope I don't get Hawks killed. This OP is surprisingly upbeat considering what's going on. Twice is a good boy. Wait don't kill all the heroes, some of them are my boyfriends! Oh it's gonna break Twice's heart when Hawks inevitably stabs him in the back. Meanwhile, Dr. Eggman here can fuck off. WILD WILD PUSSYCATS! I swear I'm trying my best to get Garbage Dilf killed but my curse just keeps bouncing off his fat tits. I love that one of the country's top heroes is a washing machine with googly eyes. I'm sure this is gonna go just greeeeat. Fatgum patting Tamaki's head is adorable. Good luck, electric dumbass. Hawks and I can fall in love over our mutual thirst for Endeavor. God, please lecture me about my crimes and moral failures next, Garbage Dilf. Hi Endeavor's other kids! Surprise, he's old as balls. Mic is having a rough time. I like these random patients who are thrilled to be carried away by muscular men. Ooooh Aizawa's pissed. This is going too well. Aw crap. Fuckhands has been soaking in a vat of mysterious liquid for three months and he's still crusty as fuck. RIP Johnny. WHAT'S UP, DOC. Abyss- What supremely fucked up thing will we see this week? She's adorable and nothing goes well for adorable things in this show. Oh shit, he knows her. Whelp, Reg's kidnapped. Nice smelling fluffy one. Leave that poor flat bastard alone. My soul is worth about 38 cents and some buttons. EXCUSE ME, WHAT. I don't like how any of this is going. I love my good little robot son. OH GOD OW NO. I don't like this. Girl get away from his dick. Wait was his name already Reg before Riko found him? The flowers are pretty, something terrible must be about to happen. Meanwhile, Riko violently shitting herself. Oh jesus christ I was not prepared for the tentacle toilet. Rkio no don't go outside something will kill you. This is not going to go well. I am EXTREMELY uncomfortable. Oh thank god, the thing with the bulbou ass is here. Meinya is having a rough time in this place. Maybe don't molest the human child, folks. Oh hey, actual food! Here's your food ball, kiddo. Holy shit that thing speaks English? Mmmm, balls. MITTY, I'M ALREADY CRYING. So hey uh what the fuck happened to these flashback people? Yashahime- It's amazing how much I immediately like this show more when Inuyasha gets to be in it. Go ahead and kill Sesshomaru, see if I give a shit. Sure let's watch Towa fuck it up again. Genuinely surprised she didn't fuck it up. Now it's Sesshomaru's turn to hang out in the coma tree, I guess. False alarm, Towa still fucked it up. Regular Shipp and Dimestore Shippo together make me want to put a gun in my mouth. Oh good it's Sango, someone I don't hate! Why the fuck has Shippo been the only one looking for Inuyasha and Kagome? Sure let's just assume this is a thing that makes sense. Show I literally could not give less of a fuck about the twins. The sword refused to work until Moroha helped because it knows she's the best. Oh dang they're letting the entire OG cast show up, it's a miracle. I don't know if I hate it more or less that the Shippos are friends. It's the Indiana Jones bridge. Break that fucking pearl right now before you get stuck in it again. Okay that's actually pretty sweet. I do enjoy watching Shippo suffer. Forget your cousins, spend more time with your parents. i'm pretty sure the twins are older than their mom by now. Oh, now Sesshomaru gives a shit about his kids? I'm sure she won't stay dead but thank you, show. One Piece- Brook's just reading some heinous slime hentai. Sorry samurai dude you're just gonna have to go without a torso. Surprise, it's slime! Quick Law, seduce the harpy. The harpy is thirsty and I respect that. Meanwhile, time for shenanigans with Luffy. That is one angry science clown. Whelp, Luffy's dead. False alarm, he's fine. Oh right, he got poisoned to fuck back in te day. Surprise, your boss is a piece of shit. Well crap I don't think he's immune to explosions. Cue the toxic blob monsters. Whelp, Luffy's dead, again. Yeah drop everything and celebrate because you definitely won here. Oh, hi Luffy. Face. Well that was easy. Guys do you really wanna fight right now. Aw crap the music cut out. Uhhhhhh hey Luffy you okay there buddy? Aww Franky and Robin are so worried about him. Aw fuck it got Robin too. Tashigi you're made of smoke, more than anybody you should be able to get out of this. And that's the story of how everyone died. Meanwhile, Law is also dying. Who's this asshole?

If Funiroll is willing to play ball again, Sk8 the Infinity is right there...

I'm happy for the whole six people who actually liked King Star King.