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We're on a mission from Tom. Lupin- Hiiii Glasses Fujiko. Who's this douchebag? I don't trust this guy. I don't know enough about archaeology to know if any of this is bullshit so I'm just gonna assume it's legit. "Thanks for curing my tuberculosis, doc, have this weird bird rock I found." That sure took a long time for him to get to the point. How many men will she have to seduce to get that fossil? Jigen's too old for this shit. It's okay Fuji I'd help you for free. I always love the super realistic latex mask ploy. Well that sure is weird. Shoutout to that guard looking at porn instead of watching the cameras because I'd be doing the exact same thing. Uhhh this ain't normal. How does she fit all that hair in that cap? Just fuck already. This definitely feels like some kinda elaborate trap. Uhhhhhh hey Lupin you okay there buddy? What the fuck is going on. Hey, who spilled Angel's Egg in my Lupin episode? One Piece- Fuck you, Hordy. I can't believe we can't just let Decken bleed out here. Sea Hagrid cracks me up. Eat some balls, douchebags! You suck, evil Zoidberg. Nami being menaced by yet another invisible asshole. Goddammit Brook. Cut that out you're ripping his jacket. I am always down for more Mecha Franky. They are all idiots, aren't they. Meanwhile, Chopper being the only one doing any work here. Man Usopp got cool. Aw hell where'd Chopper go. Stop taking drugs! I just want shark waifu to make it out of here. Okay that was definitely a pregnant lady there, how the fuck does that work? And then everyone else got stabbed. Uh hey Luffy you know what water does to you right? I agree with Hordy, Decken should just fucking die already. Look I know we need to keep him alive so the giant boat doesn't crush-murder the entire island but I really wish he'd just die. God I hope he's dead and not just knocked out. Oh right, the ship. Well this could be going better. Oh, so it's a special phantom mystery ship. I don't think I'm lucky enough for Decken to be dead. No, he is not alright. Man that is one strong bubble. Sweet, free shark teeth. Dude it's not a flex to be smarter than Luffy. This is a real rough day for Shirahoshi. I don't like Fukaboshi's odds here. She died because you shot her, you sack of shit! And then he died. Spoiler alert he's doing this because he's just as MASSIVE bag of dicks. Owwww that's gotta hurt. I have no memory of these guys. Okay I would rather just be crushed to death than lose the air conditioner. Dude no that's SO MANY drugs. Hordy is the fucking worst.

My mistake. I thought that "I Enjoy it but It doesn't seem like we're gonna get much of that moving forward...." implied that you believed the block would be getting fewer shows and thus there'd be fewer voice actors hearing themselves live. I didn't realize it was referring to voice actors having a strict pre-midnight bed time that hasn't really been an issue in the past. My apologies for misunderstanding the one time you weren't panicking about the health of this cartoon block you seem to be obsessed with. Pictured: me logging in and opening threads I know are gonna make me be a bitch

Silly me, thinking we could see one thread where you're not doom posting.

At this point I kinda just shrug and show up ready to be surprised. Lupin- Oh great, ominously glowing Jesus statue can only bode well. Is Lupin dressed up as that old lady in the wheelchair. YO HO HO HE TOOK A BITE OF GEM GEMS. Everything is shiny and I want it. Hiii Fujiko. This old man is totes not Lupin. Hi pops! Wait, granny's doll! Aww, he brought back her doll. This is totally not a devious plot, not at all. Hiiiiiiiiii Fujiko! I understand completely I'd also fork over a priceless diamond to nail Fujiko. That's a super cute dress. Granny's copping a feel there. I'm not gonna question why Goemon was riding a giant squid I'm just gonna accept the little things that make me happy. Hiiiii Fujiko's tits! Okay what is granny's deal. I don't trust granny. Goddamn I'm gay. Oh this flashback is gonna get depressing. Oh he was a sexy pirate I get it. Lupin is now a better pirate anime than Fena. The treasure is rare nuts. I take back what I said, I'm rooting for granny now. Goddammit pops not now! NO MY DIAMOND. I would be so pissed. One Piece- Clearly tonight's theme is pirates. Decken, still the fucking worst. Shirahoshi is a good kid. YEET. Awww, they're all trying to help her. Hordy sucks. Bubble Luffy, go! Whelp so much for Bubble Luffy. That's it, show's over. Oh hey, her brother. Can someone please punch Decken's entire spine out now? I dunno man maybe she doesn't like you because you're creepy and gross? Oh good, her other brothers are here too. WHAAAALE. Fuck those random fish in particular. Don't show me sad flashbacks now. Remember kids, drugs are bad. Look we could just let Hordy murder Decken and solve one of our problems for us. Thanks, Hordy! I hope this episode is just 20 straight minutes of watching Decken painfully bleed out. Oh fuck you Hordy we can't have anything nice. I like watching Decken suffer. Well boys you failed to help your sister but the important thing is you tried, I guess. Nooo not the whale! Oh hey Luffy. Meanwhile, shenanigans. No don't give sea Hagrid drugs! You suck, evil Zoidberg! Nooo not the kraken! It's fine, Uncle Fish is here. Whelp you hit Nami now you have to die. Now Zoro gets to do things! Zoro isn't drunk enough for this. Aw hell the drunk octopus went into druggy berserk mode. He is gonna beat your ass and then steal whatever's left of your booze. "That is way too many swords" is Zoro's cue to come play. Finally, a worthy opponent! Meanwhile, the damn boat's still in mortal peril. Fuck off, Hordy.

This was a better pirate anime than Fena.

Yeah, if there's a family history that's more significant than "Pop pop worked in the ol' town asbestos factory for 40 years and then randomly got cancer" then it's worth it to push for earlier testing. I have a half-sister who got stage 3 breast cancer when she was only 31, and that's another one that they basically call you a hypochondriac for worrying about before your 40's. I started getting ultrasound exams at 22 and mammograms at 30 to hopefully nip it in the bud if they do catch anything one day.

Ass Class- I'm not emotionally strong enough for this. Karasuma is a good dude. They're all good kids, even the one who looks 40. Can someone nail that principal in the dick with a 2x4 please. He has a dad? Don't do it bro that bitch is crazy. Awww even these assholes got to do something nice. Aaaaand I'm crying. I'm glad the principal suffered. Alright kids new lesson, let's get drunk. Oh god what did they buy together it's gonna break my heaert. Fuck you, moon! I don't know enough about moons to know if that's legit. Dude don't send your wife. Good lord woman. Tiiiiiiiimeskip. Awwww he called them their kids. .I still don't recognize 2/3 of these kids. Awwwwww they bought the mountain for him. Are Karma and Nagisa just fucking somewhere offscreen during all this? I'm proud of these kids. The old-looking guy looks exactly the same. I still hate that vocaloid. Karma is now president. Oh shit is she knocked up. At least he got to cut his hair. And then Nagisa killed a student. Lupin- RIP gun. Hat with the save. Aww that one boy likes her. Well this is adorable. Aw hell, what now. I am disappointed this is not really a butch woman with huge tits. That is the worst alias. Lupin being a top-tier wingman to this random kid. Ohhh this is going to go badly. Aw hell the theacher's in on it too. Meanwhile, Jigen being the best babysitter. Congratulations, Jigen is your father now. "You can trust me" says the guy who just shot two dudes in front of you. His license is written on his gun. CHEESE IT. Jigen's so fucking cool. You don't understand he loves that gun like a wife. PLOT TWIST. I love this kid. Jigen/Gun is my OTP. Oh hey the teacher's not evil after all. Oh thank god, the gun's gonna be okay. Goddammit Jigen you were too cool now he's gonna grow up to be an assassin. One Piece- That HONK sound is never not hilarious to me. Time for Zoro to fight another swordsman and take his booze. Chopper is having so much fun in that little tank. We just got that tank, Franky's gonna kill you if you break it! They're all so goddamn stupid I love them. Oh my god what does it do next. THIS IS AWESOME. Nami, somehow, is unimpressed. WE STAN A LEGEND. Oh my god Franky. Meanwhile, Nami defeating people with the power of meteorology. Oh my god look at Usopp he's all grown up and fighting on his own. Oh shit look at Chopper go. LEAVE THAT KRAKEN ALONE HE'S A GOOD BOY. Well now Luffy's gonna beat your ass twice as hard for upsetting his new kraken friend. I miss your hot dead brother, Luffy. Eat shit, fish boys. Oh right, that lunatic sent a fucking ark after her. Just in case you forgot Decken is the fucking woooorst. .Gee this "intended day" thing doesn't sound ominous or important at all. Don't do drugs, kids. Let Surume join the crew. GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT. Uh hey y'all there's a giant fuckin' boat floating over to jkill everyone. I love Robin. Oh hey it's the big guy. THE WOOOOOOOOORST. "Incel fish dude" isn't a character I would have expected pre-timeskip but yet here we are. Oh hey, she grew a spine. Shirahoshi is a good kid. AGAIN, THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORST. I'm okay with Hordy killing Decken, I don't mind if they take a break to do that.

Christ, he was only 35. I'm pretty sure they don't even recommend colon cancer screening until you hit 40, this must have come totally out of the blue. All I can think of is his part on Cells at Work where his character literally fights off a cancer cell. It's going to fucking hurt watching that.

Because the last Junji Ito anthology anime worked out soooo well.

Hell, I remember weirdos tweeting death threats towards a voice actor's child (I think it was Laura Bailey, maybe?) because she played a villain in a game that did bad things. And like, yeah sure a couple of gross weebs screaming insults at you isn't the most concerning thing in the world. But still, if you're not actually required to deal with that shit, and it's because of this optional thing you choose to do in your own free time, it's totally reasonable to just take your ball and go home. That's exactly what happened with Hero Academia's manga translator; he got fed up with people bitching because the official version wasn't exactly like the shit-tier scanlations, and being accused of having a bias against certain characters (no, you really don't have to be biased against Endeavor to make him look bad, he does that enough on his own) that he junked his twitter.

Good. Random schmucks dissecting every sentence he writes to figure out some secret hidden meaning or how to blame him for everything is getting hella old.

We get it, you hate live action. Must you drag it into every vaguely-related topic you can find?

Would y'all quit tempting fate, that's how we got Food Wars!

It's funny because doesn't this kick off an extended filler arc that's gonna sned TG into a depression spiral? Ass Class- It's fine you don't have any boobs anyway. Oh lord he gave her bigger tits. Ohhh this is gonna hurt me. Please don't kill your squid dad. Aaaand I'm already crying. Did anyone expect Nagisa wouldn't be the one to do it? Bitch-sensei doesn't need the money she's already got the best reward she could ask for, dick from a hot dude who will treat her right. Stop dragging it out you're just making me suffer more. I have no memory of 2/3 of these kids. I didn't think there were that many kids in this class, jesus christ. That roll call sure seemed excessive and like an excuse to pad out the episode. Aaaaand I'm crying again. Bruh how do you expect him to not feel anguish at this? "I thanked him with my knife" is such a raw fucking line. Ohhhh this hurts me. Everyone needs a hug and I'm 100% including myself on that. THIS IS PAIN. You're gonna be reading that yearbook for the next five years. Lupin- Are we back to the main plot now? Oh hey Lupin's old friend. Sea captain Jigen is kinda cracking me up. Someone give this little girl a hug. Aw crap what is up with this kid. Meanwhile, Holmes endagering some other random child he doesn't care about. Gottem. Watson looked like a real nerd. And now for drunk cops. Pops' new boyfriend is cute. Hey Lupin. Who the hell is this? Pops quit sticking your head out in the open. Oh this is the old ugly version of one of my hot pretty boy boyfriends. Oh hey are we finally getting an explanation on what happened to Watson? I'm guessing it didn't go well for this random schmuck he's talking about. Okay that kinda seems like it's on Watson for bringing a toddler along with him. Sherlock is a good dude. So then, he stopped on the way to the hospital with his sick kid to run down this shady guy because that's not much smarter. This is so Raven. If they bring Moriarty into this as an actual character expect me to constantly bring up the pretty boy Moriarty anime and Great Mouse Detective. Oh hey Sherlock. So then it's all Sherlock's fault. Team up! Uh whatcha talkin about Jigen? Play the pretty boy Sherlock show next, Toonami. One Piece- Okay 50,000 to 10 is a much better number. Fuck you, evil Zoidberg. Oh hell yeah time for Bandana Zoro. I love Brook so goddamn much. I like it when Sanji gets to act cool. Please snap my neck next, Robin. Brook what the hell are you doing. Don't fuck with Chopper. I like seeing all the crew getting to show off. Show us the weapons! Oh fuck you Hordy. Uncle Fish is here to save the day. Don't fuck with Uncle Fish. Oh hey Zoro. Oh hey Mihawk. Back in the timeskip days wheen Zoro had both eyes and fought sword monkeys. Swordnado! God Zoro's so cool. Why are those sea urchin guys so funny to me. GODDAMN THIS DID NOT AGE WELL. Oh cool he can air walk now. Show us the new weapons! Oh you two don't fight, just grab a ruler and decide who's bigger already. Hordy, still the fucking worst. Show Chopper the weapons he's so excited. PLAY FREEBIRD. Brook what the fuck. Brook's powers are so fucking weird and I love him for it. Oh the giant legs are definitely someone's fetish. Meanwhile, FRANKY TIME. Franky get out there and help your wife. Sweet bike. Aww he's trying to show off for her. I love that funny little honk sound the turtle tank makes. You had them at free food and booze. Joke's on you the kraken's our friend now. He's a nice kraken don't threaten him. Dude he's made of rubber stomping on him's not gonna work. Awwwwww kraken friend. This is adorable.

Nah, there was a movie in between seasons that ends with the boys being reinstated after a series of hijinks in which they save the city.

For most those, they'd still have to go through the trouble of reacquiring the broadcast rights. Like, it's not as if they've just kept Wolf's Rain and Death Note in a random storage closet for the past 10-15 years ready to go whenever they remember it.

Adapt the masterpiece that is My Balls, Toonami.

That's fair, the custom laughs are pretty hit or miss depending on the character. Ass Class- Fucking murder Dandy is here to ruin everything. Ohhh this is not going well. Man this kid got fucked up real bad. I love this squid so much. Evil Tatum is the woooorst. No, no he is not alright. This hurts me to watch. SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE. You douchebag! Aaaand I'm crying. Dude this entire thing was your fault for being a weird science asshole. Good girl! At least one of these kids is trying to help. Fuuuuuuuuuck. Never say the words "backup wife" again, please. KILL THAT DOUCHE. Man this is really not going well. Y'all might wanna get her to a doctor right the hell now, kids. Please don't kill my favorite squid. Now he's a disco ball. I'm glad murder Dandy is finally dead. This flashback hurts. Senpai finally noticed you. Koro-sensei needs a hug. Aww he's gonna save her with magic squid powers. Is that a Dragon Ball? WE NEED CAKE, STAT. Awwww, he's the best. However this show ends is gonna destroy me. Lupin- Still slightly disappointed Goemon's not the cute knife lesbian. Hiiii Fujiko. God I love her. Fuck you, window! Parachute, bitches! Hi there, random dude. Goemon you probably shouldn't have left the girls alone without a guard. That driver's definitely evil and going to kidnap them. It's fine, Lupin's got custody of the braincells this week. I like this other detective guy he's cute. Boys don't fight you're supposed to be best friends. Aw crap they killed each other. They're only gonna need the one bed, kidnappers. Fuck you, nice old man! Oh hey, the cute guy. Hi Lupin! Surprise twins? Wait then what happened to the nice old man? Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Fujiko! What the hell is that. This seems like an unnecessarily elaborate trap. Maybe don't touch that evil control panel. Lupin if you screw up and get them all killed Fuji's never gonna forgive you. Hi Goemon, again. I don't know what's going on but I'm rooting for these lesbians. WHAT. YOU OWE ME LESBIANS, SHOW. Hi Jigen, again. What the hell is going on here????? I'm not gonna ask questions I'm just disappointed I missed out on lesbians. One Piece- Hordy, still the fucking worst. Of course she knew, you're a douchebag and you reek of evil murder stank. Megalo could you not have told the king about his wife's murder at some point? No shit they'd hold a grudge, he shot somebody! Shirahoshi an innocent man got killed in revenge over that. It's fine, I hate him enough for everyone. He's got a point, keeping that a secret was dumb as hell. Great job now your dad's dead too. Girl now would be a great time to start screaming for the sea monsters. I'm with the kids, bring in the funny hat boy. Any time now, Luffy. Oh my god has he just been inside the shark this entire time. Sushi's on the menu today, folks! Oh my god are they all in the shark. Nami and Fujiko would be good friends. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaale! Oh good, they rescued Zoro's group from the castle. Shut up, random citizens. God I love a good team pose. Are y'all sure that's the Strawhats because we had some confusion about that earlier in this arc. Uncle Fish you should know by now that recklessly is the only way Luffy faces enemies. Heroes have to share their meat. Megalo's been having a rough time in this arc. Jimbei's explaining this flashback like an episode of Legends of the Hidden Temple. Brook I swear to fucking god you're gonna die here. They're all idiots and I love them. Brook cracks me right the hell up. And then Zoro destroyed the entire damn palace for shits and giggles. Shirahoshi is so adorable. Call me a coward because my hate in infinite. No she's right, she di dd cause everyone a massive amount of trouble by keeping her mom's murderer a secret. Oh right, Hordy's still here. Remember kids, don't do drugs. Arlong fucking sucked, dude. Luffy, not giving a shit about this dramatic villain monologue. 10,000 to 1 seems like decent odds. BAM. Sweet there goes half your problem.

I'm just that one guy getting absolutely blitzed on the deck of the Titanic as it sinks. Ass Class- Good luck kids I believe in you. Imagine how much trouble you'd be in as a government agent getting your ass kicked by a gaggle of middle schoolers. Oh they've got a machine gun, is that all? No matter how this show ends at least Karasuma is getting laid like a madman. Tasers, motherfucker! Sorry kids the important thing is that you tried. I'm surprised so many of them made it to that squid. They're good kids. Well I'm already crying. This sucks, my dudes. I'm also in the "pervert but not dangerous" squad. Final lesson kiddos, life sucks and then you die. Always try crossdressing and making out with lunatics, got it. Someone hug that octopus. Awwwww she brought him cake. Do we even have the rights to this song? No not the cake! NOT THIS ASSHOLE AGAIN. NOT THIS OTHER ASSHOLE AGAIN! This is awful. So this dude was always an evil little fucker. Human Murder Koro is doing things for me. Man why would you dickholes make another tentacle monster. "Tentacles fueled by pure hatred" is the most threatening phrase I've ever heard. Oh no now he's gonna die defeating this douchebag and saving the kids. I'd like to get off this ride now. "Fertile ground for tentacle implantation" immediately beats out the previous worst phrase I've ever heard. Lupin- What's with the cape? Aw hell we fell into an alternate universe. Hiiiii Fujiko. Oh hey, sweet tattoo. Black Lizard is a stupid name but baby I'll call you whatever you want. I VOLUNTEER TO JOIN UP WITH FUJI. Who the fuck is this guy? God I'm gay. Oh hey Jigen. Wow this dude's a douchebag. Hate to break it to you but this girl is about to get dragged into this mess. She seems nice, I don't trust her. It's not just a clock, it's a funky magic clock. Cool, it comes with a bonus knife girl. Not this asshole again! I like her she's feisty. I hope the knife girl is alternate universe Goemon. Plot twist, it's a fake! Plot twist, the fake's a fake! They're lesbians. Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Fujiko! Oh no somebody's girlfriend is about to get kidnapped. Hey there Lupin. Dangit it's regular Goemon instead of cute lesbian Goemon. One Piece- Here's your weekly reminder not to do drugs, kids. Hordy, still the fucking worst. This could be going better. Didn't see this coming did you, shark wife? Why is Decken allowed to exist. Jesus christ dude why are you like this. I like that they're using those tiny litte rifles to threaten a man the size of a goddamn building. SEABEAR NO. Guys it's just a fence you can get past it. Uncle Fish the king's gonna be dead by the time you get there. The Strawhats are inside the shark aren't they. I can't figure out what small animal Hordy skinned to make that scarf. Well this guy is about to waste his life for nothing. Fuck these corals in particular. Girls you might wanna duck. Oh hey the dudes are here. Sorry seabear. This is going too well, it's time to get their asses beat. Fuck you, evil Zoidberg. This is totes not a trap. Our girl is kinda dumb as fuck. Well this sure went straight to hell in a hurry didn't it. Yeah sweetie this was your fault. Psh, only 30,000? Okay 100,000i might give the gang a run for their money. Hordy, yet again the fucking worst. Hey there shark wife. Lady they're gonna fucking shoot you if you don't stop talking. Snitches get stitches and all that. Arlong, the original fishman piece of shit. Oh wow, I'm so surprised he was the murderer all along. IT WAS ME, I KILLED MUFASA. Y'know what just go ahead, let her scream and call the sea monsters. Meanwhile, aw hell what's this creepy fucker up to now? Ohhhhhh that can't be good. Cheese it! He's the fucking worst.

A gross? Poke, that's 144 eggs!

I demand more Captain Sexy.

Fishman Island: Your weekly reminder that drugs are bad, kids. Ass Class- Good job kids I'm proud of all of you. Awww, that's nice of him. I love this squid so much. I'm sorry what was that last one? And then he was a cat. Okay the random cowboy moment cracked me up. Ten times a day, good lord. They're married now. YO HO HO HE TOOK A BITE OF SQUID SQUID. I always forget this little orphan girl exists. He ships it. Oh no what is this. YOU BETRAYED US. Dude you could have at least waited for him to finish the yearbook. Fuck all of you. Oh thank god, he's still alive. He's having a rough night. Okay so we got a week to save him from the magic squid net. You guys should probably just let Karma do all the talking here, he's the smart one of your class. Kids you're assassins, at least one of you should be able to sneak in and off him. Koro-sensei would want you to bring him snacks and porn. Could you not just hook up the vocaloid girl for company? Awwwww squid. You're right kids the news is, in fact, redonk. AWWWWWWWWWWW he's still working on the yearbook. Lupin- Oh no what is this. This waitress has seen some shit. I respect a woman who gives absolutely zero fucks. Well it's good that he likes her, I guess. I have no idea what's going on here. Sorry our food sucks. Ohhh that guy's definitely delivering a gun. Lady I've seen enough Tarantino movies to know you need to get the hell out of there right now. Okay which of these dudes is Lupin wearing a hyper realistic mask? Girl you should probably duck now. They used different voices othis time, that's cheating! Oh hey, the real waitress. Hiiiiii Fujiko. Uhh is this guy okay? Honestly she could shoot me and I'd thank her for it. This is more than I ever wanted to know about Earnest Hemingway. All I knew about Dulles before now was that I once got stuck in a five-hour layover in the airport named after him and that's alone is enough to earn my hatred. Awww she didn't shoot him that's nice of her. It's okay Fuji I won't make you cook. One Piece- Guys do we really have time for you to have a dramatic friend fight right now? I goddamn love Brook. Uhh hey Brook whatcha doing? BONE BONE BONE BONE BONE BONE BONE BONE. Oh, that's new. He's the best. Oh goddammit Brook. Luffy your friends are gonna be dead by the time you get there. Ooh, fishman karate's cool. He said the Gandalf thing! Guys could you not just have Luffy go save his crew and Uncle Fish go save Neptune? Oh hey Robin. Could she always just straight up clone herself? Meanwhile, don't fuck with Fukaboshi. Neptune is having none of your shit today. Remember kids, don't do drugs. Yeah you could find the keys but giving Zoro a sword is so much cooler. That poor starfish is having a rough day. BROOK NO. Goddammit Brook. Look I agree that humans are goddamn terrible but Arlong was a total bag of smashed assholes. Hachi's a good boy. Everybody needs a hug. GODDAMMIT SANJI. Remember kids, don't do drugs! Not the candy factory! Can we put a muzzle on that thing? Joke's on you Hordy's fucking crazy. I kinda love this guy's verbal tic. Drugs are bad! Meanwhile that guy is drunk as fuuuuuck. Never trust a violent drunk. That was a nice building you jackass! Meanwhile, Evil Zoidberg is here to ruin your day. I'm with him, roaches are the worst. He'll tell you when he's had enough drugs! Guys just send Chopper he's not even a human. Man that seabear is cracked out of his mind. Okay the blood-suckign squid spear is kinda fucked up. DRUGS ARE BAD, Y'ALL. Ohhh that ain't right. Well this can't be good.

LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOO

My tired ass getting to sleep an hour earlier is the greatest gift of all. Ass Class- CHRISTMAS! This squid is a mood. Karma's here for VENGEANCE. Nagisa's gonna be the best little assassin. Is that the one orphan brat? Or a teacher, teacher works too. Koro-sensei is the best. Happy Valentines! Awww, she's adorable. Oh they're all pairing up now. I like the gun kids respecting each other. That creepy girl cracks me up. Goddammit squid! You can do it, girl! That one boy is desperate. Awwwwwww. Koro goddammit you're going to ruin everything! "I love it when he's in murder mode!" Oh my god just spit it out. Oh that hurts, show. GET IT KARASUMA. OH my god just fuck already. Ohhh I don't like the vibes here. Just let him jack off to his dead girlfriend, ya douche. Why do we still let this asshole be in charge? Did...did he get him chocolate? The world does indeed suck, I wouldn't mind it ending either. The end of this show is gonna break me no matter what. Stop pissing her off and just date her! Awwwwwww he likes her. OH THEY FUCKIN. Lupin- IT'S LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS! Nobody who loves their kid names it Manfred. Ah hell they're the Hardy Boys. Hiiii Fujiko. GOD I'M GAY. "If I described your type, it'd be 'breathing' " killed me. Sweet, costume party. I wanna see that elephant on a train. Sorry dude your nephews are dumb as fuck. Is that guy wearing a fake mustache over his real mustache? My god these boys are horny. The hyper realistic mask thing never stops amusing me. You can't fool me Tony Oliver I know that's you. MAID FUJIKO, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Mustaches everywhere. Hi Lupin! Oh no is Fujiko okay? God I love her. Oh big deal like this is the first time they've been cornered by a bunch of goons. Please tell me she teams up with the elephant. NOT NOW, POPS. Y'all know you could just shoot someone to kill them instead of doing some elaborate train shit. Oh my god he's on a pony. Awww the little girl's helping. I can't believe these two dimwits are gonna save the day. These are the weirdest vehicles in the show yet. This is exactly what traveling is like in the Rocky Mountains. This episode is cracking me up. Get her off the tracks, dumbass. Nooo not her hair! Jigen's about to shoot these kids. He's so fucking cool. That robot is trying his best. BEAT HIS ASS, ELEFUN. I choose to believe he's asking the elephant for a statement. God I wish that were me. One Piece- Last time, crippling depression. Uncle Fish needs a hug. This random human schmuck definitely did it and was totally not set up as a red herring. Fucking Hordy, always terrible. Everyone needs a hug. Neptune's having a real rough time. I'm definitely not crying here. Decken is the fucking worst. Awww, the kids. Their family got a running start on quarantining away from the population and doing video conferences. Shut the fuck up, Sanji. Nami is the best. Awww everyone's crying. I forgot Franky was here. And then Luffy died. Goddammit Luffy. Awwww, the girls are friends. Oh right, there's a violent coup happening in the palace. That is one big snail. Aw fuck. Y'all are fish some of you could just float over the picture. Fuck you, Hordy. Oh right, they all got into a huge fight with everybody in the palace. Oh hey Roger. You diiiiiiiiiick. Hordy fucking sucks. Hey, you give my skeleton back and also the others! Zoro is either too drunk or too sober for this. Oh yeah, just leave them trapped in a room with plans to kill them slowly in a thematically appropriate way, that always goes well. Everyone disliked that. Brook is a delight. Well we know Usopp's nose can't be used as a magic wand. I goddamn love Brook. He's having a good time. Usopp with the Robin eyes is unnerving. Meanwhile, oh shit she found the thing. SURELY this Joy Boy fellow won't ever be important to the story in the future, no siree. You know Luffy's not gonna think about this. Shirahoshi is a good kid. Uh bro I don't think she knows about that. Chopper you're not even a human! Uncle Fish it's time for a teamup. ACE I MISS YOU. Aw hell we're gonna have a friend fight aren't we.